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Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

lol these cats are so hating their lives

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.oddtodd.com/bah-humbug!.jpg

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

guys "out of the cradle" by lindsey buckingham is pretty awesome!

i need to get the hell out of here.

a_p (a_p), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

MARTINIS = MANNA FROM GOD

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

is anyone still at work ;_;

1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

must...finish...article...then can leave

1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, but i'm reeling like a punch-drunk fighter. i literally staggered out of my seat and had to catch myself on the window sill when i just got up out of my chair.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

still at work, I think everyone's just sitting here waiting for the office to be closed...

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

so my contract is totally in the shitter guys! our fucking golden boy manager literally gave two people their pink slips THIS WEEK! without the government even authorizing him to start firing people yet, so he got more than an earful from the govt AND from everybody on the night shift he made sit in for his "all-hands" this morning. Fuck that guy! Fuck all of us!

TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously fuck my boss' boss and his boss and everybody else upstairs

TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm here b/c my boss is gone, i think we'll be released soon let's hope.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god, that is way fucked up

I am still at work. Needing to actually perform work before I go home.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

uh...anyone wanna get a beer?

1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

That is totally fucking unreasonable.

Are you sure you won't move to Boston?

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

(Not getting a beer, that is meet and right so to do.)

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

beer beer beer beer beer

dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I would get a beer! I should be done here by 5.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

dar1a otm

a_p (a_p), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't have anything to contribute until this point but I thought it needed to be said

dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL

i guess someone buzz me if you guys decide to meet up and let me know where when?

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i will be done by 5-5:30 or so and will be hungry and thirsty at that time.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I say "buzz me" as if I will actually go and finish up my errands in this fucking weather.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i'm just gonna suggest the same as usual that way everyone is on the same page. just in case.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah ok big hunt at 5:00-5:30ish then?

quincie (quincie), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

seconded

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm there dude

dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hooray beer!Q@

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

yes beerzorz

1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I WILL BE THERE IN SPIRIT

in reality, i will be getting drunk with my aunts

a_p (a_p), Friday, 22 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

DC save me from the blue monday beatbox interlude. Ed

Ed (dali), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

;_; - waaaaaah!

suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I have this sudden urge to get high with the Virgin Mary.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Saturday, 23 December 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

can she cure hangovers?

Ed (dali), Saturday, 23 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

No but she does have huge nipples.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Saturday, 23 December 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a images that's going to stick.

Proven by science: Muppets cure hangovers.

Ed (dali), Saturday, 23 December 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

as do the 1996 Green Bay Packers

TOM. BOT. (trm), Saturday, 23 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I will remember that.

What cures bruised feet? (and the stigmata like bruise on my hand which has actually come up purple, which is very unusual with me)

Ed (dali), Saturday, 23 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ice. elevation.

quincie (quincie), Sunday, 24 December 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I spit down the shaft in the center of the stairwell from the 9th floor and never heard it land, guys

TOM. BOT. (trm), Sunday, 24 December 2006 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

gross

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

my day starts when your head hits the pillow
gotta get my shot of double cafe amaretto
kiss my boo goodnight, and then I'm out the door
my dream last night, my only friend on the metro

clock in, let the night begin
let's see what the city dragged in
a gangster, a hustler, a bum with some crack
last week, dude on weed, on too much smack

on the nightshift, I go up the escalator
on the nightshift, I go down the elevator
cause I'm the only one that's here tonight
my boss called around three, wanted to know the kronkite

my job requires me to mace out of hate
but it's up to me, so I will lyrically assassinate
those that step, and those that test,
the best damned security in the northwest.

on the nightshift
(one more day, let's get away)

call up the cops because I'm one of them
i'll be, i guess not, i'm just makin fun of them
wanted to be a 5-0 like my brother, but I failed the piss test
now i'm a disgrace to my mother

and pleasure in the job, and perfection in the work
then why's my uniform a second-hand t-shirt?
but hope floats, and that's how it goes
my 401k plan� yo, it blows!

on the nightshift, i go up the escalator
on the nightshift, one more time down the elevator
i'm the only one that's here tonight
my boss called around three, wanted to know the kronkite

my job requires me to mace out of hate
but it's up to me, so i will lyrically assassinate
those that step, and those that boast
the best damned security on the west coast.

on the nightshift
(one more day, let's get away, what's it gonna take?)
(trust your heart, it's not gonna break)
(love's gonna take us outta here)

that was fresh.
my whole crew is fresh.
you know what you could do to help me out?
i want everybody put your hands in the air.

(one more day, let's get away, what's it gonna take?)

i've worked a lot of places
all over this world.
but this, the northwest
this is definitely where it's at
so baby, you know i'm comin home in about ten minutes, right?
with a little thing i like, goodnight.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.freakyanimals.com/pets/1079.jpg

hi deres it is me your midwestern friend, i has not checked this thread for a long times b/coz it takes 17.65 mins. to load but now i see it and roffles muchaly

tom sorry about yr job, teenquiet sorry bout yr ribs, everyone i like you have a great time 4evah and eva

Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Sunday, 24 December 2006 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wii_kitty_hug.jpg

TOM. BOT. (trm), Sunday, 24 December 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

well that's very nice that the cat was able to get a wii yet no one on ilx was able to pull that stunt off.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

hey buddies christmas eve woo! will call u ally once im back in townski.

69 (pete), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i have to go make zuppa di pesce soon. i mean i could wait but i am boooooooooooooooored so i will make now, maybe.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link


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