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The One Who Got Away

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

The One Who Made You Bleach Your Asshole

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesse: i think you should fill up the nu-ilx chicago thread with nothing but pornography.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Esp. since period logouts = images turned on

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I just associate "Jen" with Kevin's ex, not with Jenny.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

no images necessary

Then he turned away and got undressed. He had a goldenbrown body, a penis as smooth as the rest of his body, big, firm as a polished wood baton. She fell on him and took it into her mouth. His fingers went everywhere, into her anus, into her sex; his tongue, into her mouth, into her ears. He bit at her nipples, he kissed and bit her belly. She was trying to satisfy her hunger by rubbing against his leg, but he would not let her. He bent her as if she were made of rubber, twisted her into every position. With his two strong hands he took whatever part of her he was hungry for and brought it up to his mouth like a morsel of food, not caring how the rest of her body fell into space. Just so, he took her ass between his two hands, held it to his mouth, and bit and kissed her. She begged, Take me, Antonio, take me, I can't wait!' He would not take her.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Antonio, you big cunt tease, you!

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

By this time the hunger in her womb was like a raging fire.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

where do you get this stuff?

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

She wanted something round, and crisp, and buttery-tasting. A taste so good, nothing can take its place. It's not just anything, it's the only thing that can satisfy her.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

did we get pizza delivered to simon's once? was that like some of the best tasting pizza ever? isn't every pizza delivered to a bar amazing? i can't wait until it's warm and i can walk to a bar in shirt sleeves again.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

When she wanted a cracker, she wanted a Ritz.

Na-biiis-cooo!

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost when did we start talking about pastry? BOOOOO.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been reading some of Anais Nin's erotica. These quotes are from Delta of Venus.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I find Kevin's post pretty erotic.

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

...polished wood baton...

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Tell me about the pizza. Was it thick? Juicy? Were there...olives?

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"shirt sleeves"

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I find Kevin's post pretty erotic.

sounds like my prom night.

thank you! good night!!!

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

What about "shirt sleeves"?

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

~~thirsty~~ homoerotic thursdays

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

someday we will get the story of what *really* happened on kevin's prom night, and it will be shocking indeed.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.litegait.com/images/LG300MX%20with%20harness.jpg

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.carriagedrivingessentials.com/images/ZilcoSport2.jpg

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a37.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_89adb107cdc5a5a22bae1fe2b464c974.jpg

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

GOLDEN TEE TOURNEY BROS LOSER BUYS BEER JEFF KEVIN KENAN I'M TALKING TO YOU

I saw a very very fun marching band last weekend.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the New Zealand course, where there is lava and steam in the place on sandtraps.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I have this problem where I cry whenever I see/hear marching bands. It's like there's some sort of receptor in my brain that's broken and always has the same (inappropriate) response.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

That's very strange!

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard, Armanda.

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Although it would make sense if you were as irredemably bad at marching as I was and you are having a visceral reaction to the buried shame and self-loathing.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Turning corners as a unit was nigh impossible when I was involved.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the band I saw in a parade last weekend:
http://www.humboldt.edu/~hsumlj

(don't click, Amanda, or you will weep!)

They were kind of like The Pogues but cute too.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I have never played Golden Tee but I enjoyed playing the video bowling game at Piece with Eric and others on Sarah's birthday.

― n/a (n/a), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey! ILX2 has started doing un-American dates again.

Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:11 (Yesterday)

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I kind of have a love-hate relationship with marching. I liked it in high school, but our school sucked. The Southern bands and some drum corps stuff can be killer, but I'm way sick of people coming up at Digd0wn shows assuming we all must have come from the UW marching band (no one did).

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

My fingernails are really nice right now. I don't like clear nail polish on men, but I really do like buffed nails; it really helps make a man look put together, or helps complete a nice look.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

buffed males

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I could probably do New Orleans style marching, where you're all kind of doing your own thing. But then again, maybe not, since I have no rhythm and would be the one doing the Elaine dance while holding a trumpet.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I buffed my tail too.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

We don't march so much as...amble. And sometimes stumble.

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm audi, stay famous Chicago. I've got the cigar-smoking Elk's Club bachelor party tonight.

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I once described the Go! Team's "Junior Kickstart" as Sonic Youth jams with the Grambling State marching band.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

See ya guys. I'm playing Schubas tonite. Show will probably sell out, so get there early if you want to see us.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Amanda, I cry too -- I get a little choked up out of pride, at so many straight backs and chins up and everyone making a conscious choice to temporarily conform, and conform MIGHTILY, for the good of the group because they can only exist as a group. SEE, I'M PRACTICALLY OVERWROUGHT ALREADY!

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeeeeah, marching band dork over here.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you sure it's not some sort of residual "American Pie" trauma bubbling to the surface?

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Positive. First of all I've never seen the movie all the way through, it annoys the shit out of me. Second, I've had this little problem since, like, sixth grade.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh shit, sorry, I meant the song. Fuck that movie.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck that song too, but it references a marching band, is pretty nostalgic, etc...

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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