ILOLX

estela-esque, that

it's hard because on the one hand you don't wanna be a shallow jerk but on the other hand feeling like a super jumbo all the time is tiring and on the other hand i just like tall people better

― harbl, Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:00 PM

did i mention it's hard to get dates when you have 3 hands ^_^

― harbl, Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:00 PM

I was watching this on BBC world with the sound not too high and I was very confused when the brothers rolled the coffin out of the hall AND THEN BACK IN, like there was going to be an encore or something. But it was just the BBC showing a short recap of the service.

― StanM, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:21

first half or so
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=73583#unread

oh ya, i read that one yesterday. first half good!

my favorite broad definition vegetable is potato chips

― lxy, Sunday, July 12, 2009 1:08 PM

there was once a truly spectacular summit meeting of the lbzc critics set: 5 men, all wearing the same thick-rimmed glasses, and my good self, with bad hair and a too-tight cardigan

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:26 PM

Worst porn movie ever.

― tuch her body to get her in a good mod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:27 PM

Weird Cake actually looked and felt like dense cornbread, except sweet and cake-tasting -- would have been edible and tasty and non-weird to anyone who had never had either cornbread or cake

― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:10

Best thing about a stealth/ambiguous date is that if nothing happens you can pretend in your mind that it was never a date in the first place. Therefore it doesn't count as a failed date, it's just hanging out with a friend.

― chap, Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:11 PM

you can tell yourself that, yes

― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:12 PM

When Apple forced me to give a name to my iPod, I chose the name "ass." Yesterday, when backing it up on iTunes, the title bar at the top of the window said "Backing up 'ass.'"

― iiiijjjj, Monday, July 27, 2009 7:25 PM

got a hot tip on shelf full of binders, suspect that's the fucking goldmine, we'll all eat good once we unload these sublime frequencies discs without any cover art

― Trey Tsongas (J0hn D.), Monday, July 27, 2009 8:08 PM

He suffers deep guilt for the U.S.'s colonial treachery. All he can do to forget it is drink, dance, have meaningless sexual encounters with tourists and eat goldfish crackers.

― bamcquern, Wednesday, August 5, 2009 4:37 AM

The last time I was between jobs, I sat on the couch for a week, eating fried shrimp and watching coverage of the Oklahoma City bombing.

Man. That was a great week.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

this thread, from here till early this morning:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=877383&boardid=40&threadid=74265

Also I predict the Mets choke again, or maybe even an earlier fade this year... Santana's elbow gets wonkz0red, and their rotation shits the bed, also their new park has a new name by the all star break.

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:57 PM (4 months ago)

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:53 AM

its still called citi field--looks like the mets defied your expectations!!

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:54 AM

being tall gives my bad dancing an even bigger canvas. It's like semaphore or some shit

― stet, Monday, August 31, 2009 10:20 AM

my girlfriend just texted me from a pub to tell me that Barcelona have just scored one of the best goals she's ever seen. True? (Assuming that she's seen plenty of good goals.)

― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:46 PM

she's talking shite tbh, 3 headers, none of the 3 particularly exceptional.

― 123456789 (jim), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:55 PM

how long has she been in the pub?

― 123456789 (jim), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:55 PM

not long enough for this to be excusable, pfft.

― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:56 PM

Ordinarily I would email Google to complain in such a situation however when I tried to do this a few minutes ago I remembered Gmail was down, the very source of my initial desire to complain. Google has coerced me into this circular tour of human emotions.

― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Tuesday, September 1, 2009 1:02 PM

this is crap. i have emoticons to send

― jair (jergins), Tuesday, September 1, 2009 12:54 PM

local garda's contributions on that thread are A+

yeah there's some funny shit on it

on the HUMID thread:

FUK U

― am0n, Friday, September 4, 2009 6:04 PM

it's not even humid

― harbl, Friday, September 4, 2009 6:09 PM

Wind: North 0 mph
Dewpoint: 63°
Humidity: 78%

― am0n, Friday, September 4, 2009 6:21 PM

nabisco referring to a post he had made up thread, some months previous:

Hahaha WTF -- I should note that the main error with that quoted story of mine is that I don't think I won the spelling bee, I was runner-up! I don't know if I said "won" because I was confusing it with the geography bee, because the story was simpler that way, or because I wanted to sound like a good speller.

― nabisco, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 12:56 PM

what happened when you got third place at the grammar rodeo?

― the singer who has an affinity for not wearing pants (some dude), Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:00 PM

now i've got the giggles, can't stop

maybe you were right, i'm just like this normally

God help anyone near me if I know the answer and nobody playing the game does.
"Pimento. Pimento. Pimento! PIMENTO MOTHERFUCKERS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL IT'S PIMENTO! PIMEEENTOOOOO! SAY IT YOU COCKSUCKERS! PIMENTO!"
"...and no one knew, 'What is... Pimento.'"
"GOD I HATE YOU FUCKERS!"

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, July 27, 2009 4:03 PM

snog blog written under the influence of egg nog

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 9:55 AM

i should become a christian with all the bread and wine i consume

― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Sunday, November 1, 2009 7:08 PM

pretty sure yer parents would understand u beating off better than making a collage in tribute to a dead dog you'd never met.

― ian, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 5:50 PM

hahaa

back in the early 80s a guy standing next to me on a street corner turned and said "I'd like to fuck you in the ass" I was like hey I know this is NYC and all but wtf.

― chief rocker frankie crocker (m coleman), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 16:17

- why so many awful charity records?

^^^you really need to ask that? its for charity!

― SORRY ASS IMPRESSIONS (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 2:52 AM

Once the parents were brought in for questioning, Richard Heene feigned sleep during the lie-detector test, claiming it was some sort of diabetic episode, Lewis said.

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, December 23, 2009 11:29 AM

...

Heene later attempted, unsuccessfully, to run from police, claiming it was some sort of restless leg episode.

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:50 AM

Yes, we need 3 hours of Alpert laying all this shit out, straight to camera. The rest of the season can be Hurley/Sawyer/Miles bro-down/zingfest.

― ma-cheese-mo (onimo), Monday, January 25, 2010 8:30 AM (2 hours ago)

also otm

haha max, re. shannon not being on the alternate-universe plane:

should've just had Desmond play her in a blonde wig

― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:44 AM

would have made sense to call boone "brother"

― max, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:58 AM (7 minutes ago)

6 months pass...

oh and Im in New Haven CT now.. no longer Detroit (or B-more before that).

― nothingleft (gravydan), Thursday, February 4, 2010 1:00 PM

I'll make a note of it.

― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Thursday, February 4, 2010 1:56 PM

was this the cunt that won the brit award?

― jed_, Friday, February 19, 2010 1:22 AM

sorry about the "cunt" i meant it in a glaswegian way.

― jed_, Friday, February 19, 2010 1:23 AM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:28 PM

HOLY FUCK

― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:28 PM

WHOOOOOOOO

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:28 PM

WHAT WHAT

― max, Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:29 PM

RAD

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:29 PM

In a moment of patriotic glory, Americans on the internet all took the time to solemnly press the CAPS LOCK key

― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:30 PM

(also, yay CANADA)

from lost thread:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyesdrE1Ro1qz6kbro1_500.jpg

The guy I worked for was worried about hiring me bcz of my gender. "Does anyone ever say 'ice cream GIRL'? No, they always say 'ice cream man.'" But something about my willingness to be paid under the table at less than minimum wage allowed me to break the glass ceiling that has stopped so many women from selling ice cream bars throughout history.

― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Monday, March 1, 2010 8:19 PM

i like ned t:

I was momentarily pissed off with Dan for locking the thread but then I posted a couple of cute animals on the cute thread and I felt fine.

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 11:35 AM

I really don't think Jacob and Smokey represent good vs. evil. They are more like Randolph and Mortimer Duke: two powerful dudes with differing theories about humanity.

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, March 20, 2010 11:38 AM

re: hutaree militia

the thing about these groups is that you never see, like, a super-flash Bond-villain operation set up with massively hi-tech gadgets; it's always some losers with a porto-potty bolted onto a pickup truck that they call "mobile HQ"

― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:16 PM

jeez, did anybody see Prince hit that double 5 minutes ago? Almost fell down following thru on the hack, then windmills down the basepaths for 180 feet like a huge investment banker at a kegger. Funniest shit I've seen in awhile.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 1:32 AM

I want to know what coffee shop exists at the corner of Melrose and Sweetzer in the alt. timeline, because in this timeline it's Ashton Kutcher's reaturant "Dolce" and the Penny that I fell in love with wouldn't want to meet for coffee there

― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, April 7, 2010 3:10 PM

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0vpxqMFcc1qz7tb2o1_r1_500.jpg

haah

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee69/sbdnate/lolcano-1.gif

fuckin daft punk clean up this volcano asap or else

http://media.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/photos/images/2010/apr10/volcano_sm/volcano04.jpg

― ice cr?m, Saturday, April 17, 2010 6:44 PM

dudes are never going to finish if they just use that piece of paper

― caek, Saturday, April 17, 2010 7:00 PM

foolish robots

― ice cr?m, Saturday, April 17, 2010 7:03 PM

from mong thread:

looooooool @ abbott talking about cutting the dole for people under 30

― casio cat (electricsound), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 5:03 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah wtf, he really must not wanna be elected.

― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 5:18 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

at least they're showing their true colours - they loathe the poor and the young

still, that's no big shock is it??

― Marissas now living will never her (haitch), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 5:20 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sorry guys, but fuck the young.

― kissogram powers (Abbott), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 5:21 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the fact that a ventriloquist comic can make a living in america is proof that not enough kids are getting the shit kicked out of them in high school

― münchausen by proxymuzak (m bison), Wednesday, May 26, 2010 7:11 AM (1 hour ago)