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true. the best would be to suck at being unsuccessful in every endeavor.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

but then everyone would hate you.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Unless you were also really nice.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

nope -- people would still secretly hate you.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

LIKE THEY DON'T ALREADY.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, fuck 'em, then.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - oh please.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kateconnick.com/postcards/partycocker.jpg

hahahahahahha partycocker.jpg

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

spaniels have the best acid.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Jordan, what kind of QA work? Software?

Yeah, software (esp. health care).

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Jen: have fun on your date1
!
email me with details
me: thx
Jen: bleach your asshole.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

At first I thought that Kevin posted that, from TOWGA.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

What do you mean, TOWGA?

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

weird because when i saw "jen" i was like, why the hell is jesse chatting with my ex?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

The One Who Got Away

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

The One Who Made You Bleach Your Asshole

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesse: i think you should fill up the nu-ilx chicago thread with nothing but pornography.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Esp. since period logouts = images turned on

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I just associate "Jen" with Kevin's ex, not with Jenny.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

no images necessary

Then he turned away and got undressed. He had a goldenbrown body, a penis as smooth as the rest of his body, big, firm as a polished wood baton. She fell on him and took it into her mouth. His fingers went everywhere, into her anus, into her sex; his tongue, into her mouth, into her ears. He bit at her nipples, he kissed and bit her belly. She was trying to satisfy her hunger by rubbing against his leg, but he would not let her. He bent her as if she were made of rubber, twisted her into every position. With his two strong hands he took whatever part of her he was hungry for and brought it up to his mouth like a morsel of food, not caring how the rest of her body fell into space. Just so, he took her ass between his two hands, held it to his mouth, and bit and kissed her. She begged, Take me, Antonio, take me, I can't wait!' He would not take her.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Antonio, you big cunt tease, you!

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

By this time the hunger in her womb was like a raging fire.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

where do you get this stuff?

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

She wanted something round, and crisp, and buttery-tasting. A taste so good, nothing can take its place. It's not just anything, it's the only thing that can satisfy her.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

did we get pizza delivered to simon's once? was that like some of the best tasting pizza ever? isn't every pizza delivered to a bar amazing? i can't wait until it's warm and i can walk to a bar in shirt sleeves again.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

When she wanted a cracker, she wanted a Ritz.

Na-biiis-cooo!

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost when did we start talking about pastry? BOOOOO.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been reading some of Anais Nin's erotica. These quotes are from Delta of Venus.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I find Kevin's post pretty erotic.

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

...polished wood baton...

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Tell me about the pizza. Was it thick? Juicy? Were there...olives?

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"shirt sleeves"

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I find Kevin's post pretty erotic.

sounds like my prom night.

thank you! good night!!!

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

What about "shirt sleeves"?

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

~~thirsty~~ homoerotic thursdays

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

someday we will get the story of what *really* happened on kevin's prom night, and it will be shocking indeed.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.litegait.com/images/LG300MX%20with%20harness.jpg

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.carriagedrivingessentials.com/images/ZilcoSport2.jpg

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a37.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_89adb107cdc5a5a22bae1fe2b464c974.jpg

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

GOLDEN TEE TOURNEY BROS LOSER BUYS BEER JEFF KEVIN KENAN I'M TALKING TO YOU

I saw a very very fun marching band last weekend.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the New Zealand course, where there is lava and steam in the place on sandtraps.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I have this problem where I cry whenever I see/hear marching bands. It's like there's some sort of receptor in my brain that's broken and always has the same (inappropriate) response.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

That's very strange!

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard, Armanda.

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Although it would make sense if you were as irredemably bad at marching as I was and you are having a visceral reaction to the buried shame and self-loathing.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Turning corners as a unit was nigh impossible when I was involved.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the band I saw in a parade last weekend:
http://www.humboldt.edu/~hsumlj

(don't click, Amanda, or you will weep!)

They were kind of like The Pogues but cute too.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I have never played Golden Tee but I enjoyed playing the video bowling game at Piece with Eric and others on Sarah's birthday.

― n/a (n/a), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey! ILX2 has started doing un-American dates again.

Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:11 (Yesterday)

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I kind of have a love-hate relationship with marching. I liked it in high school, but our school sucked. The Southern bands and some drum corps stuff can be killer, but I'm way sick of people coming up at Digd0wn shows assuming we all must have come from the UW marching band (no one did).

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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