OPO: Person I Met Last Night

i pick the big lady from tucson who's into gender and sexuality studies. she was...blea. but! the may day riots are coming up and she wants to go and i want to take pictures, so we're going, with her russian husband. because i want to go to a riot, and they sound pretty tough.

but you know the one who's going to pick me is Billy, a 53 year old HIV+ gay irishman. he'd been celibate for two years until the night before when he went to 'a blowjob club' and lost it. yeah, waaaay too much information in the first five minutes. in his art, which he showed me, he photoshops himself into famous paintings, either naked or wearing a burqa. because that's just how things go.

he would have loved you. he was way too into me, so you'd be his new...

i pick one of the german artist girls at the end of the table: shall i go cute and younger, or older and more interesting? ah, the eternal choice.

another OPO?

i think you should pick the latter.

you are not surprised.

part II only new people those mentioned above are DQd:

-beautiful portuguese girl who will someday have female pattern baldness
-italian guy who kept talking about big loaves of bread--like three feet long and a foot high--that never go bad
-youngish american 'writer' guy in a sportscoat who would have been such a yuppie in the 80s but is actually pretty cool and nice and funny, and loves Hermann Dune and the Arcade Fire and suggested books to me
-girl from Boston who looks like she'd be a big Buffy/Star Trek fan
-german girl with a nice big butt
-russian guy who says he'll never go back to St. Petersburg
-drunk german girl with messed up teeth whose 24th birthday it was
-cute cute blondie au pair who's probably 22 and has a boyfriend

i'm gonna go with the first, or the butt