questions for the experts

1a. of course it could.
1b. as much as you want it/all night long

2. red!

3. itsamystery.jpg

thank you, v v helpful.

1a. I think so
1b. 30 pence

2. I'm not sure

3. Why don't you ask them?

1a. Not today, but tomorrow yes.
1b. with all my heart

2. Dr.!

3. they lost the tweezers u_u

thank you, experts.

another:

4. why do the experts never agree?

4. It is part of the experts creed to agree to disagree.

corollary to 4. Experts agree on only 1 thing, to disagree.

thx, jaq. i'm glad you're here. :)

wait i can't disagree with that

6. Well, who?
7. And what?
8. And while we're at it, how?
9. For that matter, when?

6. corazon aquino
7. what not, really.
8. by the most unlikely of means: a hammer and a loaf of bread
9. tomorrow. watch out!

OH! thank you for telling me! i'd better get busy!!

10. How much longer?
10a. How long is too long?

11. jergins, do you know where my hammer is?

10. about a day and a half. definitely less than two.
10a. if you're still experiencing doubt after a few weeks, come see me (or any local representative). we'll talk you through the process, and buy the coffee.
11. basement!

nailed that last question, i did

nah, i think you screwed up.

lol

Lurker, if you have any difficult questions, you should ask the experts here!

Dear Experts,

I was recently diagnosed with a case of Thread Bumps. I checked on WebMD and even did a google search, but I can't find any information about this condition.

Is it contagious?
Is it life-threatening?
Is there any treatment?
What are the symptoms?

I am counting on you for help! You're my only hope!

should we move to a loft in pioneer square?

should we move to lower qA?

how about capitol hill?

condition #1 - we will either be working in thes outh end or that and mercer isalnd :(

(plz say loft, kthxbye)

LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT

not that i'm an expert, obv. just a person with an opinion.

I'm thinking taht 2, or apt. above uwajimaya

would there be any more dangerous place for us to live? over grocery and bookstore?

nice. yes. do it. NO DANGER!!

DREAM!!!

haha i thought like 'oooh ID dangerous' and then i realized it was about food and books and i lollllllled

hahaha! stepdaughter was all "ooo! no! you'll be caught in x-fire" and I'm all "no dude, we wld never hav to go outside!"

but u wld & u'd luv it!

I no! Mr. Jaq feers the packing :( I think it owuld be grebtst thing EVAH!

potential loft is 1 block from salumi and 1 block from Elliott bya bookds

so so vvv addicted to craigslist :(((((((

move there. i mean 1 block elliot bay. do not move to craig's list. that would suck.

haha craig would molest u

I noes! would that not be the best!

okay experts: should I sell the car?

uhm, oh - xpost

yes, if u move to 1 block elliot bay, yes.

thats what I'm thinking
plus parking is $$$$$ down that way and there are buses

that is so much the place for us. time to go look on sunday maybe

how do i sleep more?

how do i speed up my internet?

jaq, loft news?

dear experts:

if i had cramps AND spilled coffee on my yellow sweater AND discovered a hold in my pants... would that be reason enough to leave work early?

hold in your pants? hell yes, go home

oh jexux i just noticed that typo and now i understand fully your response. dumdum over here lol!

anyway, here's my question:

recognizing that he is most certainly a musical genius but perhaps not, you know, an astronomer:

do you think kells had to look up space terminology to write this song, or did he have it all in his head?

if he looked stuff up, where do you think he looked... online? does he have a dictionary or encyclopedia at home / in his office / at the club? or maybe he called the reference desk of his local library?

i'm interested to know what you think.

is it too early to start drinking?

lacking a timely response from the experts, i am forced to make my own inexpert assessment. the answer is:

NO, it is not too early to start drinking.

but how does it compare to hello kitty clock!?

What's the opposite of a cockblock?

clam slam

pussy control.

for the record to show i'm a good liberal it was an affirmative action clam slam, trying to help the indian guy get into some blonde russian babushka

a benetton barter?

when lxy's away is this board more or less gay?

please see my response on this other thread

is it weird or ok for a stranger on the street to say bless you after you sneeze?

i think it's okay. who did you bless?

it depends upon the tone and demeanor of the blesser and also whether or not the sneezer feels at ease in this world.

thank you experts

blessing people when they sneeze is silly

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/blessyou.jpg

I like it when people say bless you it's like an appendix or a vestigal tail

why have i let myself get trolled twice in the past week?

do you think the songs you get in your head are most interesting than the songs other people get in their heads?

god definitely not! i get some of the worst shit stuck in my head.

When I finally gather the funds to move to the big smoke, these guys are definitely near the top of my 'must see live' list.

where is this and can i move there now?

scratch that it's either london or toronto

do i have to hate the person that's sitting next to me? is it a work rule?

i think it might be a rule, yes.

what is going on here?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BmPZ6zj4Pt0/SWRs1WGZBZI/AAAAAAAABY8/CnJwtNRYJS4/s1600-h/keenhouse.jpg

what is that from??

a better question would be what isn't going on there

glasses and bandages guy makes me think of that baaad chevy chase movie

http://www.rockymusic.org/sfdf/InvisibleMan.jpg

http://cientifica.eu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mad_scientist.gif

can u post a blank post (excl bad pix)?

do you know of a good book that tells about the evolution of symbols, like where @ and & and % came from?

do you know of a good book about the history of malls

would read that book

isn't this a weird email to get from a colleague? like, from a colleague you aren't close to and don't work with very much?

Have a marvelous day and weekend.

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.
David Burns, Intimate Connections

wtf language is this in

were my shotgun wedding jokes over the line?

no they were awesome i LOLLLLED!!!!!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/vandygirl2/wink2.gif

but apparently estela questions my integrity as an expert so

(imo at least in this case i think she is RONG)

i have three pillows, two of them down/goosefeather(i think?) and as i sleep i must push them up, towards the wall, so that they cascade up and over and back down onto my head, or if not that they point out into the air and when i look up i think i'm wearing one of those dumb jester hats. it's annoying, and the pillows don't work that well. what do i need to do? buy/get more pillows?

sorry has taken me so long to respond to your question. every night since you asked it i only remembered as i was getting into bed, adjusting my pillows. never when i was at the computer or even upright. and it seemed silly to get up and turn the computer on to answer, especially considering the fact that in all likelihood you were already fighting with your pillows, not looking at the computer.

the bathroom clock claims LIGHTED DISPLAY. in what year was that last true?

lol 1984? never in my time that's for sure.

why would cyst location run in a family?

gross i don't know. good thing i never had children, what a terrible thing to pass down.

is there a difference between clumsiness and carelessness?

yes

i love a concise expert

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