what is bast short term illness and why?

When mann accidently smacks mann's plote with a hammer whilst experiencing a magnificent and the plote (penois)becomes 3 TIMES THE SIZE! And fucking hurts real fucking bad!!!

A weird poo is one of the bast short term illnesses, it can and has been used as a valid excuse for not coming in to work.

vertigo gold...valid on GE illness system (ask yr csm's for definition).