Wogan "Job-Seeker" Lenin's -What Wogan did next thread....

Wogan, Why not:

-Make (and try) a sand sandwich!

or...

-Go to that supermarket and buy/take all different type of Katze food and 1 loaf of 17p bread, then klank the different type of cat-scoff in a whole several of sandwich's and test out all of those to see if any are nice or if they are all FUCKING RANK!!!

or...

-Check if there's any words you ain't fucking noticed yet in your Oxford JUNIOR dictionary what got sneaked in there when you were out.

or...

-Invent an urban take on the 'bird in a bird' meal by catching what ever urban-fowl are around your garden/street then whack em in each other and cook that sucker up! (eg. sparrow in a starling in an/1 'wood' or standard pigeon)

-make some of the most amazing music heard by the human ear. you can do it.

-hunt down bast' and set up a new bast watch, or alternatively, pick someone new instead of bast.

the sand sandwich was dead horrible and now my teeth are gritty..

back later with more reports.

HASCH! HASCH! -HOSCHE!