things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

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that was an o, not an unequivocal statement, i am not a candy strident.

estela, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

hot tamales and necco wafers are tops in the field of trashy candy, you people.

lxy, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

^unequivocal statement btw

lxy, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

ps estela please give my fondest regards to f. he is a gentleman and a connoisseur.

lxy, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

alright i will <3

estela, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

he can be a bit of a candy tsker though i am sorry to say.

estela, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i would be dismayed if he were perfectly perfect so i am glad to learn of this one shortcoming.

lxy, Thursday, 25 June 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not really that into candy and I don't like necco wafers I hope this does not affect our relationships.

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

milk chocolate-covered pretzels are my new love

smoove operator, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i like necco but haven't had in probably 18-20 years. i remember being on some ill-advised college road trip up to cambridge,ma circa 1984 and stumbing across the factory in the wee hours of the morning.

t. silaviver, Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I would torch that factory.
Burnt sugar smells better than necco wafers taste.

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

dang girl

peace (jergins), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Necco wafers are often used as stand-ins for communion wafers by children who are practicing for the Eucharist

tza = anti-christ

t. silaviver, Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

We practiced for first communion with unblessed communion wafers. I think practicing with necco wafers might have turned me off to the sacrament, though in retrospect, that would probably have been a good thing

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Molasses disaster haunting smell reminds me of the maple syrup smell in nyc but apparently it was just because there was a plant in nj that made maple syrup flavoring.

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

if that factory ever ends up burning i am going to make a swift citizen's arrest and then i will get a medal from the police for solving the necco case.

estela, Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link

You'll never find me

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

lol estela 'necco case'

smoove operator, Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Hahaha

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe i will find you immediately if on my recent visit to seattle i slipped out to the stoop and microchipped the daisy when no one was looking.

estela, Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Like I would go back to my residence while on the lam!

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

you are going to look cute in your pyjamas with arrows on them.

estela, Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Keep dreaming, lady!

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

okay i will--the prison commissary is only going to stock necco wafers.

estela, Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link

they will probably be the currency on the inside

prince albert was the man (jergins), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:40 (fourteen years ago) link

wont tza be happy to know all us out in the straight world

prince albert was the man (jergins), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Since I don't like them I will have no problem spending them to buy goods.

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

But still, you'll never find me.

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link

your only hope is that harbl can defend you out of this mess.

estela, Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I hear she's good.

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link

lawyers who would rather talk about coffee c/d

prince albert was the man (jergins), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link

You'll have to find me first, though. Odds that I will be sitting somewhere drinking coffee are... good.
Lol xpost

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i will find you.

estela, Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i will help

lxy, Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Tsk to both of you for your lack of loyalty

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link

who is being disloyal! you, for arsoning our candy factory, that's who!

this is pot-kettle if i ever heard it, sister.

lxy, Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link

You are more loyal to a crappy candy than your sandbox sister! Sheesh!

There is a police outside my house right now but not for me for a vehicular offender. It makes my room like a disco club.

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:26 (fourteen years ago) link

a) it's not crappy it's wonderful and delicious
b) why can't our candy factories co-exist peacefully
c) i gave you a beautiful plant, for pitysake, and this is the thanks i get in return
d) disco club sounds nice!

lxy, Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:30 (fourteen years ago) link

A) I don't agree
B) our candies can exist fine, just keep me away from that there factory
C) I have yet to see the plant (not accusing just sayin)
D) it was aight

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link

tough love sandbox style is still love u know.

estela, Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link

well naturally i became defensive when you threatened to destroy the factory that makes a candy i like so well. i admit i took it as a personal affront. after all, why shouldn't i be able to enjoy necco wafers just because you don't? i mean, i don't go around threatening to burn down the corn nuts factory even though they are the most odious thing known to man!

...

although come to think of it, i am beginning to understand your viewpoint. i've got some soul-searching to do.

lxy, Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man, what about those fuckin red vines???

smoove operator, Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Sigh.
Don't worry, I never go to mass anyway but I am sure that factory would not give me the same feeling of warmth and wholesomeness as the general mills factory in buffalo. Driving by you can smell warm cheerios. It makes me think of summers at grandma's (before I realized she didn't like me all that much).

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I fear I have veered off topic.

I am sitting here drinking seltzer.

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

i like how the ladies of the sandbox dont get feisty about boys or politics or music or fashion, just candy

prince albert was the man (jergins), Thursday, 25 June 2009 06:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i like that too, a lot.

estela, Thursday, 25 June 2009 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i can be feisty about politics but not on the internet and probably not about electoral things bleh

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link

sitting here drinking coffee

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link

necco wafers are ok

max max max max, Thursday, 25 June 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link


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