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knees: middlin'
insurance: yes

Loads of protective gear? I think they get some gloves...

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Shin guards! And possibly knee braces.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I doubt this league will be that serious, but who knows.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure everyone needs shin guards, actually. I mean, would YOU wade into a forest of kicking feet without them?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

A very good point!

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to start playing golf again this year. i haven't played since i moved to chicago. : (

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.unionjackwear.co.uk/images/tamoshanter.jpg

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I love golf.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

this is not something that one would immediately intuit about me, but it's true. I also enjoy that most broville of video games: Golden Tee.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

also, thanks to the buy one get one free offer at jewel this week i have eaten an entire package of thomas' bagels today. the bagels alone gave me 128% of my daily allowance of sodium. also 66 grams of protein, 1720 calories, 18% of my fat intake, 114% of my carbohydrates, and 72% of my dietary fiber*

*Percet Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck golden tee. i only play unless there is no other video game available. also, about 2 months ago me and this dude john got hustled at golden tee at tuman's by a couple of serbians. i think we bought out for $10 each after the 4th hole.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

How come YOU had to buy out when you'd been hustled?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

we were playing for two or three dollars a hole? must have been two. it was obvious we were going to lose all 18 so we bought out for 10 bucks.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

In addition to having never skied, I've also never played regulation (not mini-) golf. I think Joe Coverdill (who once coached Denver Nuggets star Dan Issel) taught me us how to swing the club in 6th-grade gym class, but that was the extent of it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe I haven't played any of you at golden tee. I love golden tee, but no one ever wants to play. (I'm not that good).

― Jeff... (Jeff...), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

jeff i suck at it and at that bar in lincoln park i think i played 6 holes. but you may have left by then.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're going to suck at something, video golf is not a bad thing to suck at.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i would say self-harm or suicide would be a better thing to be wildly unsuccessful at.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, i didn't say it was the BEST.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

true. the best would be to suck at being unsuccessful in every endeavor.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

but then everyone would hate you.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Unless you were also really nice.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

nope -- people would still secretly hate you.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

LIKE THEY DON'T ALREADY.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, fuck 'em, then.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - oh please.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kateconnick.com/postcards/partycocker.jpg

hahahahahahha partycocker.jpg

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

spaniels have the best acid.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Jordan, what kind of QA work? Software?

Yeah, software (esp. health care).

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Jen: have fun on your date1
!
email me with details
me: thx
Jen: bleach your asshole.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

At first I thought that Kevin posted that, from TOWGA.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

What do you mean, TOWGA?

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

weird because when i saw "jen" i was like, why the hell is jesse chatting with my ex?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

The One Who Got Away

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

The One Who Made You Bleach Your Asshole

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesse: i think you should fill up the nu-ilx chicago thread with nothing but pornography.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Esp. since period logouts = images turned on

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I just associate "Jen" with Kevin's ex, not with Jenny.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

no images necessary

Then he turned away and got undressed. He had a goldenbrown body, a penis as smooth as the rest of his body, big, firm as a polished wood baton. She fell on him and took it into her mouth. His fingers went everywhere, into her anus, into her sex; his tongue, into her mouth, into her ears. He bit at her nipples, he kissed and bit her belly. She was trying to satisfy her hunger by rubbing against his leg, but he would not let her. He bent her as if she were made of rubber, twisted her into every position. With his two strong hands he took whatever part of her he was hungry for and brought it up to his mouth like a morsel of food, not caring how the rest of her body fell into space. Just so, he took her ass between his two hands, held it to his mouth, and bit and kissed her. She begged, Take me, Antonio, take me, I can't wait!' He would not take her.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Antonio, you big cunt tease, you!

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

By this time the hunger in her womb was like a raging fire.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

where do you get this stuff?

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

She wanted something round, and crisp, and buttery-tasting. A taste so good, nothing can take its place. It's not just anything, it's the only thing that can satisfy her.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

did we get pizza delivered to simon's once? was that like some of the best tasting pizza ever? isn't every pizza delivered to a bar amazing? i can't wait until it's warm and i can walk to a bar in shirt sleeves again.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

When she wanted a cracker, she wanted a Ritz.

Na-biiis-cooo!

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost when did we start talking about pastry? BOOOOO.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been reading some of Anais Nin's erotica. These quotes are from Delta of Venus.

― Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I find Kevin's post pretty erotic.

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

...polished wood baton...

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Tell me about the pizza. Was it thick? Juicy? Were there...olives?

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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