DRUNK

*get

family days. book (chapter?) research for one of them. eastern, up north, near the dam, headwaters i guess. where shit started, go see it. yknow

Mhmmmmmmmmm

Think I am drink now.
Stupid 3rd shelf bourbon.

*drunk
Stupid auto text

rip jergins

hey!

rip

rip, dad.

YOU GUYS

seriously, jesus.

RRRRRRRRRRIP

this is the sandbox, not the litterbox.

DRUNIK~!~~~~
oh
heeee

<3

YAY!

i got a little drunk on a nice gwertztraminer at a bbq today but it didn't make it anymore fun

i really don't like gewurtztraminer usually :(

i didn't get drunk because i have to get up early tomorrow.
but tomorrow. gonna get drunk.
y'all can come out/over if you want!

it's almost 2am and no drinks for me 2nite

Small amounts of food 6 hours ago + 1 (one) sazerac = heyy

(people were v. v. surprised i didn't appear to be hungover on 7/5 btw - 2 x glasses red wine + 1 x bottle white wine + copious water before collapse)

2 glases and a bottle?? wow, superstar

yah I know, paltry but I was so v. loud and foul-mouthed (staying-w-family-stress) people thought I'd had much more. Was basically a great excuse for yelling fuck you at conservative family members - then I could apologize for being drunk but not for telling them off.

man i wish that worked in my family but they tease me relentlessly for being 'soooo drunk' the second i raise my voice even the slightest bit! even when i'm NOT wasted!

i think that is a lot of wine!!

i do too!

It was, like, 4 hours of drinking I think. Mr. Jaq got pretty mad at me though, but I did snap at him when he tried to snag the last glass out of my hands.

being drunk (or at least somewhat buzzed) in a foreign country is theb est, really

might be. not sure.

i had one glass of secret wine and i think i might fall on floor what happened to me?!

lol this is why i can't drink at all anymore. imo you gotta go all the way or not bother at all!

i don't have much tolerance anymore lol

aw yall you fallig off.
me, i'm on my third big fiji bitter and have never felt better

you gotta go all the way or not bother at all!

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please tell me about the fiji bitter.

i had 4 cups of tea. CRAZY TIMES.

fiji bitter is kinda bitter
nothing special as far as beer goes

oh i thought it was some kinda cool cocktail
disappointed.

oh cmon what the hell i'm in fiji give a little love

<3

aw

hi i am a little drunk. and i have a new BFF. that is why i am drunk.

she is clearly trouble, i forbid you from ever seeing her again.

aw, smoove <3

lol u guys <3

she is BRITISH i.e. not even AMERICAN!!! she is awesome and downtoearth and lovely. my first ever friend i've made here in 15 months! lolz i drank two glasses of wine and felt shit-faced drunk

then i came home and ate half a tub of ben and jerry's new york super fudge chunk

this terrible story made me lol and i sent it to my sister and it made her lol too and then we cololled about it over the phone.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/builder-admits-role-in-wild-witches-in-britches-brawl-20091106-i1tf.html

there are 4 cases of wine and a million bottles of beerz in my house and I'm feeling fine due to this really yummy red. But I have to catch a miserable 6:55 am bus on Mondays and so NOT GETTING DRUNK tonight. NONONO!

awwwwwww

i can't wait til i feel good enough to feel bad (get drunk)

i hope to post here on thursday, when my friend "hollow leg julie" comes for a visit (my other friend named her that after she, a petite, asian girl, drank him, a mid 30s western new yorker, under the table!!!).

gah i had liquor for the first time in a month last night. that awful fijian rum. i fell down in the dirt on my ass and scraped my hand. later i threw up in a bush. god

aw

all that kava has ruined him for honest liquor. v.v. sad. this is the first anytihing I've had to drink since the flu in early oct - not even at the soup party, no drinks for me :( OH! except for some lovely lovely rum at lxy's house! so, i lied there. now i am drinking water.