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― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank- you foolish and fearful londoners for letting me drive down the commercial road whilst you sat stationery. The big blue sign that says the bus lane finishes 7 pm applies to you too but thanks all the same.

Anyone want a pound? I hear that they are worth a bajillion dollars today.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I will take one.

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

sexy time

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

QUE?

ok now we're listing to HIT 'EM UP STYLE. wtf didn't this song stop occurring like 5 years ago? HEY LADIES!

― Allyzay ＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i am bored
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― Allyzay Eisenschefter: Fiery HR Latin, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, where is everyone? WAAAAAKE UUUUP!!!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

The world is better now I am home and can see Emo Cat

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.galeriaaniela.com.au/Sculpture%20Park%20Images/Cat%20Bubus%20riding%20a%20horse.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/45/169340925_b1640533ac_m.jpg

http://www.mirrorkbranch.com/Appy_Catillac_t-shirt72.jpg

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

wait I had no idea there were so many pictures of cats riding horses

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

The only motion control I didn't like in the game was kicking, mostly because I kept whipping the damn nunchuk cord into my eye. And that hurts like hell. Most this was because I was getting too much into the game. I don't think you really need to whip the remote up as hard as I was to get off a good kick, but it's more fun that way.

― TOM. BOT., Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.graficworld.it/public/photos/cat-dog-19.jpg

― Allyzay＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.timesreview.com/nr05-15-03/photos/bizcover.jpg
very few results for "long island goat"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.usatoday.com/travel/gallery/centralpark/carriagethen.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^little allyzay on the LIE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahaha zing

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY IS SO OLD

HOW OLD IS SHE??

OLD ENOUGH TO RIDE IN A BUGGY

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

UH.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, it's about my bedtime, I guess. You kids have fun, I'll just sit here in the dark and salve my rheumatic old bones.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

WOAH ALLY DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE THAT OLD, JEEZ

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

NO EVERYONE ON HERE IS A YOUTHY FLOWER

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ally tell them the damn goat story so they don't think i am mocking you for being olde

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

OR ARE YOUR FINGERS TOO ARTHRITIC TO TYPE IT

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel a little bicarbonate of soda'll clear that rheumatism right up - mebbe throw in a patent medicine or two as needed, but ONLY IF PURCHASED FROM A MUSTACHIOED HUCKSTER ok?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm NOT putting the goat story on the internets for all posterity. They will just have to accept the fact that I am old, and that my dad shot a goat, on faith :(

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

oh christ you HAVE to share that story now.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

DON'T BE A GOAT TEASE.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING MORE WORK ON MY NEW RESUME TOMORROW
FOR NOW, I MUST CONTENT MYSELF WITH ESCAPING THIS SHITHOLE

― DO YOU HAVE TO BE A DUMOCRAT TO USE THIS DONKETTE POSTING, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

OK: my mom "found" a goat on "the LIE" once, which is pretty much impossible and a dirty, downright lie, but what does it matter, I mean, still, there's a goat in the house. It is accepted but not ever said aloud that she did it out of spite; my mom is known to have many, many animals (like, I mean, there were DUCKS, and we did not exactly live out in the sticks) and my father, jokingly, proclaims one day that she can bring home whatever she wants, as long as it isn't a goat. So, of course, she "finds" one on one of the busiest highways in the United States, just hanging around, chilling out.

Later, the goat headbutted my father in the rear. It was then attacked by a dog (a German Shephard? I was young, maybe 4, things are unclear). Probably not an unfixable injury, but my dad came out to the backyard shot it anyway.

God only knows what the neighbors thought.

― Allyzay will never stop "making pancakes", Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

In case it is unclear from the story, the second paragraph was all one night, but a night several months after the goat initially was "found."

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that's fucking awesome.

for what it's worth i have seen a goat as roadkill on the new york thruway, but it was up north on my way from boston to buffalo. which i just typed as buffalol and, henceforth, will only refer to as buffalol.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

PLEASE TO WRITE SHORT STORY OR ESSAY ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW IT IS SO AWESOMER

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

that last post was for ALLY BTW

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally have I mentioned that I totally heart your dad?

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

LAUREL I JUST GOT YOUR NAME IN TEXTTWIST

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"LAUREL"

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I think maybe MW should interview Ally re: goat incident and publish the interview in like some crazy magazine and we can spend the hundred dollar or whatever fee on beer.

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

NO ALLY JKUST NEEDS TO WRITE IT & THIS IS FIRST PARAGRRPAH

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Pete, you are one zany motherfucker. What are you talking about?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally you should take MWs encouragement as a supreme compliment, as he has been complaining about how shitty his fellow GRADUATE WRITING STUDENTS' work is and how he can't stand to read it any more :(

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

and yeah I totally want to read that story. GO!

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry yo im still jacked up over caffeine from this morning!

im playing this anagram game "texttwist," and i got like R-E-U-A-L-L, and one of the full-word anagrams was LAUREL.

the other, btw, was ALLURE.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, I should've gotten involved better in that Nanowrimo nonsense and wrote a whole fictionalized book about this.

BUFFALOL BILLS

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

BUFFALOL BROFLLS

― DAS TOMBEAN, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, the preferred anagram for my first and last names is "Raving Allure". The other ones all suck.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ATTENTION PEOPLE

OF THE DEECEE METRO ARIEYUH:

I HAS...

FONDOO GUT.

― TORBLOT, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

melting pot, how you manage to stuff me so fats, only one bite at a time?

― TOMMBLOOPS, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link

The internet must be stopped, for the sake of the language.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe if you'd lay off the pancakes....

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeez, I get it, I get it, I'll start the diet tomorrow.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants, Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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