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Someone's wearing her grumpypants!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's count all the movie trailer clichés.

can we sll go on this thread and troll the hell out of it please

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

MW you'd be grumpy too.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

man i don't know if it's just drug-induced clarity or what but ilx is full of some really goddamn dumb people

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost. I'm game for trolling. I'm pretty much an asshole.

I'm sorry Allyzay, I totally feel you. I was grumpypants until Tuesday this week.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR I was asking Tom a similar question about two very specific ILXors that never really stuck out as more than like "eye roll worthy" at worst on "old" ILX that are now like the most hellaciously annoying people, like people I would gladly punch in the face, on the new server. He pointed out that there's a much lower signal-to-noise ratio right now because the number of people posting has been reduced due to the switch, so these people stand out more. I'm not sure if he's correct or not.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that's definitely possible - i mean i don't really wanna get engaged in a noize-stylee complainathon here but seriously now, what fantasy universe are these people living in where they are not boring, annoying, unfunny fucks?

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.rootsweb.com/~enghrt/england.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

dude mark the ribs hurt when i laugh don't do that again ok?

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes Ed lives in Great Britain and is a Great Man.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

No offense to Ed, and I was just making a lame generalization.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ssqq.com/information/images/exception.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

You could've just posted a picture of Scottish people.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish I truly did live in a world where face-punching was an acceptable answer to a person being extremely obnoxious. There would be a lot of face-punching in my world today.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Translational_motion.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

blue dots = acceptable people
red dots = everyone on the "what is a troll really I mean really what is a troll people you know?" thread

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

what you guys did to the movie trailers thread is honorable and i only wish i was clever enough to join in.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

What is up with that weird map? Where the hell is 'Leed'?

― Danny Beltway (hb262), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel a deep sense of national shame.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

That makes you even more like us.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I must admit that I've not been keeping up with any threads other than this one and, ur, the mascara thread. So I'm kind of in the dark here, but obv. Ed is the awesomest britishes and a true bro, so clearly he is, in fact, exempted from all britishes-bashing. See also: Tim H.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

It is a sense deepening, there are lawyers and secrataries in my pub singing along to the piano.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed you need to move to DC. DC needs you!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

singing along to a piano??? What kind of pub are you at?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mrsmiths.com/

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t053/T053205A.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

MERRY CHRISTMAS BEDFORD FALLS!!!!!!!! I GOTSA ALL YOUR MONEYS!!!!!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

if he never lived, Donna Reed would become nearsighted ;_;

and a librarian ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

don't forget Zoo Zoo's Petals. And drunken banker monkey uncle dude.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

KLG hates that movie, what a bummerz. ;_____;

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

That movie is, in fact, FUCKING UNWATCHABLE. MW tried to make me watch it the other night but I yelled.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude I kind of think it sucks too. I'm going to try to give it another chance this year, one last chance for the gipper but goddamnit I mean WHY would Donna Reed lose her eyesight? Also: the ENTIRE TOWN of Bedford Falls apparently entirely relies on a broke working dude? Get one infrastructure, people!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Also I think his brother is kind of a douchebag, with that richest man in the world nonsense, you know he's just being sarcastic. It's like everyone knows you are broke Jimmy Stewart, even your asshole brother who has probably banged every chick in Italy's ports by now.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Another thing is that Zoo Zoo is an incredibly stupid name.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

It's supposed to be heart warming, which it is at times. I totally agree that the majority of the premise is ridiculous, but the scene where he goes in the bar and everyone is mean is awesome.

It's not unwatchable as some have stated, but I've only seen it three times so I'm not that sick of it yet.

I did make KLG watch Elf, which sucked the bag.

Agree on the dumb name for the angel, and the brother fucking everyone in Europe.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

YES the scene in the bar where drunks all gang up on Jimmy Stewart and then get all crazy is hilarious. I will say that.

But dude, the angel's name is CLARENCE. Jimmy Stewart's DAUGHTER is named Zoo Zoo!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!

Elf did not really suck the bag, it was pretty funny, especially when he leaps all over James Caan's desk and answers the phone, "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" And you just know Caan is like "Goddamnit I was in the Godfather."

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

It's really not even about 1/5 as good as Harvey, is the other thing.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

But dude, the angel's name is CLARENCE. Jimmy Stewart's DAUGHTER is named Zoo Zoo!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!

Oh, yeah. Like I've said, I've only seen it two-three times. It's still way better than Elf. What's even more ridiculous than IAWL is Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. That shit is crazy.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I need to see Harvey.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

The main problem with MSGTW is that I have no fucking idea what the hell Jimmy Stewart is trying to accomplish vis a vis his law. I'm glad he fights those awful people and is trying to do something but I have no idea what exactly he is trying to do.

That movie is not as good as Harvey, either.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Harvey rules everything, it is about Jimmy Stewart and basically everyone else in the world being constantly drunk, but most drunks are really mean whereas Jimmy Stewart is loveable and imaginative while drunk.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the point w/ MSGTW and the boys camp is that Jimmy is such a naive rube doofus that's the only kind of legislation he can think of and only a person like that is up to the task of taking on the MACHINE

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

DAS MATRIX would have been a LOT better in every way if you replaced Neo with Mr. Smith.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Then it would all be MR SMITH vs. AGENT SMITH and JIMMY STEWART IS PUNCHIGN YOU IN THE FACE would be in incredible cgi slow-motion

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

DAS MATRIX would have been better in every way if Keanu Reeves and Nona Gaye had switched parts.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

And if Jimmy Stewart played Morphius.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

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