THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE CATALOG TERMS THAT TUOMAS (FAKE OR OTHERWISE) EXPRESSES EUROPEAN CONFUSION ABOUT.

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where was that

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

The first one - the NumLock thread.

The second one - not the NumLock thread.

But, really: if you can post bare-ass pics of yourself wearing an apron on the internet, you should be pretty familiar with HOME and END on the keyboard.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

And I want to believe he's taking the piss, but I JUST DON'T KNOW.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Numlock thread is Tuomas gold.

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

The only person I think could pull off Tuomas is sanskrit

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Ever been to a gay bar?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:36 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― stevie (stevie2), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

men like female crepes because they are all desperate and they don't mind where the next shag is coming from amirite

-- unfished business (papiermachealamphibia...), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (Scourage) (later) (link)

No, that's a stereotype.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never learned to tie my shoelaces whilst standing up. I always have to sit down. For some reason some people find this funny.
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 20th, 2007 6:00 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Numlock thread is Tuomas gold.

i am dying right now, this could be his pièce de résistance

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

thought this was a Tuomas thread but it wasn't:-/ :

What if I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower?

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Kegel muscles"?

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:42 (1 year ago)

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I don't think they're called that in Finnish... Was Kegel the one who discovered them?

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:48 (1 year ago)
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I mean "discovered", like Columbus discovered America.

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:48 (1 year ago)
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― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Grady, thank you for that.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Heh. I just posted that over on nu-ilx. A+++++ would tuomas again.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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