Mass. you suck.

I'm re-reading the article again, and I still get stuck on that sentence. The only reason I understood it the first time is because I live here! So the subtext was right there for me!
It's a journalistic nightmare. I have tried to take my own advice, and follow the verbs. But it still doesn't make any sense.
Congratulations to all who are not Massholes, who have valiantly struggled to make sense of this article. I applaud you.
It's a beautiful day. I'm going to go crash a lesbian wedding.