ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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Who are you anyway?

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm a Pittsburgh fan who used to also follow the Browns. This was before Art Modell loaded up the moving vans and spirited the team away to Baltimore. Went to several Browns games and sat in the Dog Pound. Good times. Saw Bernie Kosar and his strange throwing motion carve up several NFL teams. Made me realize that all the talk about throwing mechanics is often bunk. Results are what matter. I've never really warmed to the Browns mark II so now mostly follow the Steelers. Fave players are Rocky Blier, Jack Lambert, Franco Harris, Bernie Kosar, Ozzie Newsome, Larry Csonka, Earl Campbell, and Hines Ward. Fave newer player is Vince Young. I was skeptical about him on the old ilnfl, but last couple of weeks I'm starting to feel the love. He might, just might turn into the player everyone's expecting Vick to be. Still way too early to tell though.

As a Pittsburgh fan I'm obligated to hate the Ravens. It's been harder this year because I really do like McNair. After the way he was chucked out of Tennessee he deserves a shot at the Superbowl. Since the Steelers have thrown their chances away I'm rooting for the Saints as the sentimental favorites.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 30 November 2006 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, hating the Ravens is the most sensible thing you've said this entire thread. Hive fives to you, that team is like a toothless whore.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants, Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/06/strahansquat.jpg
"Are you a responsible journalist? Look me in the eye and ask me this question, please, the way that you want to ask it."

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, perhaps you're not familiar with the full range of human sexual expression, but toothlessness in whores has its appeal.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I sent this msg out to the fantasy league and mentioned earlier but got better plan now so figured would post. Being able to move ILNFL is basically 100% easy, would look/work v. similar to this, be housed elsewhere by Tom and I. But b4 I put any effort into this I kind of want to know if ppl would follow.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

enjoyed: strahan's nervous eating during edgy interaction w/reporter.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm thar, Ms. Eisenschlereth.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Sure, I'm in.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

OK! And to reassure everyone, I am not drunk with power, all mods will be restored. It'll take a little while but Tom and I will get crackin on it.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

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FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!

― Commander JimmyMod of TEAM COURAGE (JimmyMod), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm repeating myself from the DC thread with this joke but:
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270907178_14f291bf62.jpg

― Allyzay OPTIMUS PRIME?! of TEAM COURAGE (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

msg from LK to Browns/Steelers fan: you better straighten up and fly right!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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Squatter known as Punk Rock Mike outside Bat Cave, building near Gowanus Canal he shares with dozens of people.

― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/BZqXMAU2/Cat_On_LSD

― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

JESUS

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that is not ok!!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

that's no good. Back to footsball, I sent this to Ally, who confirmed that this happened and I am/was not crazy...

"btw did you see the p. manning rainman moment during the last game? he's at the line and starts audibling and then realizes he SCREWED UP.

i.e.

"CHECK! Red-36, Blue-14, Ohio-3....checkcheckcheckcheckchek... BLUE-36, RED-14, OMAHA-4..."

and he has his EYES CLOSED AND IS POINTING IN THE AIR LIKE HE'S READING ALONG IN A BOOK"

― Commander JimmyMod of TEAM COURAGE (JimmyMod), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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Peyton's in the middle.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

also I am totes cool with the idea of moving ILNFL. that is the only ilx board i check these days anyway.

― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

poor kitty bad trip :'(

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha omg at letter from dude who has LDT and Colston and Vick and Roy Williams and is somehow still 3-8 despite leading his league on points, I feel a lot better now.

I'd like to move ILNFL, very much yes. I think the name should also be changed, in that case?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i will follow the nfl board anywhere. its better than 90 percent of ilx anyway.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll follow ILFNFL anywhere as long as the 9ers are close to .500.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 30 November 2006 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently the Giants have been singing songs to the reporters, and then telling the reporters they "hate" them, and then thanking the reporters for "motivating" them. The two songs sung = "We're Not Gonna Take It" and "We Are the World." For serious.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

well, the Giants and the Reporters is a pretty big rivalry with a lot of history

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i fear the pats may suffer a loss to the lions this week as it's a classic let down game for them whereas the lions have had a long week to prepare and stew over the fact that JOEY HARRINGTON schooled them on national tv on thanksgiving.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

SO WHAT DO U DEWDZ THINK OF THE NFL NETWORK GAME BROADCASTS? THE GUMBEL IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD IMHO. MAYBE HE IS JUST RUSTY/////////

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

It was inoffensive, I mean I expected Collinsworth + Gumbel to be sort of a Voltron of terror but they were totally inoffensive. What was AWESOME was when Rich Eisen shouted "It was a shut out! Well no, it was a shut out except for that GARBAGE PLAY" and I imagined very hard that what he actually meant to say was "TOTAL BULLSHIT LOL RAVENS YOU DOUCHEWADS".

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/114/311388994_01a41d0b09_o.png

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

AHAHAHAL;GKHA WHAT

also yes I love how much venom he said GARBAGE TOUCHDOWN with. i was SOFA KING bummed when that td happened. collinsworth = world class dbag, but also a very good analyst. so. gumbel constantly saying "turned over on downs" when teams were PUNTING kinda drove me cuhrayzee tho. i thought as a production it was pretty awesome just for all the things it DIDN'T do, it was so not-shrill except for deion and he is hilar so that's fine with me.

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hey guys u know who is awesome? TOTO

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I was outside smoking when that TD happened, bum out avoided :D

The funniest was how Collinsworth was yammering on and on for like 7 hours about how special teams onside kicks hands teams blahblahblah is like scarier than the frigging Blair Witch or something, and then duder comes on the field and just "onside kicks" the thing straight into Cincy hands, literally. WTF!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, collinsworth. i hate that guy.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the "director's cut" of the Dallas Clark Gets Fucked Up ad for Madden 07:

http://www.roosterteethvideos.com/EA_Sports/DallasClark/director.htm

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

this is prob. the wrong place to ask this, but here goes:

my 3 fantasy league QBs are eli manning, jeff garcia, and david garrard (who replaced byron leftwich for JAX) -- which of them should i start?!?

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally I promise to straighten up and fly right. The last thing I want is to give you moderation headaches. So was the Bengal’s defense that good or the Ravens offense that bad?

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

eisbar, thats an ugly situation. i would probably start garcia and hope that carolina's D doesnt show up with a vengence. there is no way that you should start eli and garrard is so inconsistent.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Garcia, if only because so many of the eagles' run plays count as passes.

― Name Not Found (rogermexico), Saturday, 2 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Saints looking real good today, but they better sign some WRs for the finale/playoffs.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

lol, cnnsi's peter king benched reggie bush today ; (

i would have done the same thing, tho...

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I stared at my team for like five minutes thinking "Wali Lundy or Reggie Bush". This really sucks. :/ I might win anyway though. :D

― Mike in Oakland (Oakland Mike), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

omg did you guys see demarcus ware RAPE b-jacobs in the backfield, lmao giants~

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at giants, yet again.

― Tyrone (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 4 December 2006 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

AUTOMATICA

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 December 2006 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link

shaun alexander is from florence, kentucky wtf?!?

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 4 December 2006 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pbs.org/weta/reportingamericaatwar/reporters/images/photo_rooney_interview.jpg

"Why don't NFL players snap all the snaps on their chinstraps? Someday somebody's chinstrap is going to get snapped to somebody else's helmet during a tackle, and there's going to be a chinstrap related broken neck. Don't be surprised if it happens -- I know I won't.

"And speaking of football, y'ever noticed Mike Shanahan's mouth? He looks like he has the worst-fitting dentures ever made. Don't be surprised if someday you see Mike Shanahan's teeth flying towards a referee someday, right behind a red flag.

"I'm Andy Rooney."

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

5,280 ft = 1 mile, thnx JM.

― PPlains (PPlains), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I did the "right thing" and started Steven Jackson instead of Reggie Bush today. I probably won't make the playoffs now. $15 DOWN THE DRAIN. :-(

― Bryan (twp62yo), Monday, 4 December 2006 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i am the 4 seed in my league and i get to play the supposed 5th best team in the playoffs next week. its a 2 qb league and he has peyton and palmer. i am in trouble.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Monday, 4 December 2006 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link

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