BALTIMORE

just be slightly offhand so you don't get embroiled with the first one, the second one will be better.

i'm always slightly offhand

yes, i like that about you.

my first one here (this was quite a few years ago, the first time i moved here) invited me to attend an acne appointment with her in brisbane, the captivating plan was that we would catch a bus and a train and then i would sit in the waiting room and read an old woman's weekly while she saw the dermatologist. she was worriedly anticipating the day her 6 year-old daughter was going to be hotter than her. she had an affair with a man called mario (or maybe not really) who she met at the grocery store who quite clearly had a girlfriend already but was lying through his teeth about it, but i didn't get embroiled so it was fine, in a way i enjoyed those few short weeks, she had a bad temper and poor impulse control which were rich sources of anecdotes, i would tell f. all the latest findings over dinner. we never talked about me, she wasn't the slightest bit interested in my hopes or dreams.

my first friend in law school was a small lesbian and a few times she asked me to go places to study with her and then would not show up because one or another of her girlfriends had some kind of problem or was sick or whatever. then i just started not hanging out with her and i think she thought *i* was the one being a flake. also she bothered me because her parents paid for everything, like her mini cooper and tuition, and she owned the house she lived in. i think she was paying for it partially by renting out a room but she decided she didn't want a roommate anymore so her parents offered to buy her out of it just because. my other friends liked her but she was annoying. she acted like she was a comedian. maybe i am a homophobe but i can never be friends with lesbians, it seems. or small people. we never get along!

i was friends with a small would-be lesbian who had a painting on her wall that was just pink and purple and red swirls with MENSTRUATION painted across the top in black letters, it was depressing, she is long gone also.

btw when i was at the public library the other day i went to the maryland room and i found this book
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21VQ6HD4X9L._SL500_AA140_.jpg
and i just finished it and it was pretty good

Harbl I emailed you. I am determined to get to Baltimore this afternoon!

so gonna happen!

a triumph of the indomitable sandbox spirit!

It's like the sandbox is the little underdog and the giant massive corp that is ilx has fallen apart after getting too big to run efficiently and the little company that could (sandbox) sees its opportunity to seize the market and thrive.

live blog it?

harbl you will make friends

i promise

at least there's this baltimore thread, huh. jesus.

lxy what on earth is that supposed to mean?

it means the other one got really awful for a while, despite your best efforts. nothing about you!!

sorry to be confusing

oh haha. true. that thread wasn't the #1 baltimore thread anyway it just made me feel so o_O and mad for a second X(

me too! someone got my sugban vote today. only the 2nd time i've done that.

The train is in motion.

HIIIIIIIIIIII

Oh hai

check out how we have the same IP lol

hello<3

hi estela wish u were here

IS IT HAPPENING!!? OH THANK GOD I WAS SO WORRIED!!!

JESUS THAT WAS 4 XPOSTS

"it" is happening but we are done fapping i'm not sure how to entertain anymore this is hard

maybe make out on webcam

you're such a man jergins

thats what i said when i met him

Jergins I've half a mind to revoke your fapping privileges!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap

wow jergins

*fap fap fap*

is the prettiest place on earth baltimore at night or is that a lie.

on earth? probably not

its the prettiest place in baltimore tho

Goodbye, Baltimore!
I like your cemetery.

I am getting a little harbor tour so hooray for water after all!

i'm so proud of our sandbox

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4750/235/32/506836588/n506836588_1954489_4046098.jpg

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs099.snc1/4750_79094906588_506836588_1954158_4436448_n.jpg

what is that one?!

that is a lonely piece of weave lying on the train station bathroom floor.

lol

gotta figure out where to buy some cheap wine around here imo

because it's not the grocery store like in ohio :(

also need pictures 4 this thread

take a picture

― jergins, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:52