Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

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I'm claiming my rightful credit for Lovecrafty...urghonomic left my name off when he noisecelsored me.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

On the new Clipse:

I really have trouble with how this album is being sold as some dark glimpse into harsh reality or whatever when half the lyrics are about thousand dollar jeans with mountain lions stitched on the crotch

-- Al (hoteloper...), December 15th, 2006.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that was crumpw. i figured everyone would see the orig! sorry man

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

17. My penis is hanging out and you have no idea.
-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), December 15th, 2006.

― i kick hoostenical flows/spit spat wahts what (hoosteen), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread needs Bryan.
-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), December 15th, 2006.

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No we do NOT need reiterations of the well-worn & highly traumatic I POOPED ME PANTALOONS stories. This is about shitting in stalls.
-- David RER (quoteidio...), December 15th, 2006.

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:-(
-- Bryan (twp62y...), December 15th, 2006.

― our hoo could be your steen (hoosteen), Saturday, 16 December 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

:-(

― Bryan (twp62yo), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly, roffles were had.

― u got yr hoo in my steen! (no reese's) (hoosteen), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

― Bryan (twp62yo), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I very rapidly lost the plot, drank like a sailor, and then quit.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), December 16th, 2006 6:38 AM. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 16 December 2006 06:53 (seventeen years ago) link

When I was a cocktail waitress , I would amuse my co-workers by calling myself "Rain Waitress". This involved me wandering around and saying "This is Definitely not my section. Definitely not my section. One-two-three-four. Can I go home now? This is definitely not my section."

-- aimurchie (aimurchi...) (webmail), December 17th, 2006 1:49 PM. (aimurchie) (later) (link)

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Why's mine funny? :(

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 17 December 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

cos i read it 'drank a sailor'

― sede vacante (blueski), Sunday, 17 December 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

phrasing

― jergins (jergins), Sunday, 17 December 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It doesn't bother me, but you should see my girlfriend's inbox...

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), December 18th, 2006 3:09 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Your girlfriend is called "Ice"?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), December 18th, 2006.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

miss misery, pls don't associate my name with mickey's
-- Chad Bouche (wrinklepaws
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you are a meme now, tough luck.
-- Ms Misery

― SandboxAnna (SandboxAnna), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

for those who haven't been following the nfl thread, a brief recap:

"I heard you got beat up in a club. I didn't mean to offend nobody but Kellen Winslow. I apologized and am moved on."
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

x-post

lolz I was about to post that.

― hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Monday, 18 December 2006 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I think he's been threatening to make that Poe film since Rocky III.
-- Dr M (wjwe...), December 18th, 2006.

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RamPoe
-- latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (posercore24...), December 18th, 2006.

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Poebra
-- latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (posercore24...), December 18th, 2006.

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TangPoe and Cash
-- latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (posercore24...), December 18th, 2006.

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Poe-ver the Top
-- latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (posercore24...), December 18th, 2006.

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Rocky BalPoea II: Adrian, Nevermore
-- remy bean (rem...), December 18th, 2006.

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The Masque of the Dredd Death
-- latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (posercore24...), December 18th, 2006.

― hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Monday, 18 December 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ilx.thehold.net/thread.php?msgid=47165#unread

...leading to:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065V3S.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

-- this is cutty (holle...) (webmail), December 19th, 2006 2:48 AM. (mcutt) (later) (link)

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

grr.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065V3S.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

totally serious question: "what is a 'stan,' as the term is used by blog fruitflies?"

― hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link

T/S: Lil Wayne's "Georgia Bush" vs. Luda's "Georgia"

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 05:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I remember when my dad was questioned over the Yorkshire ripper incident. The police were sat in our lounge talking to him and my mum walked past with a pile of laundry and joked: "oh Keith, I wish you wouldn't get so many blood stains on your clothes".

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 19th, 2006 10:29 AM. (fuzzy) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Exactly, it's like taking some wee cnut to court for claiming to have fucked your mother.

-- Onimo has his finger in the stink (gerry.wat...) (webmail), Today 12:39 PM. (nu_onimo) (later) (admin) (userip)

"but Gerry, I'm your Dad!"
"yer a wee cnut!"

-- Onimo has his finger in the stink (gerry.wat...) (webmail), Today 12:40 PM. (nu_onimo) (later) (admin) (userip)

― grimly fiendish (simon), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread has a promising mundanity:civility ratio
-- step hen faps (curtis.stephen...), December 19th, 2006 7:50 AM. (Curt1s Stephens)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

besides, I'm not a racist...I've had sex with several black chicks in my day...

-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), December 19th, 2006 3:39 PM.

― sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

my idolator list:

beach house, beach house
girl talk, night ripper
liars, drums not dead
yyys, show yr bones
clipse, hhnf
blow, paper tv
rapture, pieces of the people
supersystem, million microphones
camp lo, fort apache: the mixtape
think about life, think about life

lcd soundsystem, 45:33
snowden, like bullets
delorean, time breaks off
t.i., what you know
beach house, master of none
the clipse, wamp wamp
fiery furnaces, benton harbor
gnarls barkley, crazy
justin timberlake, my love
midlake, roscoe

ray barreto, acid
karen dalton, in my own time
tortoise, a lazarus taxon
pavement, wowee zowee
willie colon, el malo

-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...), December 19th, 2006. (ystrickler) (later) (link)

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For one hopeful second there, I thought you wrote your ballot to the tune of "Vogue."
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), December 19th, 2006. (epicharmus) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

christ had a pre-9/11 mentality

-- and what (an...), December 19th, 2006.

― hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

annoying.. .

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

the boldness I mean

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah--i'm going to act like it didn't leak until it really leaks

-- this is cutty (holle...), December 20th, 2006.

Taking the piss, I see.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 20th, 2006.

― hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

You've just reminded me what a pathetic, banal title "Nightmares and Dreamscapes" is.

You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some sort of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.

-- ledge (tomdotledge...), December 20th, 2006. (ledge) (later)

― Michael Annoyman (Michael Annoyman), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I love that this isn't the first Futurama joek excelsiored

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, in that case it's disqualified for not acknowledging its sources.

― Michael Annoyman (Michael Annoyman), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

IT TURNS OUT IT'S MAN

― sede vacante (blueski), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Must be why I hate CDs - jewel cases are ugly symbols of uniform mass production, completely vestigial to their contents.
-- Nu-Edward III (ehonaue...), December 18th, 2006.

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Whereas hand-carved CDs by magic elves are laden with the uniqueness of their craft?
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 18th, 2006.

― thebingo (thebingo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Smith: A casino where I'm winning? That car musta killed me. I must be in heaven! [He plays again and wins again.] A casino where I always win? That's boring. I must really be ... in hell!

[A bearded man appears at his side.]

Man: No, Mr. Smith. You're not in heaven or hell. You're on an aeroplane.

[He pulls a curtain across. Smith looks out the window and sees a gremlin tearing up the wing.]

Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!

Man: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

[He holds up a mirror and Smith sees his reflection.]

Smith: No! [He turns to the seat next to him.] Eva Braun! Help me!

[She takes of her facemask, revealing she is a human-fly. Smith screams.]

Bender: Saw it coming!

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

the woman he's "strangling" looks like one of our senior editors. it's a small and not particularly amusing or coincidental world.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...) (webmail), Today 3:30 PM. (simon) (later) (admin) (userip)
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That was the first draft of the Sherman brothers' song for Disney.

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...) (webmail), Today 4:20 PM. (C J) (later) (admin) (userip)

― grimly fiendish (nb: i'm only excelsioring CJ's post: mine is but a poor setup) , Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i10.tinypic.com/29gbbsm.jpg

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

lol futuramas

― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

this is the bone stupidest thread in sandbox history
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.

'sandbox history' is killing me.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT is on fire today

Is there a site or other resource that tells you which jobs aren't the moral equivalent of scooping old mens' ass blow off the floor with your bare hands
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh go and mangle a washerwoman in Finchley will you?
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), December 21st, 2006. (later)

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm torturing myself with more mogwaispeed stuff by a band called The Autumn Project. The first song is 14 minutes long. I'm guessing the "awesome" guitars come in at around 8:32.
-- scott seward (skotro...), Today 3:48 PM. (121212) (later)

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8:10!!! I was so close!
-- scott seward (skotro...), Today 3:50 PM. (121212) (later)

― grady (grady), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, the trailer was underwhelming -- like watching a chintzy Terminator. The young guy (Spike Witwicky?) is cute though. Do you think Megatron will transform into a bull and rape him?
-- Alfred Soto (soto.alfre...), Today 8:00 PM. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn) (later)

No, I don't think that will happen.
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), Today 8:01 PM. (dan perry) (later)

― max (maxreax), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ken lay at least gave a lot of donations to art charities, as opposed to wanting the brooklyn museum's funding to be cut over a chris ofili painting.

man I wish enron was still in business now and he wasn't dead!! gee, art needs his help!!
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.

i'm sure a lot of people still wish enron was in business, tom! they'd still have their pensions.
-- Tyrone Slothrop (hstenci...), December 21st, 2006.

ok that is a correct zing
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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