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haha did you lock it?

it was too perfect not to lock it

<3 that

Providence and San Jose are considered separate MSAs because they have separate cores, but both are included in the larger CMSAs

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, May 26, 2009 1:24 PM

ur mom has a separate core.

― ian, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 1:27 PM (3 minutes ago)

As for illegal downloading, I think I'm right in saying that in Germany the high court decided it wasn't actually illegal to download, so the issue is not necessarily so legally or morally clearcut.

- Zelda Zonk, Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:39 AM

You let the German high court decide your morality?

- Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:40 AM

well when have they ever let us down?

- Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:41 AM

omg pato on the "future hosting of ilx" thread, so funny:

Can't we just subtly amend our posting styles to rake in lucrative marketing dollars? I was thinking about just now while listening to my awesome MICROSOFT ZUNE, a great piece of technology that is changing the way we view and interact with media and one that I highly recommend.

― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:57

The difference between perpetual ads and ads-free is like the difference between when I am driving a bus full of 50 schoolkids and an empty bus. Empty is much quieter. It is easier to drive and less aggravating. Does that mean I "fear" kids?

― Aimless, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:20 PM

yes

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:20 PM

Also why would you drive an empty bus?

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

thx. cleared up for me now

― Aimless, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

IT'S MEANT FOR CARRYING KIDS, MISTER

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

wait why are you posting from a schoolbus

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:22 PM

If he drops below 50 SBs it's gonna blow up

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:22 PM

"hey wouldn't it be call of that hot chick loves the novelization of X-Com: UFO Defense and wants to talk about it"

― Lamp, Monday, June 8, 2009 12:30 PM

i got funny looks on the bus when i read a book about the assassination attempt on Pinochet, the cover had some of the gunmen standing in front of a flag with this logo on it:

http://www.cedema.org/uploads/chile-fpmr.jpeg

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:31 PM

no hot girls in to terrorism talked to me tho.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:31 PM

also my copy of William Shirer's Rise and Fall of the Third Reich has no dust cover so reading it on the bus it was a big brown tomb with a swastika embossed in the cover :/

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:32 PM

again no hot nazi girls talked to me.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:32 PM

"hey wouldn't it be cool if that chick loves vin diesel and/or his biography .44 desert eagle too and wants to talk about it"

― Lamp, Monday, June 8, 2009 12:33 PM

We need to develop a complex equation including pizza quality and crust thickness, city name font size on the Rand McNally map of the U.S.A., number of Grammy Award-winning sound engineering winners, Gucci loafer sales figures, serial killings, number of annual Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight showings, "urban" music festival frequency and attendance, average restaurant tip rate, quality of Major League Soccer franchise, and annual ostrich egg consumption.

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, May 26, 2009 11:13 AM

i have no doubt there are plenty of gems on the attack attack thread but this on caused a true belly laugh and i don't want to lose it:

it's more morris dancing than headbanging TBF

― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, 16 June 2009

abt some soccer guy:
y'know how architects can't stop being architects and they just critique every fucking building they go near? I bet Bright is like that for punditry, all squeaking "I mean you can say it's a busy time of day but for me they just have to open another checkout at this stage" in his absurd little voice, to no-one at all

― QUAM PARSONS (MPx4A), Friday, June 26, 2009 1:03 PM

estela-esque, that

it's hard because on the one hand you don't wanna be a shallow jerk but on the other hand feeling like a super jumbo all the time is tiring and on the other hand i just like tall people better

― harbl, Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:00 PM

did i mention it's hard to get dates when you have 3 hands ^_^

― harbl, Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:00 PM

I was watching this on BBC world with the sound not too high and I was very confused when the brothers rolled the coffin out of the hall AND THEN BACK IN, like there was going to be an encore or something. But it was just the BBC showing a short recap of the service.

― StanM, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:21

first half or so
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=73583#unread

oh ya, i read that one yesterday. first half good!

my favorite broad definition vegetable is potato chips

― lxy, Sunday, July 12, 2009 1:08 PM

there was once a truly spectacular summit meeting of the lbzc critics set: 5 men, all wearing the same thick-rimmed glasses, and my good self, with bad hair and a too-tight cardigan

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:26 PM

Worst porn movie ever.

― tuch her body to get her in a good mod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:27 PM

Weird Cake actually looked and felt like dense cornbread, except sweet and cake-tasting -- would have been edible and tasty and non-weird to anyone who had never had either cornbread or cake

― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:10

Best thing about a stealth/ambiguous date is that if nothing happens you can pretend in your mind that it was never a date in the first place. Therefore it doesn't count as a failed date, it's just hanging out with a friend.

― chap, Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:11 PM

you can tell yourself that, yes

― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:12 PM

When Apple forced me to give a name to my iPod, I chose the name "ass." Yesterday, when backing it up on iTunes, the title bar at the top of the window said "Backing up 'ass.'"

― iiiijjjj, Monday, July 27, 2009 7:25 PM

got a hot tip on shelf full of binders, suspect that's the fucking goldmine, we'll all eat good once we unload these sublime frequencies discs without any cover art

― Trey Tsongas (J0hn D.), Monday, July 27, 2009 8:08 PM

He suffers deep guilt for the U.S.'s colonial treachery. All he can do to forget it is drink, dance, have meaningless sexual encounters with tourists and eat goldfish crackers.

― bamcquern, Wednesday, August 5, 2009 4:37 AM

The last time I was between jobs, I sat on the couch for a week, eating fried shrimp and watching coverage of the Oklahoma City bombing.

Man. That was a great week.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

this thread, from here till early this morning:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=877383&boardid=40&threadid=74265

Also I predict the Mets choke again, or maybe even an earlier fade this year... Santana's elbow gets wonkz0red, and their rotation shits the bed, also their new park has a new name by the all star break.

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:57 PM (4 months ago)

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:53 AM

its still called citi field--looks like the mets defied your expectations!!

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:54 AM

being tall gives my bad dancing an even bigger canvas. It's like semaphore or some shit

― stet, Monday, August 31, 2009 10:20 AM

my girlfriend just texted me from a pub to tell me that Barcelona have just scored one of the best goals she's ever seen. True? (Assuming that she's seen plenty of good goals.)

― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:46 PM

she's talking shite tbh, 3 headers, none of the 3 particularly exceptional.

― 123456789 (jim), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:55 PM

how long has she been in the pub?

― 123456789 (jim), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:55 PM

not long enough for this to be excusable, pfft.

― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:56 PM

Ordinarily I would email Google to complain in such a situation however when I tried to do this a few minutes ago I remembered Gmail was down, the very source of my initial desire to complain. Google has coerced me into this circular tour of human emotions.

― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Tuesday, September 1, 2009 1:02 PM

this is crap. i have emoticons to send

― jair (jergins), Tuesday, September 1, 2009 12:54 PM

local garda's contributions on that thread are A+

yeah there's some funny shit on it

on the HUMID thread:

FUK U

― am0n, Friday, September 4, 2009 6:04 PM

it's not even humid

― harbl, Friday, September 4, 2009 6:09 PM

Wind: North 0 mph
Dewpoint: 63°
Humidity: 78%

― am0n, Friday, September 4, 2009 6:21 PM

nabisco referring to a post he had made up thread, some months previous:

Hahaha WTF -- I should note that the main error with that quoted story of mine is that I don't think I won the spelling bee, I was runner-up! I don't know if I said "won" because I was confusing it with the geography bee, because the story was simpler that way, or because I wanted to sound like a good speller.

― nabisco, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 12:56 PM

what happened when you got third place at the grammar rodeo?

― the singer who has an affinity for not wearing pants (some dude), Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:00 PM

now i've got the giggles, can't stop

maybe you were right, i'm just like this normally

God help anyone near me if I know the answer and nobody playing the game does.
"Pimento. Pimento. Pimento! PIMENTO MOTHERFUCKERS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL IT'S PIMENTO! PIMEEENTOOOOO! SAY IT YOU COCKSUCKERS! PIMENTO!"
"...and no one knew, 'What is... Pimento.'"
"GOD I HATE YOU FUCKERS!"

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, July 27, 2009 4:03 PM

snog blog written under the influence of egg nog

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 9:55 AM

i should become a christian with all the bread and wine i consume

― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Sunday, November 1, 2009 7:08 PM

pretty sure yer parents would understand u beating off better than making a collage in tribute to a dead dog you'd never met.

― ian, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 5:50 PM

hahaa

back in the early 80s a guy standing next to me on a street corner turned and said "I'd like to fuck you in the ass" I was like hey I know this is NYC and all but wtf.

― chief rocker frankie crocker (m coleman), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 16:17

- why so many awful charity records?

^^^you really need to ask that? its for charity!

― SORRY ASS IMPRESSIONS (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 2:52 AM

Once the parents were brought in for questioning, Richard Heene feigned sleep during the lie-detector test, claiming it was some sort of diabetic episode, Lewis said.

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, December 23, 2009 11:29 AM

...

Heene later attempted, unsuccessfully, to run from police, claiming it was some sort of restless leg episode.

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:50 AM

Yes, we need 3 hours of Alpert laying all this shit out, straight to camera. The rest of the season can be Hurley/Sawyer/Miles bro-down/zingfest.

― ma-cheese-mo (onimo), Monday, January 25, 2010 8:30 AM (2 hours ago)

also otm

haha max, re. shannon not being on the alternate-universe plane:

should've just had Desmond play her in a blonde wig

― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:44 AM

would have made sense to call boone "brother"

― max, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:58 AM (7 minutes ago)

6 months pass...

oh and Im in New Haven CT now.. no longer Detroit (or B-more before that).

― nothingleft (gravydan), Thursday, February 4, 2010 1:00 PM

I'll make a note of it.

― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Thursday, February 4, 2010 1:56 PM

was this the cunt that won the brit award?

― jed_, Friday, February 19, 2010 1:22 AM

sorry about the "cunt" i meant it in a glaswegian way.

― jed_, Friday, February 19, 2010 1:23 AM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:28 PM

HOLY FUCK

― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:28 PM

WHOOOOOOOO

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:28 PM

WHAT WHAT

― max, Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:29 PM

RAD

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:29 PM

In a moment of patriotic glory, Americans on the internet all took the time to solemnly press the CAPS LOCK key

― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:30 PM

(also, yay CANADA)

from lost thread:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyesdrE1Ro1qz6kbro1_500.jpg

The guy I worked for was worried about hiring me bcz of my gender. "Does anyone ever say 'ice cream GIRL'? No, they always say 'ice cream man.'" But something about my willingness to be paid under the table at less than minimum wage allowed me to break the glass ceiling that has stopped so many women from selling ice cream bars throughout history.

― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Monday, March 1, 2010 8:19 PM