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I was wondering about that.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I just shoplifted Christmas cards at the UPS store because I was mad at how much they charged to ship a tiny package. Good/bad?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

That straddles the "bad"/"who cares?" line, I think. Fuck a UPS.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

felonious?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

no UPS and FedEx are asking for it all year long

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm just kidding, BTW

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Can't be any worse than the number of FedEx envelopes and boxes I misuse during the year.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Naybe 'misappropriate' would be a better term than 'misuse'.

note to Dan: misappropriate =/ inappropriate

Oh, and fuck UPS for telling me it would cost $80 to send a package to Germany in a week when FedEx did it in two days for $30.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

set decoder rings so Naybe = Maybe

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

The cards had a picture of Rudolph with a red glitter nose, if that helps.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

it does not, FELON.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I also needed the cards to give to coworkers who are leaving for holiday today.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Tell it to the JUDGE. Save it for your PRE TRIAL HEARING

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Whatever, dude, last time I give you christmas cookies.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Where did you steal the cookies from?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i gotted no special christmas cookies ;_;

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i liked the xmas cookies that i eated that were given to KLG from Allyzay on Sunday Sunday Sunday during football.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR I will give you cookies but I haven't seen you.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/88/879cd68a0914786a28160ab76ac915.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ EMO VERSION

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't even eat them, they are around ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i have had way too many cookies/candy this week @ work.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah I'm getting kind of fat

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm already there. i'm fatty fat fatman.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah I can't even tell the difference between you and this dude to be honest http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/grimace.jpg.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not purple, for starters.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, orginally Grimace had four arms, and I've always only had two arms.

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/b/b9/evil-grimace.jpg/180px-evil-grimace.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Bullshit, I've heard different.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

From who?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Some MIT dude.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah that's plausible. You've hung out with Hampshire folk, what makes you think I believe you hang out with MIT dudes, too?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan Perry went to Harvard. That is basically next door neighbors to MIT. Where's your god now, MW?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Geeta went to MIT.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

O. T. M. But I don't think he knows Geeta?? ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Poking it's CUTE WITTLE head out of the sky?

Who is Greeta?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Also my friend Michael currently attends MIT or something like that, I forget now. Maybe it's Harvard. Or UMass. Or Mt. Holyoke. But I'm pretty sure it is MIT.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

OK I just double checked on MIT's people directory, which I actually had up for work-related reasons earlier, and I was right, he goes to MIT.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Also my friend Michael currently attends MIT or something like that, I forget now. Maybe it's Harvard. Or UMass. Or Mt. Holyoke. But I'm pretty sure it is MIT.

Yeah, you know what? Your poor friend Michael hates you because you don't know where hegoes to college. He's writing a MySpace blog on you RIGHT NOW. I mean, some of those colleges aren't even in BOSTON.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

He doesn't even care, and plus he thinks you have 4 arms so why you defending him.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, that's great. I'm still fat, Grimace has two arms instead of four. Four arms bad, two arms good.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

He doesn't think I have four arms but he totally hates you b/c of the whole Boston-Amherst thing

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO GEETA IS, HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT MICHAEL DOESN'T THINK YOU HAVE FOUR ARMS?? I've driven between Boston and Amherst in like 1.5 hours so they aren't as far away as you are making them out to be. MT. HOLYOKE IS A GIRL'S SCHOOL!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

BUT THE SMITH GIRLS ARE THE ONES YOU HAVE TYO WATCH OUT 4

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't really debate that point.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, Mt. Holyoke accepts guys, i.e. Blue Jacket next to Gray Sweater:

http://www.mtholyoke.edu/grafx/cms/content/campus_locations/bike_students.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

DID U KNOW: percocet + muscle relaxers = completely incoherent workday

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that isn't a guy

ZR has turned into Brett Favre

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"owww cute doc my ribbies hurt from getting bruised from powning everyone at trivia, can i have some druggies?"

AMIRITE?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

IT IS A GUY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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