Chicago: The Eponymous Thread

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I AM.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I only hate BBCODE because HTML is ingrained in me now.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes.

JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

if we're only allowed bbcode, how does noise board work anymore?

lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I like bbcode. Html requires too much shifting.

Jeff... (Jeff...), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

dan, i'm about 90% positive i won't be able to make it friday as i seem to have a problem with my calendar reading comprehension skills. but fake fictions, if you're playing around or after 11-ish i'll be at ronnys.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I think I will be at Galway Arms tonight.

I also think I will go get a quick haircut in a minute.

OH!!! And I will be there Friday for sure. Hoorah.

One time in Philly Brian, Courtney and I had a whole huge auditorium to ourselves and we watched a movie on a full-sized screen, drank Yueng-Ling and smoke teh cigarettes and did this

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/3291645_a8ed307794.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/3291662_3233903d91.jpg

Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I am kind of cute in that first picture.

Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, it's one of your better ones.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I kind of want to do me in that picture. Hell, I think I will go ahead and do me now IRL.

Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

that's awesome.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYONE STAND BACK

lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

GIVE THE MAN SOME ROOM HERE

lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi. I struck out. :(

Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

But I did get a little kernel of salty honey.

Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

on noes!

read this instead:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dane_cook_parlays_new_burger_king

lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"I mean, the fucking thing has jalapeƱos on it, bro," Cook added. "JalapeƱos."

lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

struck out? did you shoot yourself down and go home with someone else?

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Somehow word got out to the left hand, and there was a fite.

lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

It's time to buy yourself some flowers, man.

lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never actually seen Dane Cook. Where do people see him?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes i see him in my nightmares, and i wake up screaming.

lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never actually seen Dane Cook. Where do people see him?

leaning against the mens room door on interstate rest stops, usually.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the longest day ever.

JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

So I have onion powder and garlic powder -- indispensible!
I have cheese powder and mushroom powder for when the situation calls for those.
I even have wasabi powder.

WHERE IS MY BACON POWDER. I want someone to invent powdered bacon so I can add it to all kinds of things.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I know there's a nuILX but I can't say goodbye just yet.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon bits + two sheets of wax paper + rolling pin = bacon powder.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

So... Remember upthread Jenny asked what Amanda said that made her LOL? I think it was probably this, or at least it had that effect on me:

Ah yes. Bubble. I dunno. I thought it was pretty good.

-- Armando Grouse (showdow...), February 20th, 2007. (later)

It's been confirmed: Armando DOES NOT KNOW.

"I dunno." -- Armando

-- Armando Grouse (showdow...), February 20th, 2007. (later)

Calico (calico), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm eating popcorn. Why does it make me oh so very happy?

Calico (calico), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost yeah i thought that was great, too.

lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Hehe. I did think Bubble was pretty good.

I want my bacon powder to be stable so it doesn't rot in the cupboard. And not just ground to bits, but POWDERED, so I can sprinkle it on/in things. If someone can powder mushrooms, why can't someone manage to powder meat?

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

the chinese invented everything.

lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Oooh, you think it tastes good? I'll look for that at Golden Pacific.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

autumn

Jeff... (Jeff...), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn, I could go for a snickers bar right about now. I very rarely want a snickers.

Ooh.. I like that little story.

Calico (calico), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

That is awesome.

JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

2x

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a date tomorrow!

Going here: http://www.tizimelloul.com/

I have nothing to wear.

Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Stop posting here! ADAPT OR DIE.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of which: Kevin, in case you don't see it, stet invited you to email him to sort things out.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I am excited to hear about trivia. Please post details. Was Prof. Hummingbird there? Did Nora show her boobs? Did Sarah take a lot of flash photos?

Trivia was fun. We won one round ($20). Nick and Sarah had already left, so we rock-paper-scissored to see who won it. Dan's friend (what was her name dammit) won, but then gave it to Katie. Our team was named "Honey With Colts." The best team name was "What's That On Your Forehead?" They won the whole thing.

Everyone agreed that Jeff is essential to our future success since we SUCKED at sports trivia.

Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I am going to keep posting here until Kevin can be a part of ILX2 life. Solidarity.

Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Contrasting that with my post on nuILX is kind of scary.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

why does that piece of shit ILX over there keep LOGGING ME OUT???????

Little kernel of salty honey (crunkleJ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want to keep switching. I like this model.

Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 22 February 2007 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

In the past month, Dane Cook seems to have replaced Carrot Top as the punchline indicated "worst comedy ever".

Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 22 February 2007 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey EZ -- Lavender Diamond is coming to the EB. Wanna go? I do. 5/27

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

How did we win a round? I thought we established that other team in the same room as us beat us in every round? Was it that one round where they accidentally gave us two more points than we should have gotten?

Anyways, I had fun despite the somewhat stressful set-up. I don't feel like I did that well myself but Dan is a monster on the geography questions. I would have preferred more question variety, as opposed to 5 straight questions about volcanos or 4 straight questions about insects and how they smell.

n/a (n/a), Thursday, 22 February 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not sure how we won the last round, but they said we did. Maybe it was the bonus questions.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 22 February 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link


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