things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

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i would turn down a taxonomist like no tomorrow

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

estela you are so harsh

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

am still picturing taxidermist

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i am imagining taxidermist pickup lines

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i slightly knew a taxidermist around that time as well, he called me 'a beautiful specimen', the only opportunity he was great for was for speeding up my sprinting.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link

'i'd luv to stuff u'

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i should have told him to put a sock in it.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link

yes xp that is what i was thinking :((((((

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i could probably find out what aged care facility he resides in if you would like an introduction.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

good stories in this thread

max max max max, Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

max would you date a taxidermist?

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i dated a (former) taxidriver.

lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

i try not to discriminate on the basis of occupation

max max max max, Thursday, 30 April 2009 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

for example right now i am dating a furniture saleswoman

max max max max, Thursday, 30 April 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link

3 chairs for max

estela, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't think i've ever dated anyone with a weird occupation

a student loans officer dude
an unemployed bum
a dj
a concierge
a chef/gangsta-drugdealer-wannabe

my husband is a 'product specialist'

smoove operator, Friday, 1 May 2009 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

it's raining

trouble child (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

it's tornadoing

trouble child (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

it's raining

tehresa, Sunday, 3 May 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

it's been raining for 3 days. crazy

smoove operator, Sunday, 3 May 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i am calling bullshit to the bird (probably a filthy pigeon!) who pooped on my head on my way to get travel immunizations, making me cancel appointment and come back home to wash my hair. you are a bastard.

tehresa, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

did u think 'it's raining, i just felt a very large droplet land on my head, i would definitely post about that to l&j board if i could' but then u realised it wasn't rain.

estela, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i believe my thoughts were a lot more profanity-filled.

tehresa, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

when i went to the statue of liberty with my ex girlfriend she got pooped on

jergins, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

what a mix of patriotism and ire. god i loved that girl

jergins, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

a mix of patriotism and i rate everything!? what a keeper

max max max max, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i got pooped on the other day. sux.

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm a mix of poop and i rate everything

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

^truthpoop bomb

jergins, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

it's raining.

tehresa, Sunday, 17 May 2009 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought you'd all like to know:

it's raining like a goddamn motherfucker

lxy, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

big big thunder!!!

lxy, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

<3

tehresa, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Ugh bussux

tehresa, Friday, 22 May 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

aw. it does sux!

lxy, Friday, 22 May 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

lxy & jergz, you should go to this:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/2434272/Teacher-student-couple-hold-hot-for-teacher-night

smoove operator, Saturday, 23 May 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

^ was gonna ask them about this! yes u should go

trouble child (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 01:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't believe I am missing this!

tehresa, Saturday, 23 May 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe if it's successful they'll make it a monthly thing and u can be a part of history

trouble child (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i was just telling lxy about this! oh my god, it sounds amazing. we've been to that bar, before a soccer game once. the place is a hole. but maybe we'll go

jergins, Saturday, 23 May 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Uhh thread

lxy, Saturday, 23 May 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

live blog it. or tweet it

smoove operator, Saturday, 23 May 2009 05:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, please.

tehresa, Saturday, 23 May 2009 06:04 (fourteen years ago) link

no vili

lxy, Saturday, 23 May 2009 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link

no credivility

t. silaviver, Saturday, 23 May 2009 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link

It's sprinkling.

tehresa, Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

it's overcast

smoove operator, Sunday, 24 May 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

it is motherfucking RAINING in new jersey

max max max max, Monday, 25 May 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

it is jolly well sunny here but we have had some giant blimmin storms which you should note i have managed to dramatically report without resorting to profanity.

estela, Monday, 25 May 2009 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

my little sister's favourite word is 'blimmin'.

smoove operator, Monday, 25 May 2009 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link


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