things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

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lxy used to work with a polyamorist with bad breath. i bet she's got some stories

jergins, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

australian meat pies are a horror show, u would not worship them.

estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link

lxy tell us a story.

estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

ok so pagans in australia are marked by their penchant for meat pies?

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

i should have said heathens rather than pagans, i fear i have lead you up the garden path.

estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link

that makes more sense

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link

err, don't really have any stories. she's a nice person with bad breath (and other hygiene issues), a husband, a boyfriend, and two girlfriends. some of those people have children, also.

it sounds so awful to me. jesus christ it's hard enough to have one boyfriend much less a whole houseful of "partners."

lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

ohgod the creationist needs to meet me, 'very important' she says. tonight might be the night i tell her to leave me the fuck alone.

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

UHH that girl is CRAZY

lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah, meet me at the lake. think she'll understand when i start talking about the ice age that formed the lake tens of thousands of years ago?

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

oh fucky fuckfuck

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link

good luck jergins

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

oh jesus. (not in a holy way.)

lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

take her, dude

t. silaviver, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

also, good luck, jergins. perhaps tonight your creationist lady friend will meet jerkins.

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

haha
she was surprisingly adult about everything.
she's getting a divorce, which is good. and then she asked if she should leave me alone. i nodded, and that was that. no tears, and she's a crazy actress girl!
she told me an engine fell off a plane and we chatted a few more minutes and didn't hug and that was that.

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i always knew you were the kind of guy who probably gets stalked a lot by the ladies

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

more than you'd think, looking at me

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

i get very firm ideas about people on little-to-no actual basis in fact, and i've always thought of you as one of those guys who's simultaneously v v affectionate & personable, yet super 'mysterious', which makes a ton of chicks totally desperate for your attentions

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

wow i sound crepey

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

lolz

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

naw that's pretty much right
but it's only a certain kind of girl, and a-course it's the kind i don't like back

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link

(married-creationist-actress is pretty good shorthand for the type)

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

what kind do you like?

smoove i am nervous about your impression of me based on our conversations lol.

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.

― tehresa, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:15 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

aren't they a lot of the time no-boning-b4-marriage types though

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe i just made that up

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

oh they're all fakers. sure there are plenty of closet creationists who still wanna have a lil fun.

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

for a looOOOOOoooong time in lolcollege a boy liked me that i did not like back but he wasn't very aggressive about it so i did sort of a bad and stupid thing and let him follow me around because everyone sucked and he helped me with my homework. after i graduated i became a facebooker and he friended me and i found out he was a mega christian, like to the extreme. i feel lucky i escaped and i sympathize with jergins.

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i think maybe you are right, creationists have a bit of a wild side

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i mean minus the christian thing that could describe like 95% of dudes at yr school.

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link

it was a lonely lonely time

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

i have a close xtian friend, who recently - at the ripe old age of 26 - gave into temptation and boned her bf (they've only be together like 6 months). i felt guilty when she first told me, since i've been hounding her for the 2or3yrs i've known her to 'try before you buy'

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

smoove i am nervous about your impression of me based on our conversations lol.

i have an inappropriate joke reply for this, but i will save it for private chatz ;)

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link

haha xp

this guy is actually getting married and converted to russian orthodox for girl

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i was wooed by a taxonomist, one night i puffed on a cadged cigarette and said, 'i am never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER going to sleep with you,' and he said he already knew that but i was still marvelous anyway.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

did you ask him what category you fit into anyway, just for lols? ^_^

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link

actually for a solid 30 seconds i thought you meant a taxidermist and i was puzzled why you would pass up this great opportunity

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i did too!!!!!

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i would turn down a taxonomist like no tomorrow

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

estela you are so harsh

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

am still picturing taxidermist

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i am imagining taxidermist pickup lines

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i slightly knew a taxidermist around that time as well, he called me 'a beautiful specimen', the only opportunity he was great for was for speeding up my sprinting.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link

'i'd luv to stuff u'

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i should have told him to put a sock in it.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link

yes xp that is what i was thinking :((((((

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i could probably find out what aged care facility he resides in if you would like an introduction.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

good stories in this thread

max max max max, Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

max would you date a taxidermist?

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link


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