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― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

who is this cat
http://www.zeehog.com/f/furxxtc/judyspics/redmalesept18.jpg

― Allyzay BREAK YA FINGAS YAAAAAAH!, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

corky?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

NO-body should be fukcing Dog Lation -- isn't he, like, twelve??

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

i think ZR is rite.

also i think dog latin is a virgin

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.zalmoxis.com.ro/litters/litter%20A/Kitten_orange/Pics_Litter_A_Page/Maurice_7weeks.jpg
^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahahaha SORRY!

u r ALL virgins.

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes. Yes, I am.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

im savin it for jenga

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/emo.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself., Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I THINK HE'S LISTENING TO PARIS HILTON AGAIN?? BUT NOT STARS ARE BLIND???

― Allyzay BREAK YA FINGAS YAAAAAAH!, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

that cat looks pretty emo. don't you have some music you can blast at him? your cubby mate, not emo kitty.

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

no working sound on my old shitbag of a computer ;_;
http://starchild.astral.net/spatch/cattown/cat-lamb.jpg

ps
http://myspace-866.vo.llnwd.net/01276/66/80/1276090866_l.jpg = http://www.fantasticmemorabilia.com/images2/paris-hat.jpg

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/ceiling.jpg

IAN CAT IS WATCHING YOU MASTERBATE

http://www.dischord.com/images/020.jpg

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i do not think the scale exists capable of quantifying how much i do not want to be here right now

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I am with you on that one. :(

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i am feeling pain as well because I took Monday and Tuesday off

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

HOW IS THAT PAIN?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys the brand name on the oven they use to melt yr cheese at Cosi downtown is LINCOLN IMPINGER

― THE TOMBOT MAN, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, lame thing to complain about but today feels like Monday. Sorry, just does.

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/trash.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank- you foolish and fearful londoners for letting me drive down the commercial road whilst you sat stationery. The big blue sign that says the bus lane finishes 7 pm applies to you too but thanks all the same.

Anyone want a pound? I hear that they are worth a bajillion dollars today.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I will take one.

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

sexy time

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

QUE?

ok now we're listing to HIT 'EM UP STYLE. wtf didn't this song stop occurring like 5 years ago? HEY LADIES!

― Allyzay ＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i am bored
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/scared_kitty.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter: Fiery HR Latin, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, where is everyone? WAAAAAKE UUUUP!!!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

The world is better now I am home and can see Emo Cat

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.galeriaaniela.com.au/Sculpture%20Park%20Images/Cat%20Bubus%20riding%20a%20horse.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/45/169340925_b1640533ac_m.jpg

http://www.mirrorkbranch.com/Appy_Catillac_t-shirt72.jpg

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

wait I had no idea there were so many pictures of cats riding horses

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

The only motion control I didn't like in the game was kicking, mostly because I kept whipping the damn nunchuk cord into my eye. And that hurts like hell. Most this was because I was getting too much into the game. I don't think you really need to whip the remote up as hard as I was to get off a good kick, but it's more fun that way.

― TOM. BOT., Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.graficworld.it/public/photos/cat-dog-19.jpg

― Allyzay＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.timesreview.com/nr05-15-03/photos/bizcover.jpg
very few results for "long island goat"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.usatoday.com/travel/gallery/centralpark/carriagethen.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^little allyzay on the LIE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahaha zing

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY IS SO OLD

HOW OLD IS SHE??

OLD ENOUGH TO RIDE IN A BUGGY

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

UH.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, it's about my bedtime, I guess. You kids have fun, I'll just sit here in the dark and salve my rheumatic old bones.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

WOAH ALLY DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE THAT OLD, JEEZ

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

NO EVERYONE ON HERE IS A YOUTHY FLOWER

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ally tell them the damn goat story so they don't think i am mocking you for being olde

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

OR ARE YOUR FINGERS TOO ARTHRITIC TO TYPE IT

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel a little bicarbonate of soda'll clear that rheumatism right up - mebbe throw in a patent medicine or two as needed, but ONLY IF PURCHASED FROM A MUSTACHIOED HUCKSTER ok?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm NOT putting the goat story on the internets for all posterity. They will just have to accept the fact that I am old, and that my dad shot a goat, on faith :(

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

oh christ you HAVE to share that story now.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

DON'T BE A GOAT TEASE.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING MORE WORK ON MY NEW RESUME TOMORROW
FOR NOW, I MUST CONTENT MYSELF WITH ESCAPING THIS SHITHOLE

― DO YOU HAVE TO BE A DUMOCRAT TO USE THIS DONKETTE POSTING, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

OK: my mom "found" a goat on "the LIE" once, which is pretty much impossible and a dirty, downright lie, but what does it matter, I mean, still, there's a goat in the house. It is accepted but not ever said aloud that she did it out of spite; my mom is known to have many, many animals (like, I mean, there were DUCKS, and we did not exactly live out in the sticks) and my father, jokingly, proclaims one day that she can bring home whatever she wants, as long as it isn't a goat. So, of course, she "finds" one on one of the busiest highways in the United States, just hanging around, chilling out.

Later, the goat headbutted my father in the rear. It was then attacked by a dog (a German Shephard? I was young, maybe 4, things are unclear). Probably not an unfixable injury, but my dad came out to the backyard shot it anyway.

God only knows what the neighbors thought.

― Allyzay will never stop "making pancakes", Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

In case it is unclear from the story, the second paragraph was all one night, but a night several months after the goat initially was "found."

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that's fucking awesome.

for what it's worth i have seen a goat as roadkill on the new york thruway, but it was up north on my way from boston to buffalo. which i just typed as buffalol and, henceforth, will only refer to as buffalol.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

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