things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

came back from run and there was mama raccoon in a trap going aaaaahghghghghghghghsssss at me. babies are panicking in a corner of the attic ://///////

i would be paralysed with indecision if i had an outfit like that in my house.

lol my landlord had her outside in the trap and was going to wait for the babies to get trapped so he could release them together (because if you call animal control they don't let them go, they have to kill them) so he left. then he must have been paralyzed with indecision too because he came back and brought the whole trap back to the attic so they could be a family again until the kids get caught. he said when he drove up he could see them looking out the attic window at him!

it's too much.

i bet they had little frowns on their faces.

if i could i would find the correct thread for registering false dismay about getting sweary texts from a certain someon<3.

massive amounts of bullshit to call but i can't really do it on the internets!!!!!!!!

bullshit: cat power covering 'sngelitos negros'
noooooooooo

make that *angelitos

what did u delete?

sngelitos!

snugglins

slankelitos

first person to admit they've eaten skankitos gets a gold star

and we're back to calling bullshit

because questions for the experts is now just for the expert i feel okay about asking this here. serious question: would you, could you, date a creationist?

i was going to say i wouldn't, couldn't, but then i thought about some of the overlooking i have done so my best answer is, i hope not.

no but i am very picky/judgmental

also if they are a creationist they probably have lots of other crazy ideas like ideas about ladies that are bad

creationism isn't so big around here but there is an embarrassment of riches of pagans with crazy bad ideas about ladies.

i'm imagining menstrual blood incantations or
the feast of the radiant sunmother

can you explain them? or post a picture of one?

do you mean like polyamorists and whatever

your visions are too exciting for queensland, i was talking about misogynists with high blood pressure chomping on a pie.

what does that have to do with paganism?!?! i would date someone who worshipped pie

most guys do worship pie btw

lxy used to work with a polyamorist with bad breath. i bet she's got some stories

australian meat pies are a horror show, u would not worship them.

lxy tell us a story.

ok so pagans in australia are marked by their penchant for meat pies?

i should have said heathens rather than pagans, i fear i have lead you up the garden path.

that makes more sense

err, don't really have any stories. she's a nice person with bad breath (and other hygiene issues), a husband, a boyfriend, and two girlfriends. some of those people have children, also.

it sounds so awful to me. jesus christ it's hard enough to have one boyfriend much less a whole houseful of "partners."

ohgod the creationist needs to meet me, 'very important' she says. tonight might be the night i tell her to leave me the fuck alone.

UHH that girl is CRAZY

oh yeah, meet me at the lake. think she'll understand when i start talking about the ice age that formed the lake tens of thousands of years ago?

oh fucky fuckfuck

good luck jergins

oh jesus. (not in a holy way.)

take her, dude

i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.

also, good luck, jergins. perhaps tonight your creationist lady friend will meet jerkins.

haha
she was surprisingly adult about everything.
she's getting a divorce, which is good. and then she asked if she should leave me alone. i nodded, and that was that. no tears, and she's a crazy actress girl!
she told me an engine fell off a plane and we chatted a few more minutes and didn't hug and that was that.

i always knew you were the kind of guy who probably gets stalked a lot by the ladies

more than you'd think, looking at me

i get very firm ideas about people on little-to-no actual basis in fact, and i've always thought of you as one of those guys who's simultaneously v v affectionate & personable, yet super 'mysterious', which makes a ton of chicks totally desperate for your attentions

wow i sound crepey

lolz

naw that's pretty much right
but it's only a certain kind of girl, and a-course it's the kind i don't like back

(married-creationist-actress is pretty good shorthand for the type)