I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink

well then. hi y'all!

i just have one question for you.

would you rather become andy dick or get jizz in your eye?

lxy i think you and ytth will get along splendidly: he likes to ask me similar pick-this-horrible-awful-thing-or-this-horrible-awful-thing kind of questions.

today he asked me if i'd rather get my dress ripped off by getting it caught in a passing cyclist's wheel (assuming i was somehow wearing nothing underneath the dress), or get one of my fingers cut off with pliers

oh great, then you will have no problem answering my question so

she just did that fake haughty thing that drives any1 crazy

oh shit all this time i thought he was saying fake hottie and i thought it was a good thing

lxy, have you ever pretended you were going to kiss a boy but then you bit him lightly on the lip instead and he shouted, ow wtf are you mental, then you said, as if i would kiss my own sister's boyfriend, and then did your sister laugh merrily and say, fancy falling for that, i knew all along she wasn't going to kiss you, what kind of outfit do you think we are.

i think i'll just stay here and keep not drinking.

estela no one in their right mind would do that

jergins can you just move the most important or best threads from L&J to 1p3 hold so the rest of us can enjoy them

do what, harbl?

today he asked me if i'd rather get my dress ripped off by getting it caught in a passing cyclist's wheel (assuming i was somehow wearing nothing underneath the dress), or get one of my fingers cut off with pliers

it is??

jizz in my eye

can i have a drink now?
would not like to stay here.

i didn't stay here.

i didn't either. but i had a drink.

i am here with a drink, but i won't be staying

goodbye, friend.

also hello friend.

i am back, for now, drink is here to keep me company

are you still here, t. silaviver.

rhyme:)

i am distilled, hear

gime me rhyme

rime lickey

the word around town is that lxy's drunk in public right now, 5:25 pm pdt

the word around town is that lxy's just been accepted to her first art show and so is drunk as a cat in a bathtub and RIGHTLY SO!!!!

!!! oh you are so top notch<3<3

XD thank you estela i am very excited !!!

holy shit that's AWESOME news!! <3 <3

RIGHTLY SO

thank you, ruby!

CONGRATULATIONS, LXY!!!!

good job lxy

thx t and m! <3

can i leave here and drink?

i am supposed to leave here and drink but i would sort of rather clean the bathroom what is the point

i prefer a booze buzz to cleaning product lightheadedness.

never

my best friend is coming here all the way from nz, i think i will drink frangelico and lime with her

i would invite her to clean my toilet

jk it was fun and i am hi and i am back by 12:30 lol, glad i did not clean the bathroom!!!

glad i did not just stay here and drink

gonna stay here and drink.

i am going to mix a few and then go down to the big game

i hope you're not driving.

oh hell no i am so good about that stuff.

bus # 358. learn it. love it. live it.

maybe i will!

^^ Blackhouse - Five Minutes After I Die LP

burning

hi.

Toasting all y'all with this cider

I wish we lived closer b/c it would be the best to sit somewhere on a long summer evening with all the sandboxers drinking and talking and listening until eventually we're all just smiling happily.

― jaq, Saturday, June 6, 2015 12:52 PM (6 days ago)

most otm thing I've ever read on the internet

pretty much!

basically we should all move to seattle

or vancouver!

make it pdx and you got a deal

haha yes

seriously, living in a collective/commune with loads of friends has been such a wonderful dream all my life I would totally jump into that with the right gang

^^^^^ the older i get, the more i feel this

i'm in

(unless neko & basil try to eat lyle. less worried abt harry)

neko hardcase

we could get a parrot and if it started swearing volubly in an nz accent ruby and i could blame each other which all sounds well and good but what if it repeated our denials and recriminations in a loud emotionless shriek that drowned out vin scully when f. was listening to mlb.com, that would be a big bag of trouble.

john d sang half this song the other night when we saw him play in the barn in iowa

my dad, a chemist, used to order 'martinis' that were straight gin (with a twist!) and then apply a couple droplets of vermouth from a vial in his pocket

i thought that was pretty cool until i discovered that gin is fucking disgusting

can't really understand the human toll of the UK's industrial revolution until you account for the fact that all the sluggards and slatterns were pounding gin to escape it

at least grappa is sort of epic

happy holidays, sandbox

happy nothanksgiving

i drank a lot during zoomsgiving.

I didn’t know what to have and then I thought “lxy drink!”
thinking of you, sandboxers.

<3<3<3

drinking beers and zooming with ILXORS