Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

What sound do you get if you drop two elephants and a cymbal off a cliff?

*badoom-tish*

then you can have some Oxford Masonic Boom Shake Shake Shake the Room init.

(probably cos the reason our tap water mings is its extreme hardness, which filtering isn't going to remove)

Spent the morning wandering around the back of Clapham/Stockwell looking for my new shrink. Half an hour to examine you, and then it's a new course of medication. Well, not until next year because we didn't finish my ... err, what's it called. When they poke at your head and ask how your thoughts are racing. Two potential new meds I'm going to have to google. Sigh.

Bleurgh, Houston airport is a portal of hell. It truly is.

I think I am going into PBW withdrawl. Sigh.

Go and look at Archel's flickr for some lovely lovely news. :-D

Mark, LTOP does exist and it's been feeding scenesters ever since I can remember. But it's drecky Minnesota party pizza mainly. If he lives locally to it then he is neighbours with my friend and occasional ILXor Chris K.

Kate, I had to wait in Houston's Continental Express winglet for my flight for three hours of 'we don't know what's going on with Minneapolis, what the FUCK do we look like, EMPLOYEES or something?' and it was gross. It smelled like dirty socks.

Linkage???

*(depending on the split)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/20144310@N00/

I will have to tell my mum, because that's her middle name.

Matt's camera needs its clock setting.

That was two Christmasses ago. Blimey.

Hopefully taking someone away for the weekend!

(I don't like to say "I *am* taking..." because I'm sure if I do that I'll jinx everything and five minutes later she'll email me telling me she has to cancel)

Bette Midler's on Martha (American TV!) because tonight's the first night of Hanukkah, and, um, she's promoting her new Christmas album.

That was when I told my school I was gonna start taking obscure Celtic holidays like Samhain and Beltaine.

We didn't have a choice! We got all the Jewish holidays and "got" all the Christian holidays shoved down our throats!

tonight : I really feel like going out and getting wrecked, but I am babysitting for my nephew while my sis goes out and gets wrecked instead.

saturday : a.m buy a christmas tree! p.m Xmas shopping in town followed by BIG beeeeer and chinese food with lots of friends. Also mrs dr c has been in a play which finishes tomorrow, so there will be much associated revelry there.

sunday : recover. play guitar. do stuff with kids like put the tree up.

I actually wanna buy a Christmas Yule Tree this year. They've got living ones across the road, and even though I seem to be able to kill every plant (except the ficus) dead that comes through my door, I'd love to have a living gymnosperm in the garden. I could reuse it every year!

Plus, tree worship is totally pagan. I love it.

Except I worshipped as a GOD here because my wallet's full of ££££££.

What is Latin for James? I feel another windup session coming on.