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how bad is it that I am at the point in my life where I no longer have to look up the expansion for acronyms like USFB in reference to douchebag christmas party photo captions

yeah, when i see an email that says something is going to DUSHOM and i know instantaneously that it should be going to OAEM something is seriously fucked.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm pronouncing that acronym as "Douche Home," please do not correct me if I am wrong.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

apparently it's "dush-om", but i pronounce it "douche 'em".

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0761313311.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― TO THE WORLD LOVE GOD (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

what is the countdown to hoegaarden o clock

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hello governor!"

http://aditl.com/photos/2003-williamsburg/main/PA030253.JPG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

also seriously whoever linked to the LNS founders' dad on his law firm site haws made me so fuckin' angry I want to fly a train into a lake

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I put on a coat like that once. It was made by Karl Lagerfeld and cost tens of thousands of dollars and I was not allowed to keep it and claim it was stolen, I had to put it in the box and send it back. It was electric blue though, not hot pink.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA our idiot company just announced a new spam policy in which all mail tagged as spam will be returned to sender. Like 50% of our ad inquiries get tagged as spam! Not only that but the e-mail ANNOUNCING the new policy got tagged as spam! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU RETARDS I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO WORK ANYMORE ANYWAY.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn you people work for retards

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you friends, wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. . . .

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I will never receive another e-mail at work again and for that I announce a Christmas miracle.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

an offering to Our Lady of Spam Filters

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, Christmas miracles usually involve enchanted anthropomorphic beasts.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Their spam filter is terrible, it rejects legitimate e-mails constantly, even from people who were going ok and then suddenly out of the blue are marked as spam (usually with an e-mail that says little more than "Thanks!"), while meanwhile I know how to buy all of these Cialis.

xpost who do you think runs the spam filter.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.rakemag.com/today/yoivanhoe/archive/spam%20cat.jpg
^^^^ indiscriminate e-mail deletin' animal christmas miracle

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost whoa totally was like ANTHROPOMORPHIC BREASTS?? WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN BE LIKE??

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ok someone else GIS "Furries," I am too tired and depressed.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I LIKE SPAM

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs16/ygp7149.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

though I guess anthropomorphic doesn't really need to involve ANIMALS, it is just best when it does. I mean fucking a who cares about a humany toaster or train.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ok someone else GIS "Furries," I am too tired and depressed.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 15th, 2006.

O HO HO HO I Ain't fallin' for that

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i always did have sort of a thing for the abom snowman

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean UH

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

shit

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah he's cool. i like the island of fucked up toys, too.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait. PS outed himself as a furry.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ok someone else GIS "Voltron Tits," I'm too tired and depressed.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

one picture of regular human tits, one thumbnail of same picture, one screenshot of dancing voltron

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

okay i'll do it. BRB

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

3 pictures. kinda meh.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

wait dancing voltron?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

NOT SO TIRED AND DEPRESSED NOW EH

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

not actually dancing voltron, sorry, dancing halo character. i was distracted by the tits.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I really wanted this game as a kid, Chutes Away

http://www.samstoybox.com/toys/ChutesAway.html

http://www.samstoybox.com/toypics/ChutesAway.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

no dancing voltron = biggest letdown of the week

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.infospaceinc.com/images/ph_about_02.jpg
^^^^ result for "voltron dick"

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

- see that guy with his bluetooth earpiece?

- yeah, whatta voltron dick

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

still pretty depressed

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

you need some chutes away and chocolate.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ally what floor are you on? i'm pouching you some godiva we got today from a vendor

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm on the third floor.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Rm 303!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, you should get it, like, never because our mailroom doesn't go to your mailroom ;______________;

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

PARTY FOUL ;__________________________________;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i know i am a chocolate tease. i had some kind of ganache chocolate extravaganza

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wrestling-caricatures.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/heartbreak.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

if our mailrooms connected i would totally pouch people little presents alla time.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

why doesn't it exist when the internets exist ;_; ??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

are your mailrooms pneumatic tubes or something?

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha I was just looking for a picture of a pneumatic tube

http://www.medicor.co.uk/images/Pneumatic2.JPG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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