I left her flat at 4am, with my shitted boxers in a bag, having vomited in every room in her flat.
-- Mister Craig, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:15 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 31 July 2008 08:50 (fifteen years ago) link
hes not really an asshole, he's just an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for tgi fridays starters
-- and what, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 3:36 PM (54 minutes ago)
― jergins, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link
i remember her only talking about (1) radiohead and (2) being lonely and/or fat
-- harbl, Friday, August 15, 2008 7:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
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to be fair that is most of ilx
-- bnw, Friday, August 15, 2008 8:48 AM (2 hours ago)
― jergins, Friday, 15 August 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
1. It’s never sexy to be sloppy: know your limits and drink responsibly.
-- am0n, Thursday, April 3, 2008 2:39 PM (Thursday, April 3, 2008 2:39 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Saturday, 16 August 2008 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Has any proposed change to an indefinitely repeating procedure been so head-smackingly obvious that it's been implemented *instantly* with no looking back?
Perhaps try using the other hand?
-- Matt DC, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 3:49 AM (8 hours ago)
― jergins, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/1223.jpg
-- wilter, Monday, August 25, 2008 10:36 PM (6 minutes ago)
― jergins, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 05:43 (fifteen years ago) link
thx for coldplay covers, have been looking for those
-- jergins, Friday, August 29, 2008 1:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― Rick Gibralter, Saturday, 30 August 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbneb stfu you napoleon complex papa smurf fucker
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, September 2, 2008 9:59 AM
― jergins, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
this acronym was always there right but i never noticed it before
Site New Answers Search Boards Preferences Bookmarks ILE ILM TWATSoN New Answers New Question New Questions New Poll Logout
― lxy, Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link
how to prepare chemistry for board
― nisha (unregistered), Saturday, September 20, 2008 10:27 PM
mix vinegar and baking soda
― lil yawne (harbl), Saturday, September 20, 2008 10:33 PM
― nirjit turkalan wants to know u (jergins), Sunday, 21 September 2008 06:29 (fifteen years ago) link
― Iron Queef (libcrypt)
― al vert (jergins), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link
what happen next
― april kadeva, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 05:44 (9 hours ago) Permalink
may kadeva
― ;y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. (am0n), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 06:08 (9 hours ago) Permalink
― lxy, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
11 am here, can you get drunk on vegemite toast and half a grapefruit?
― john della boscaoila (sic), Friday, September 26, 2008 4:50 PM
you can if you pour enough vodka over it
― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Friday, September 26, 2008
― jergins, Saturday, 27 September 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
ROCKTOBER OUT WITH YOUR COCKTOBER OUT
― Local Garda, Tuesday, September 30, 2008 5:07 AM
― frequa (jergins), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
hm intersting analogy you sir are suggest banned.
- (gr8080), Wednesday, September 17, 2008 10:02 PM
― frequa (jergins), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
there could be a little more rock in my tober
― jonty alouette (electricsound), Friday, 3 October 2008 07:21 (4 days ago)
― lxy, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 01:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Next time Ashley Cole plays for England, instead of booing, the whole crowd should just put their phones on vibrate at once.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 3:40 AM
― jergins, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Since it's all in CAPITALS, I thought the thread title was an abbreviation :-/(Mothers I'd Like to Know or something)
― StanM, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:40 (2 hours ago)
― lxy, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
this is more a small town MN thing, but I remember driving around so many times with beers up on the defroster vent on the dashboard...cuz we would have to hide our beer in the trunk, so they froze solid, so then we would drive around with like 5 beers on defrost, i remember some one would have to keep rotating them like those hot dog things at a convenience store
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:06 AM
― jergins, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Well I just assumed that at 41 you're too busy handling your mid-life crisis to care about any sort of forums or polls.
― Moka, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 9:40 PM
my posting here IS handling my mid-life crisis
― I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, October 22, 2008 9:40 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/yellowcard.jpg
― jergins, Friday, 24 October 2008 05:57 (fifteen years ago) link
best gauge of a character is a person's reaction to the middle-finger caressing the palm in mid-shake
― eman, Friday, October 24, 2008 1:34 PM
― jergins, Friday, 24 October 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
and as this thread has basically made pretty clear, ADD is totally liveable and even useful in some situations.
wut
― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Saturday, October 25, 2008 12:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― estela, Saturday, 25 October 2008 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link
lost myspace password/new email account
― jergins, Saturday, 25 October 2008 04:53 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― gr8090, Saturday, 25 October 2008 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3019/2973592054_8883935155.jpg― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Saturday, October 25, 2008 8:12 PM
― jergins, Sunday, 26 October 2008 07:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Re: . . . And Speaking of Science [Mark R. Levin]
While we're on the subject, maybe Hitchens can tell us what scientific research he opposes, if any. Science in the wrong hands, like religion, can be a very dangerous weapon. My guess is he hasn't given it sufficient thought. He uses science as a weapon against religion without presenting a thoughtful, workable approach of his own.
10/28 11:16 AM
― joe 40oz (deej), Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:10 AM
he probably opposes the science that created nonalcoholic beer if you know what i'm sayin
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:12 AM
― jergins, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
he's the man, a man with the fingered butta spider's butt!
― Slumpman (Slump Man), Monday, April 10, 2006 7:08 PM (2 years ago)
― amon, Thursday, 30 October 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i was under the impression they do timeout - pretty sure some mod or other mentioned that - if they dont well all be banned eventually
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:29 (2 hours ago)
a fitting end to ilx
― bnw, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:30 (2 hours ago)
― jelky, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I would like to know how we, collectively, could have been so asleep at the wheel as to have not made an instant recurring phrase out of "anal sex is like foie gras." Thank you.
― J0hn D., Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:36
― lxy, Sunday, 16 November 2008 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link
friend: "There's no swearword worse than 'motherfucker'."snoball: "Er... 'grandmotherfucker'?"
― snoball, Monday, November 17, 2008 7:47 AM
― lxy, Monday, 17 November 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
can anyone contact gershy and see if he can find the true story on justin norman
― omar little, Monday, 17 November 2008 21:22
i'll get velko to email him
― eman, Monday, 17 November 2008 21:25
you forgot the winky
― creator of 2008's most successful meme (velko), Monday, 17 November 2008 21:28
― lxy, Monday, 17 November 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbneb looks like he has a constant craving
― Lingbert
― t. silaviver, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link
grady no offense but you sort of sound like chaki on this thread...
― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max)
thanks for taking time away from your busy phil collins listening schedule to make that important post, max.
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080)
― lxy, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
actual lol
― jergins, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
yes we never can
― eman, Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:00 AM
― jelky, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link
MotorwayAve (5:26:48 PM): what would be the ultimate in person rickrollroxymuzak (5:27:50 PM): i would say, traveling to DC for the inauguration after they opened up the entire mall and instead of obama coming out and being inaugurated it is rick astley performing "never gonna give you up"
― roxymuzak, Friday, December 5, 2008 2:39 PM
pretty decent rick roll would be leaving yr man at the altar and playing never gonna give you up instead of the wedding march, imho
― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Friday, December 5, 2008 2:48 PM
yeah or being really rich and old and then when you die your children open the will and its just the lyrics of never gonna give u up
― beyonc'e (max), Friday, December 5, 2008 2:50 PM
― jergins, Friday, 5 December 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link
re: the new animal collective
sounds like Too $hort
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, December 12, 2008 3:32 PM
Too $hort if he only pimped out angels.
― a hoy hoy, Friday, December 12, 2008 3:33 PM
― jergins, Friday, 12 December 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link
..."brian" the guy who came with the game that nabisco married accidentally....
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, December 15, 2008 12:41 AM
― lxy, Monday, 15 December 2008 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link
from portland thread:
Y'know, if we're going to have weather like this we might as well have a football team.
― Clay, Sunday, 21 December 2008
― lxy, Sunday, 21 December 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link
noted meteorologist Greg Nickels
― super ws bros (The Reverend), Saturday, December 20, 2008 9:55 PM
― jergins, Sunday, 21 December 2008 07:58 (fifteen years ago) link
365 Whole Bean coffee can be had at $6.66 a lb.
― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, December 21, 2008 7:10 PM
― jergins, Monday, 22 December 2008 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link
A random bloke tried to feel me up during a showing of Dog Day Afternoon, circa 1993. In fairness: it was a 16mm projection in a dingy theatre in Edinburgh, and I was wearing leather trousers and a full-length leather coat.
― grimly fiendish, Saturday, 27 December 2008 15:51
― jergins, Saturday, 27 December 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
tombot's post-fest following this
― lxy, Monday, 29 December 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"GUM?! What a cherry ripoff."
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, January 2, 2009 4:33 PM
― lxy, Saturday, 3 January 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.zyx.com/glyn/images/lols/dearSnow_small.jpg
― glynsync, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 5:28 PM
― lxy, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link
nothing beats a paper mill
― mookieproof, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:45 PM
except a scissors mill
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:57 PM
― lxy, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 05:28 (fifteen years ago) link
it was a big deal when i had to announce to roxy that i was straight
― ♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Wednesday, January 7, 2009 6:44 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link
lol max
― jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 06:33 (fifteen years ago) link
You are all fancy in the pants area. [...]
― mose def (kenan), Sunday, January 18, 2009
― lxy, Sunday, 18 January 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link