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could I really be where I am today, drinking beer alone in my kitchen listening to prince, without this beard?

― Local Garda, Saturday, February 28, 2009 2:29 PM

# I want to see the sample board paper of class 12 of national insitute of open schooling? [Started by GUDIYA in March 2009, last updated Saturday, February 28, 2009 4:46 PM]

talking about banned dudes:

ethan and dom and burt_stanton with tuomas checking in every few days to ask what's going on would be a 100% A+ classic board imo

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:23 PM

youre forgetting--ethan + dom + GABBNEB + burt_stanton + deeznuts

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:25 PM

that's like some McLaughlin Group roundtable from hell right there

― One of the Most High Profile Comedy Directors of the 90s (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:25 PM

did dom get banned i missed that? i guess i also missed burt getting banned. and i always forget who ethan is but i missed that too.

in other words i haven't really been following the action lately.

but yeah, lol re. McLaughlin Group.

lots of excitement today, will fill u in tonight

i really love john justen

Once deliberately bought Ben & Jerrys choc fudge brownie, red wine, condoms, and moist toilet tissue and nothing else.

― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, March 17, 2009 9:30 AM

Looks like that was more than just an assumption on my part:

MIKHAIL: Of course I don’t know you, Sayid Jarrah. How could I? And you, Kate Austen, are a complete stranger to me. But you John Locke, you I might have a fleeting memory of, but I must be confused, because the John Locke I know was paral—

ROUSSEAU: Hey! Look at this! Over here…come on.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:25 AM

"..paraletic after we drank all the Dharma beer following the purge."

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:30 AM

I must be confused, because the John Locke I know was parallel universe John Locke

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:30 AM

the John Locke i know was paral - that is Russian word for total douchebag

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:32 AM

About a year ago I rolled down the car window and yelled "Ya Poopah!" at a kid walking on the side of the road as we drove by. :(

― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Thursday, March 26, 2009 8:29 AM

ILS Thread of Tips for Boys to Get Stylier

dont be afraid to let your dick outline show

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, March 30, 2009 10:59 AM

on Gary The Chef Stealer Sheffield getting DFA'd:

he's running out of time to exact revenge on all the clubs that have wronged him

― mookieproof, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:34 AM

one of the endings to that space vampire book is you yourself become a space vampire, and from the book's description, it's pretty rad.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:45 AM

THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS ASSHOLE

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:45 AM

you're going to die anyways, you might as well die hurtling through space with your eyeballs popping out of your skull instead of crashing your kia through the plate-glass window of an H&R block

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:19 AM

I'm feeling kind of sorry for the misunderstood gila monster now

Though the Gila monster is venomous, its sluggish nature means that it represents little threat to humans. However, it has earned a fearsome reputation, and is often killed by hikers and homeowners, despite being protected by state law in Arizona and Nevada.

I guess that's what happens when your name is "monster"

I'm gonna start a campaign to rename them gila friends

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:04

i am a cynical middle aged man, and i will not be silenced!

― velko, Sunday, April 5, 2009 11:01 PM

I really want the next episode to move the plot forward rather than fill in gaps from the past but I will do a complete U-Turn on this stance if it involves Miles talking to dead pirates.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 April 2009 09:57

lol'd so hard

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Friday, April 17, 2009 9:46 AM

then you cried for a while

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 17, 2009 9:48 AM

lol/col

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Friday, April 17, 2009 9:51 AM

rofcmeo

― Jarlrmai, Friday, April 17, 2009 9:54 AM

speedwagon

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, April 17, 2009 10:09 AM

rip driveshaft

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, April 17, 2009 8:55 AM

Heaven needed You All Everybody.

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Friday, April 17, 2009 8:55 AM

My parents followed me when I moved out to Phoenix. Which is partly why I now live in Seattle.

― Jaq, Monday, April 20, 2009 8:08 PM (25 minutes ago)

I am just easily amused I guess but when I see a question like this being posed it just puts my day on the right course

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:31 PM

how they can get back to 2007 before Ben gasses them all.

Thought that said "before Ben glasses them all". Season 4 finale: BIG FIGHT in EAST END PUB.

― JimD, Friday, April 24, 2009 5:00 AM

liked the way dan and his mother were AVIN AN OLD FASHIONED BRITISH CURRY at like fucking midday

― Local Garda, Tuesday, May 5, 2009 4:06 PM

they probably traveled in time to suppertime

― s1ocki, Tuesday, May 5, 2009 9:08 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they get thrown forward to 2057 where you can actually now have lobsters on the pier in London cos of climate change. Penny knew this of course.

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 9:10 AM

but i can make curry

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 9:10 AM

pipecock what are you favorite fries?

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, May 13, 2009 12:38 PM

best fries ever are both pgh spots: The O and the fries at the Potato Patch stands at Kennywood. classic.

― pipecock, Wednesday, May 13, 2009 12:57 PM

my understanding is that those are pale, soulless ripoffs of better fries made by black guys in detroit

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, May 13, 2009 12:59 PM

yesterday a guy was walking along side of a street trying to sell passersby a "17th century wagon wheel"

― Dr. Phil, Thursday, May 14, 2009 9:46 AM

from now on flashbacks should all just take place in the yogurt section of whole foods so we can tell if they're ok based on presence/lack of faggy yogurt.

― ricardos montalban (tehresa), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 8:35 AM

have any of you ever been to a boat show?

haha did you lock it?

it was too perfect not to lock it

<3 that

Providence and San Jose are considered separate MSAs because they have separate cores, but both are included in the larger CMSAs

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, May 26, 2009 1:24 PM

ur mom has a separate core.

― ian, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 1:27 PM (3 minutes ago)

As for illegal downloading, I think I'm right in saying that in Germany the high court decided it wasn't actually illegal to download, so the issue is not necessarily so legally or morally clearcut.

- Zelda Zonk, Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:39 AM

You let the German high court decide your morality?

- Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:40 AM

well when have they ever let us down?

- Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:41 AM

omg pato on the "future hosting of ilx" thread, so funny:

Can't we just subtly amend our posting styles to rake in lucrative marketing dollars? I was thinking about just now while listening to my awesome MICROSOFT ZUNE, a great piece of technology that is changing the way we view and interact with media and one that I highly recommend.

― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:57

The difference between perpetual ads and ads-free is like the difference between when I am driving a bus full of 50 schoolkids and an empty bus. Empty is much quieter. It is easier to drive and less aggravating. Does that mean I "fear" kids?

― Aimless, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:20 PM

yes

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:20 PM

Also why would you drive an empty bus?

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

thx. cleared up for me now

― Aimless, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

IT'S MEANT FOR CARRYING KIDS, MISTER

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

wait why are you posting from a schoolbus

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:22 PM

If he drops below 50 SBs it's gonna blow up

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:22 PM

"hey wouldn't it be call of that hot chick loves the novelization of X-Com: UFO Defense and wants to talk about it"

― Lamp, Monday, June 8, 2009 12:30 PM

i got funny looks on the bus when i read a book about the assassination attempt on Pinochet, the cover had some of the gunmen standing in front of a flag with this logo on it:

http://www.cedema.org/uploads/chile-fpmr.jpeg

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:31 PM

no hot girls in to terrorism talked to me tho.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:31 PM

also my copy of William Shirer's Rise and Fall of the Third Reich has no dust cover so reading it on the bus it was a big brown tomb with a swastika embossed in the cover :/

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:32 PM

again no hot nazi girls talked to me.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:32 PM

"hey wouldn't it be cool if that chick loves vin diesel and/or his biography .44 desert eagle too and wants to talk about it"

― Lamp, Monday, June 8, 2009 12:33 PM

We need to develop a complex equation including pizza quality and crust thickness, city name font size on the Rand McNally map of the U.S.A., number of Grammy Award-winning sound engineering winners, Gucci loafer sales figures, serial killings, number of annual Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight showings, "urban" music festival frequency and attendance, average restaurant tip rate, quality of Major League Soccer franchise, and annual ostrich egg consumption.

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, May 26, 2009 11:13 AM

i have no doubt there are plenty of gems on the attack attack thread but this on caused a true belly laugh and i don't want to lose it:

it's more morris dancing than headbanging TBF

― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, 16 June 2009

abt some soccer guy:
y'know how architects can't stop being architects and they just critique every fucking building they go near? I bet Bright is like that for punditry, all squeaking "I mean you can say it's a busy time of day but for me they just have to open another checkout at this stage" in his absurd little voice, to no-one at all

― QUAM PARSONS (MPx4A), Friday, June 26, 2009 1:03 PM

estela-esque, that

it's hard because on the one hand you don't wanna be a shallow jerk but on the other hand feeling like a super jumbo all the time is tiring and on the other hand i just like tall people better

― harbl, Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:00 PM

did i mention it's hard to get dates when you have 3 hands ^_^

― harbl, Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:00 PM

I was watching this on BBC world with the sound not too high and I was very confused when the brothers rolled the coffin out of the hall AND THEN BACK IN, like there was going to be an encore or something. But it was just the BBC showing a short recap of the service.

― StanM, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:21

first half or so
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=73583#unread

oh ya, i read that one yesterday. first half good!

my favorite broad definition vegetable is potato chips

― lxy, Sunday, July 12, 2009 1:08 PM

there was once a truly spectacular summit meeting of the lbzc critics set: 5 men, all wearing the same thick-rimmed glasses, and my good self, with bad hair and a too-tight cardigan

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:26 PM

Worst porn movie ever.

― tuch her body to get her in a good mod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:27 PM

Weird Cake actually looked and felt like dense cornbread, except sweet and cake-tasting -- would have been edible and tasty and non-weird to anyone who had never had either cornbread or cake

― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:10

Best thing about a stealth/ambiguous date is that if nothing happens you can pretend in your mind that it was never a date in the first place. Therefore it doesn't count as a failed date, it's just hanging out with a friend.

― chap, Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:11 PM

you can tell yourself that, yes

― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:12 PM

When Apple forced me to give a name to my iPod, I chose the name "ass." Yesterday, when backing it up on iTunes, the title bar at the top of the window said "Backing up 'ass.'"

― iiiijjjj, Monday, July 27, 2009 7:25 PM

got a hot tip on shelf full of binders, suspect that's the fucking goldmine, we'll all eat good once we unload these sublime frequencies discs without any cover art

― Trey Tsongas (J0hn D.), Monday, July 27, 2009 8:08 PM

He suffers deep guilt for the U.S.'s colonial treachery. All he can do to forget it is drink, dance, have meaningless sexual encounters with tourists and eat goldfish crackers.

― bamcquern, Wednesday, August 5, 2009 4:37 AM

The last time I was between jobs, I sat on the couch for a week, eating fried shrimp and watching coverage of the Oklahoma City bombing.

Man. That was a great week.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:56 (2 years ago) Permalink