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I DO NOT WANT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS TO THIS STUPID "HOLIDAY PARTY" PLEASE SOMEONE INVENT A REASON WHY I AM INCAPACITATED TO GO, YOU ALL HAVE ONE (1) MINUTE

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

flesh eating virus

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

polonium-210

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

quincie, blow off whatever work function you're in town for and i'll ditch work and we'll go out and get 'faced by noon central time.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

xxp "lady troubles"

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ally, say you have the shits. no one wants to talk about it so they will accept this excuse at face value and you'll get to go home.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS WE HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT OUR JOBS WILL STOP BEING FUNDED IN SEPTEMBER 2007. ALL OF THEM. THE GOVERNMENT RAN OUT OF MONEY.

http://www.glnow.com/photos/Costa_rica/images/Fuck%20yeah!.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

That sucks

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

that's what continuing resolutions are for.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

you dudes do not understand.

the CURRENT contract for us is out of cash and will not be taking the option for a fourth year. they are going to pretend they can stretch this out for FY07 but that is also a bunch of hooey. A couple of points:

1. The EFBIYAI must needs have checkboxes FILLED IN!!! This is THE LAW
a. we are only checkbox filler inners currently
b. the efbiyai itself is not short on cash, just this one incompetently managed fraction thereof
2. the LOCKTEEN MARSTEAM must needs bring the shareholder value
a. we are free to ask about who else would pay for the checkbox fillin services we provide
b. even perhaps the PARENT ORGANIZATION (JUSTICE!!) would love to help us get paid bitch
3. I has a bucket Nooooo they be stealin my bucket

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

hopefully the upper level managers that be will start getting their shit together early in the new year so as to provide for the continued health and welfare of my colleagues and their families, so I might have all-new government bossage by april or may fingers crossed fingers crossed hope hope hope hope pray pray wish wish

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

HAY TOM

WANNA WORK ON LITIGATION SUPPORT SOFTWARE OR DO IT FOR COMPANY THAT DOES SAME???

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

;_?

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

the promise of not working with or for my current civil servant management team and their fucked up snake oil salesman buddies on the tenth floor is seriously one of the most exciting things in my life right now. I hate these horrible people with all my kidneys

Only if I can do book reports, Dan. And I'm not moving to Boston.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

oh uh nvrmnd then

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

When that happened to my recent employer, I got laid off. If you have any work samples you want to get out of there before they delete your internet access, take them NOW.

― J. Lutz (j.lu), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

okay that sux ballz

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

OK I have absolutely no understanding of what is being said here.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

though hey I gots a raffle ticket, maybe this will be my year to win COMPANY SCHWAG AT THEIR STUPID LAME RAFFLE WHERE EMPLOYEES "WIN" SHIT THEY CAN TAKE FOR FREE ALL OF THE TIME, 24/7, 365 DAYS PER YEAR.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

where the hell is everyone!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I was at lunch.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

DID YOU WIN THE RAFFLE YET

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I am sitting here thinking about the 3 or 4 krispy kremes and footlong sub that are in my stomach now and wondering when time will start accelerating. I have asked it to, politely, several times.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm here. back from lunch. wondering about our temp who said all manner of weird things to me this morning.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

my internet was out for an hour or so!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

hi guys I was #312 in the raffle. #311 won the grand prize of a week's vacation. Should've cut in line.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i was turning my brain to slurry by editing our articles on FDA/USDA's semi-annual regulatory agendas!

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I was... I dunno. Today has been kind of a blur.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello dc, trekking from one xmas party to the next next one in the camden school for girls having been booted out of the london irish centre by the queen of Eire. I curse my work colleagues for being at the work christmas do and stopping me from chatting to the lonely girl drinking half pints making eyes at me, not stopping per se but just being there.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

rummy nut filled balls

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I have become charltonlido, for shame.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

how bad is it that I am at the point in my life where I no longer have to look up the expansion for acronyms like USFB in reference to douchebag christmas party photo captions

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

so im gonna make reservations for bistrot du coin for christmas night after work today - so far, its me and ally and tom. no one else wants in?

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

NB the group we have RULES as is, i just want to make sure no one feels lonely for bros/french food on christmas night.

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

how bad is it that I am at the point in my life where I no longer have to look up the expansion for acronyms like USFB in reference to douchebag christmas party photo captions

yeah, when i see an email that says something is going to DUSHOM and i know instantaneously that it should be going to OAEM something is seriously fucked.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm pronouncing that acronym as "Douche Home," please do not correct me if I am wrong.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

apparently it's "dush-om", but i pronounce it "douche 'em".

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0761313311.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― TO THE WORLD LOVE GOD (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

what is the countdown to hoegaarden o clock

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hello governor!"

http://aditl.com/photos/2003-williamsburg/main/PA030253.JPG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

also seriously whoever linked to the LNS founders' dad on his law firm site haws made me so fuckin' angry I want to fly a train into a lake

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I put on a coat like that once. It was made by Karl Lagerfeld and cost tens of thousands of dollars and I was not allowed to keep it and claim it was stolen, I had to put it in the box and send it back. It was electric blue though, not hot pink.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA our idiot company just announced a new spam policy in which all mail tagged as spam will be returned to sender. Like 50% of our ad inquiries get tagged as spam! Not only that but the e-mail ANNOUNCING the new policy got tagged as spam! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU RETARDS I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO WORK ANYMORE ANYWAY.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn you people work for retards

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you friends, wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. . . .

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I will never receive another e-mail at work again and for that I announce a Christmas miracle.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

an offering to Our Lady of Spam Filters

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, Christmas miracles usually involve enchanted anthropomorphic beasts.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Their spam filter is terrible, it rejects legitimate e-mails constantly, even from people who were going ok and then suddenly out of the blue are marked as spam (usually with an e-mail that says little more than "Thanks!"), while meanwhile I know how to buy all of these Cialis.

xpost who do you think runs the spam filter.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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