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Dear all companies that sent my office christmas cards/cookies/chocolates/etc.: thanks!

Dear company that sent my 50-person office one bottle of nice champagne: wtf?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

lol: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/sls/248539634.html

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

in case people don't get that, that's my job. for less than I am currently making, never mind less than what the raise I supposedly (read: will never) get soon is. nando was totally right, they fired all the other reps because they wanted to shoot the base salary down to a retardedly-below-industry-standard level.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

plz to put in job description "also you have to hate yourself a lot to continue working here for more than 2 years"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I also just found a job posting for a company looking for someone to subtitle Spanish/Latin American films into English...."No knowledge of Spanish required"????????? This explains everything.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

guys WTF WTF WTF is this job??! I clicked on it thinking, hmmm, do some after-hours working helping out a charity, that sounds nice, and UHHHH this is not a charity needing help with "cooking, serving, gift-wrapping"...:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/etc/248319967.html

hahaha wtf!!!!!!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

$14 an hour though.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"Douchebags who cannot wrap their own Christmas gifts need help" should be the title of that ad, I would apply for it if they were more honest.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/etc/247944861.html
^^^^^^^ waht!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally's Truth In Advertising Act will make every employer begin ads with "douchebags need help"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Well I do wish these job postings would be more descriptive in the titles, on all of these job boards. I mean, I just read one and it was like, oh, really, this job sounds awesome! Yeah! Go to click apply and get to the LAST LINE of the posting which all of a sudden throws in that this company is a Conservative Christian publishing group. THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME :\

Greenpeace, btw, would not need so many people begging for money if they'd stop spending $400/day on Craigslist ads.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"Greenpeace douchebags need help not wasting your money"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

it's only a matter of time until there's a street team clash between the Greenpeacers and the Zendiks.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

And those guys that ask you in the most flamboyantly gay way possible if they can talk to you about your hair.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

STREET TEAM FITE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

STREET TEAM FIGHTER II

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://blog.wired.com/games/head2.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

STREET TEAM FIGHTER II: STREET TEAM TEEN STEAM TEAM FIGHT

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6301095006.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

why does she have so many...buttons?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

So the Quiznos that was open in the base of my apartment building closed a month ago and has been replaced by a Naan & Beyond. They didn't change anything about the place so it looks exactly the same (including the big "MMM" and "TASTY" neon signs) but serves pretty damn good indian takeout. It's really making my head hurt, this idea of good food coming out of a Quiznos.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

to let out the teen steam because balling in the backseat generates teen steam steamheat

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost shitpants

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Naan & Beyond is pretty good though.

xpost how rude

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

that shitpants was for my leaving off the cross post and was not rude in anyway

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I thoght you were implying something about Indian food.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

nope. sorry. i dig indian food.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

high fives

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

let's party

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah 1/2 price apps (golgapas holla) at Heritage India conn. ave. weekdays 5-7.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

we should do that sometimes.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

dude i L-U-V naan & beyond, the conn & L storefront is one of my top 5 lunch spots!

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DERE I AM IN CHICAGO BUT AM COMING HOME SOON WHO WANTS TO PLAY THIS WEEKEND?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: is it sad that I actually miss you ppls when I am out of town for, like, 48 hours?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/GarfieldJacobsLadder.gif

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I too LUV Naan & Beyond, I eat at 17th & L probably twice a week. The chicken samosa last night at the new location was ON, as were the mint and hot chutneys. But a Quiznos toasting conveyor is no substitute for a tandoor, they best fix that quick.

Net time we're gonna go Big Hunting we should meet at Heritage beforehand.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Great now I wanna eat Indian food, like, right now. I have eaten nothing but O'Hare Hilton offerings for the past two days, and they have all been uniformly VILE.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Really? I have heard GREAT things about Andiamo and Sports Edition.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha yeah I've eaten at both those place AND the "Gaslight Tavern", which features sad midwestern waitresses in leotardy things and fishnets and the worlds worst piano-bar singer. It was all so AWEFUL it would have been funny had I been drunk and surrounded by entertaining ppl. I was, however, sober, and by myself :(

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

wow did I really just spell awful that way? That's how bad the food is--it has addled me brane.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Gaslight Tavern FAP!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes this "it's ok to sleep in my contacts" thing is changing my life in all sorts of ways, all of them great

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

fffftt. . .thanks dad!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

my dad is in so much trouble, optemetrically, (sp?) with his son.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

yo zack send that funky jam

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I SENT IT, DICKBAG

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok I was all set to leave room and get on plane when I realized that I have been going on the time shown on my laptop, which is an hour ahead of local time, duh. So now I have to do work for another hour :(

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Cool check yr email

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Gaslight Tavern sounds vaguely like that awful Tiki Room the San Francisco crew sent us to and then NEVER SHOWED UP TO HANG OUT WITH US.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Srsl I guess the waitresses were supposed to look, like, 1920s barmaids or something (tho surely 1920s barmaids did not wear LYCRA LEOTARDS WITH GLITTERY SHIT ON THEM) but instead they were like sub-Hooter's style wanna-be sexies.

I mean, pls to put on some clothes before you bring me my barely edible steak.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

(xpost) If you're talking about the Tonga Room that place is awesome and I will not tolerate dissent.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

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