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I can feel the atrophication as we speak.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I've only been ice skating once. I spent half an hour on the ice, and was terrified for every second of it. I value my fingers too much to go ice skating. it';s the kind of thing that looks brilliant once you can do it, but learnign to do it looks REALLY hard. EVERYTHING is easy if you know how!

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:40 (seventeen years ago) link

also, I can see how learning to skate when one is very very small is the way to go - just because the rules of allometry mean that kids hurt themselves far less when they fall over anywhere, not just on ice so one can learn the balancing act and overcome one's fear early on and never have to worry again (if you keep on skating obv).

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"Why is it that women are seen as unsuperior to men?"

― Almost Done Marking (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, sorry, wuh?

What does that even mean?

― masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

You tell me! I've got to mark it!

― g000blar (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

inferior or of equal worth?

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa's doing your course?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Skating is totally great, isn't it? I am still very very angry, 15 years on, with Richmond council for selling the Richmond ice rink to property developers. Said developers were supposed to be contractually obliged to build a new one in the borough. As I point out to every Lib-Dem canvasser who darkens my door - I AM STILL FUCKING WAITING!!

― Dr.C (Dr.C), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

It almost seems like they're trying to say "why are men seen as superior to women?" but garbled it with "why are women seen as inferior to men?" and came out with something utterly nonsensical.

Unless of course they were actually trying to say that they beleive women are superior to men. (Only if you're an actuary, actualy.)

― masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Please take the skating talk to the skating thread? It looks so lonely! I want to talk about skating, but over there.

Also, L@@K:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o125/wonderandlust/The%20Secret%20Machines/sm4.jpg

TSM are vampires!

1) drinking blood
2) NO REFLECTION IN MIRROR!!!

― masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"The Faerie Queen was a very important person in the mythological world, as she was Queen of the Faeries."

― Stop Me Before I Post Again (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Are these like the literary equivalent of that "Find X - Here it is!" mathematical paper? ;-)

― masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"There must be some reason why this person will always be remembered as Shakespeare's brown-haired individual."

― Seriously, I Shouldn't Be Doing This (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe because they have brown hair?

"Hey there, you don't care
Beautiful boy with the long brown hair..."

http://www.cs.uni.edu/~wallingf/blog-images/humor/find-x.jpg

I should set up some new users or something.

― masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm thinking of publishing my own version of Kids say the Darndest Things.

xpost awesome.

― g000blar (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Please take the skating talk to the skating thread? It looks so lonely! I want to talk about skating, but over there.

You could just rename the skating thread to

Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

as it's all the same people and this thread is about a million posts too long.

― Blaze the Violet Flame (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha ha ha! THat's great, actually.

― masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

And so you shall be!

::waves wand::

Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

― masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

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