missing u lxy & jergins' board

i was just heating a pizza and it was burning on top while still pale and doughy on the bottom so i called it a stupid cunt pizza in a loud cheerful voice.

haha

today at safeway, there was this weird dude standing next to me looking at syrup. all of a sudden he muttered something like son of a fucking cunt and grabbed a bottle of syrup and walked away down the aisle

i once saw a showdown in a vegetarian cafe between a skinhead and a hardcore separatist lesbian (who were sporting almost identical outfits and hairdos) where he growled that someone was a cunt and she roared at him, 'denigrate your own genitals', which pleased the whole room immensely. my own later dealings with them were a) him sexually harrassing me at a deserted bus station late on a sunday afternoon in winter when the light was low, which was unpleasant and unnerving but i got away okay, and b) me and my friends getting very drunk with her one night and having a very great time, she was funny and kind and she didn't at all mind how frivolous we were.

i saw her years later and we had both stopped drinking, for the same reasons. but we laughed about the reasons.

^saving the worst thread on this board, two posts at a time

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who says you can't ruin a bad thing

harbl has been slightly reminding me of someone and i just realised it's deeznuts, it's partly the voice and partly the mercurial mood shifts and partly the gobfuls of cheek.

ouch!

i didn't mind deeznuts, except for on a couple of terrible occasions, i quite like rogues.

tsk?

;)

hahaha

maybe her boyfriend was deeznuts???

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oh so that's why so ornery! smoove, u a genius!

what's deeznuts like in bed

he's kinda fat

for real i don't know how i became so ornery. i think i'm ready to change though.

lol, this remorse sounds deeznutsian.

:(

i'm tired and i just read a really stupid thread

<3

i have a headache and i can't leave work foreverrrrr but i still love you all

i mean... good riddance! h8 u!

Estela Pwns Again

what was the really stupid thread u read

i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings

yea right u dont

are you saying that our collective inability to not get trolled by tuomas has you shaking your damn head?

the thread was just really ile. i'm not sure why i even clicked it. it made me think "why am i alive," "who cares," and "i feel hateful" so i clicked the back button on my browser.

xp, YES

made me think "why am i alive," "who cares," and "i feel hateful"

haha it is shocking when threads do this to me but IT HAPPENS!!

pro-tip: instead of clicking "back", try "site new answers". you'll get a refreshing new look at the board and won't have to be reminded by the little floating outline that you clicked on the bad thread.

yeah that's probably what i did, i can't remember

oh good technique - block it out.

dear people on this thread, i <3 u all.

j/k

</3

!!!

i miss lxy.

me too.

also, i wanted to call bullshit on something but i couldn't.

call it here.

i hate everyone except everyone on this thread except jergins

jk jergins, except you too

i wanted to post something to impiety mustard

Gregory posted a Valentine's Day ecard and wrote to you:
"A valentine kiss for you"

You can access this service at:
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Regards, 101Christmas-Carols.

i think i'm in love with Gregory

ok i am calling bullshit that i have been sitting at work doing NOTHING for the past 3 or so hours, waiting for some crap to get approved so we can prep everything for lolpressconference for which we all have to be back in 13.25 hours. instead of things getting approved they are ordering pizza because we are going to be here all night. bullshit on yr pizza and counterproductivity!

i hate everyone except everyone on this thread except jergins

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