missing u lxy & jergins' board

jergins, that's not me. that's my boyfriend.

smoove, you aren't allowed to say cunt in america

yeah, i know. i'm holding off till i get my duel citizenship and can't be kicked out, then i'm gonna run down the streets shouting it through a megaphone.

hey everyone, instead of a normal human face, you have a cunt.

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hey lingbert, you are a fucking cunt

just kidding lingbert

disgraceful.

lingbert, i tried to send you an inspirational message but i don't think it went through so you will have to struggle on without it.

how did you try? via webmail or telepathy? other method?

harbl i think timbaland featuring OneRepublic said it best

i apologize

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i ain't mad at cha

oh god lingbert i take back my apology i hate that song so much

OneRepublic

i'm bored

do something

i'm tired

sleep

:-/

lingbert, i used webmail, but after i submitted it the screen went unpromisingly blank so i thought it had probably not gone through.

webmail is shady.

webmail is a fucking cunt.

webmail is too busy fucking a cunt to send your fucking message.

webmail, i'm sorry, i didn't mean it :((((((((((((((

where have i heard this before?

tehresa were you lying about webmail's activiities, i think so.

only time (and lingbert) will tell.

for his sake, i hope so.

you are a good friend.

pssht it's all an act.

it is a good act.

just enough rouge

two bright spots of hope.

tehresa i got your webmail where you said jergins is a cunt but i just didn't know what to say in response, i was shocked you would say something like that about him

lol @ artistic liberty with text!

i was bored and really just thought we should have that drink we never had.

harbl don't take tehresa's words out of cuntext

Thank you, lingbert. I take back my claim of fauxfriendship.

conclusion: there is nothing good about the riddance of lxy and jergins' board.

have i told you lately that i love you?

well if i didn't darlin' i'm sorry

Have I told you I'm always thinkin' of you?

did i reach out and hold you in my loving arm

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i was just heating a pizza and it was burning on top while still pale and doughy on the bottom so i called it a stupid cunt pizza in a loud cheerful voice.

haha

today at safeway, there was this weird dude standing next to me looking at syrup. all of a sudden he muttered something like son of a fucking cunt and grabbed a bottle of syrup and walked away down the aisle

i once saw a showdown in a vegetarian cafe between a skinhead and a hardcore separatist lesbian (who were sporting almost identical outfits and hairdos) where he growled that someone was a cunt and she roared at him, 'denigrate your own genitals', which pleased the whole room immensely. my own later dealings with them were a) him sexually harrassing me at a deserted bus station late on a sunday afternoon in winter when the light was low, which was unpleasant and unnerving but i got away okay, and b) me and my friends getting very drunk with her one night and having a very great time, she was funny and kind and she didn't at all mind how frivolous we were.

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hi

hey lxy i really like rum more than i used to for sure. does that mean i'm getting old?

i do, too! i gotta give props to u, lx, because i hadn't had rum in years and now i am coming around :)

:)

I have upped my rum game 300% since knowing lxy and am always eyeing the dusty obscurely named bottles in the liquor store.

jergins are you back now?
missing u.