questions for the experts

isn't this a weird email to get from a colleague? like, from a colleague you aren't close to and don't work with very much?

Have a marvelous day and weekend.

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.
David Burns, Intimate Connections

wtf language is this in

were my shotgun wedding jokes over the line?

no they were awesome i LOLLLLED!!!!!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/vandygirl2/wink2.gif

but apparently estela questions my integrity as an expert so

(imo at least in this case i think she is RONG)

i have three pillows, two of them down/goosefeather(i think?) and as i sleep i must push them up, towards the wall, so that they cascade up and over and back down onto my head, or if not that they point out into the air and when i look up i think i'm wearing one of those dumb jester hats. it's annoying, and the pillows don't work that well. what do i need to do? buy/get more pillows?

sorry has taken me so long to respond to your question. every night since you asked it i only remembered as i was getting into bed, adjusting my pillows. never when i was at the computer or even upright. and it seemed silly to get up and turn the computer on to answer, especially considering the fact that in all likelihood you were already fighting with your pillows, not looking at the computer.

the bathroom clock claims LIGHTED DISPLAY. in what year was that last true?

lol 1984? never in my time that's for sure.

why would cyst location run in a family?

gross i don't know. good thing i never had children, what a terrible thing to pass down.

is there a difference between clumsiness and carelessness?

yes

i love a concise expert

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