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I am tired and cranky today, the yoghurt and brown rice diet is not good.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 09:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh, not feeling any better yet?

g000blar (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 09:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Morning! Starting to get a little apprehensive about the work Christmas party tomorrow. Meanwhile, I'm putting together price lists for computers that we're never going to buy and hassling Microsoft for my license keys; oh the fun.

carson dial (carson dial), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 09:52 (seventeen years ago) link

morning! BAH was i here at 9.30 and there is no one to tell me what they need me to do because they had their christmas party last night. this morning i did not get hit by a bus, but i did nearly get mown down by an cyclist.

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not sure if I'm feeling crap because of illness or lack of food or other crap that is going on.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd recommend a sausage sandwich as a cure for all known ills.

Dr.C (Dr.C), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Kill or cure.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Being mown down by cyclists isn't so good - next time you whizz past someone, you'd better feel bad about it ! ;)

I'm quite excited by our xmas party on thursday. Should be mildly amusing. I've been practising doing my bow tie, and I look brilliant. I have to learn the words to the Internationale by tomorrow - eeek!

My goodies arrived from cafepress today - 2 cool t shirts and a mug. You lot will appreciate them: http://www.cafepress.com/barlowshop

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Incidentally, am I the only person who sees the number of answers on the thread and thinks of other significant meanings for that number?

I don't do that thing Forest, but I had a housemate who did. She was from Austin, TX but was a student of British history who was obsessed with King Charles I. Fascinated by the fact that our landlord's VCR had its clock in 'military time' (ie the 24 hour clock) one day she pointed at it all excited and said "Ooh! Ooh! 1625! The year Charles became King of England and the year he married Henrietta Maria!"

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:04 (seventeen years ago) link

It usually gets spent on something less cuddly like sewage systems or wells
I'm disturbed that Johnney thinks goats are cuddly.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:08 (seventeen years ago) link

More cuddly than a sewage system.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Good morning! I'm in an excellent mood, even though I am fighting off iguana flu this morning.

Emsk, are you OK? PLEASE be careful out on those crazy London streets. There are a lot of idiots out there, don't get mown down by busses or cyclists. Do you have your bike up and going again? Seems you were safer on it!

yay, Mark H has found an ILX with no work restrictions! Welcome back!

I don't mind shopping, I just can't be bothered buying anything. Had to endure "women be shopping" jibes from Dare's boss all afternoon and so she bought a dress to spite him.

anyway... HURRAH, I LOVE SKATING!!! I WANNA DO MORE AND MORE AND MORE OF IT!!!!!!!!

Jim and his missus were supposed to come with us, but cancelled cause he was coming down with the flu. So Dare and I went to the Natural History Museum by ourselves. I was SO SCARED when I got on the ice, because I've not skated in 20 years, and I was all "I can't skate" and terrified. But five minutes on the baby rink and it all came back to me. I had years of lessons when I was a kid - I used to be kind of a mad hockey player when I was about 11.

Apprently the best ice rink in England is five minutes from my house - I've walked by it a million times and never been in it. But Dare gave me her spare pair of skates under the promise that I would go every week.

Poor Ed. Brown rice is actually quite hard on the digestion. You should be eating over boiled white rice.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:11 (seventeen years ago) link

About all this "Give cows to Africa!!!" stuff... I don't know. I'm not sure if it's just not planned very carefully. (Why give dairy cows to Africa when 80% of Africans are lactose intolerant or something?) And goats can absolutely destabilise a threatened ecosystem since they are hardcore omnivores and will just devour everything faster than a plague of locusts.

But I suppose "dig a well for clean drinking water" doesn't look as cute on a christmas card or whatever.

I did tell my brother to make a donation to Oxfam or FotE in my name for Xmas. But only coz he's a Tory.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

bah, I hate not being able to eat. I hate having bugger all energy. this must stop soon.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I did tell my brother to make a donation to Oxfam or FotE in my name for Xmas. But only coz he's a Tory.

Irish cattle thief.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Can someone recommend something I can buy that is easily digestible that I can eat sitting at my desk right now.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I would say bananas, but I know that would make you iller. ;-)

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Some kind of smoothie?

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, also that reminds me (Gooblar's students) - I have a dissertation on Dylan to demolish in my inbox, heh heh.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/C/C8385.jpg

I just ordered one of these for Amber and Alice, prob too late for Xmas but hey (ho let's go)!

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I have never skated. I ph34r I'd be rubbish at it - I am as sure-footed as a one legged mountain goat. But then, I wasn't fortunate enough to have years of lessons as I kid like you did Kate, which may have allayed my (possibly stupid) ph34rs.

There is a tiny tiny skating rink in Oxford in the castle complex (actually the prison exercise yard complex but that doesn't have the same marketing potential).

It's possible that the real ILX would now be unblocked by our IT boffins were it operational. Rumour has it that the restrictions at the Oxford office were apparently stricter than the other offices around the globe and so in the interests of fairness they have been relaxed. This sounds like a rare and uncharacteristic act of altruism to me, and other explanations have been ciculating on the office rumour mill, including that we are making use of webthings for commercial reasons that were previously the preserve of 'fun interweb', such as blogs and podcasts. That said the podcast from our new chief CEO (we've just been taken over) was still blocked and an email came round saying "but you can of course watch it on yr computers at home". This was greeted with snorts of derision, speshly as it is apparently two hours long.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Ohmigod, are those Ramones teddy bears?

I'm not sure if that's brilliant... or beary scary.

x-post

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

MarkH, I thought I was going to DIE when I got on the ice.

It's very scary at first. Dare *made* me do it, I really wasn't going to, I was all "no, I can't skate!"

But honestly, it's a bit like riding a bike. It's not difficult, but there's a trick to it. It's all about balance. I was terrified I was just going to fall over, but Dare told me "if you feel like you're going to fall, bend your knees" and I did that every time, and seriously, I didn't fall once.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I think to be honest I would be equally worried about collisions with other skaters (speshly big heavy ones). I know. Me wuss.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

They're made by "Toxic Teddies" like those little "porny/chainsawy/smoking/rude" ones you see around.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ice Skating:

We did this last year, Dawn and Alice were like giraffes on, well, ice skates. I was OK with Amber, we had a couple tumbles but it was OK.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

We have an ice skating thread now!

Ice Capades - Skating In London!

I'm going to copy and paste and answer there.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:29 (seventeen years ago) link

smothie not a bad idea, maybe I should get a mango lassi from the juice shop round the corner

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Mmmmm, mango lassi. (I try to avoid fruit when I'm gastro-ill, as especially citrus can upset your stomach but a mango might be OK.)

Boiled eggs are pretty safe, you need to keep your protein levels up.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I can feel the atrophication as we speak.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I've only been ice skating once. I spent half an hour on the ice, and was terrified for every second of it. I value my fingers too much to go ice skating. it';s the kind of thing that looks brilliant once you can do it, but learnign to do it looks REALLY hard. EVERYTHING is easy if you know how!

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:40 (seventeen years ago) link

also, I can see how learning to skate when one is very very small is the way to go - just because the rules of allometry mean that kids hurt themselves far less when they fall over anywhere, not just on ice so one can learn the balancing act and overcome one's fear early on and never have to worry again (if you keep on skating obv).

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"Why is it that women are seen as unsuperior to men?"

Almost Done Marking (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, sorry, wuh?

What does that even mean?

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

You tell me! I've got to mark it!

g000blar (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

inferior or of equal worth?

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa's doing your course?

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Skating is totally great, isn't it? I am still very very angry, 15 years on, with Richmond council for selling the Richmond ice rink to property developers. Said developers were supposed to be contractually obliged to build a new one in the borough. As I point out to every Lib-Dem canvasser who darkens my door - I AM STILL FUCKING WAITING!!

Dr.C (Dr.C), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

It almost seems like they're trying to say "why are men seen as superior to women?" but garbled it with "why are women seen as inferior to men?" and came out with something utterly nonsensical.

Unless of course they were actually trying to say that they beleive women are superior to men. (Only if you're an actuary, actualy.)

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Please take the skating talk to the skating thread? It looks so lonely! I want to talk about skating, but over there.

Also, L@@K:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o125/wonderandlust/The%20Secret%20Machines/sm4.jpg

TSM are vampires!

1) drinking blood
2) NO REFLECTION IN MIRROR!!!

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"The Faerie Queen was a very important person in the mythological world, as she was Queen of the Faeries."

Stop Me Before I Post Again (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Are these like the literary equivalent of that "Find X - Here it is!" mathematical paper? ;-)

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"There must be some reason why this person will always be remembered as Shakespeare's brown-haired individual."

Seriously, I Shouldn't Be Doing This (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe because they have brown hair?

"Hey there, you don't care
Beautiful boy with the long brown hair..."

http://www.cs.uni.edu/~wallingf/blog-images/humor/find-x.jpg

I should set up some new users or something.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm thinking of publishing my own version of Kids say the Darndest Things.

xpost awesome.

g000blar (g00blar), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Please take the skating talk to the skating thread? It looks so lonely! I want to talk about skating, but over there.

You could just rename the skating thread to

Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

as it's all the same people and this thread is about a million posts too long.

Blaze the Violet Flame (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha ha ha! THat's great, actually.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

And so you shall be!

::waves wand::

Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link


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