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cruise their version of wdyll and then come back to this one. it's like seeing yourself in the mirror with the florescent lights on.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, January 27, 2009 8:07 PM

the followup line was really great too!

I'm going to Hell.... Help me?
― Norrie J. Amiss, Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:21 PM

grab a pitchfork
― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:54 PM

can i be an html playground moderator?

― ☪, Sunday, February 1, 2009 5:01 AM

can i be a astronaut

― eman, Monday, February 2, 2009 10:20 AM

what if the code gets rewritten so that you can make any changes you want without rewriting code?

― s1ocki, Tuesday, February 3, 2009 6:23 AM

i <3 s1ocki

not sure if this is lol or just otm

i mean, every other shopper "disrupts" the grocery store when they're standing in line in front of you. every other car disrupts your use of the road in a traffic jam. every other asshole on the G disrupts my ability to find an empty seat in an unstinky car.

Oh, I don't like any of those people, either.

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Monday, February 9, 2009 3:14 PM

all celebrity herpes can be traced to derek jeter - true fact

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 12, 2009 11:06 AM

where can I meet single girls on valentines day?

― CaptainLorax, Saturday, February 14, 2009 1:22 PM

With their friends watching Bridget Jones, drinking lambrini, dressed in their pj's with cushions on their laps.
Talkin' bout how good they feel since they kicked that dirtbag to the curb.

― not_goodwin, Saturday, February 14, 2009 2:02 PM

I wish that if Kate is pregnant she had waited 'til she got to the island so that eventually she'd die..

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, February 20, 2009 6:26 AM

I'd like to see that plane when Frank and the O6 vanish in midair-- the stewardesses would probably think they'd ended up in a Tim LaHaye novel.

― President Keyes, Friday, February 20, 2009 9:39 AM

(i love a Left Behind reference!)

ILOLroXy:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=454927&boardid=40&threadid=57514

This fellow was so deeply in love with travelling in the summer that he got the word "SUN" tattooed on his penis. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out S-U-N. Now he's vacationing a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters S-U-N tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you love vacationing in the sunshine as much as I do?" "No way, mon, I used to post to ilxor.com. Mine reads, "SUGGEST BAN'"

― bobby dijindal (and what), Thursday, February 26, 2009 11:10 AM

tbh Tuomas being unbanned because a few members of his fan club swan in here demanding the process be unfairly overturned would be a massive slap in the face to guys like me who've gone to to the trouble to register 15 sockpuppets and click suggest ban with all of them

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, February 27, 2009 6:19 AM

namaste yall where the jumpsuits @

― ice cr?m, Friday, 27 February 2009 14:39

Who ate the summer butter?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 21:09

it's the only funny thing he ever said

although the follow-up is kind of awesome too:

The cat ate the summer butter.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 21:11

could I really be where I am today, drinking beer alone in my kitchen listening to prince, without this beard?

― Local Garda, Saturday, February 28, 2009 2:29 PM

# I want to see the sample board paper of class 12 of national insitute of open schooling? [Started by GUDIYA in March 2009, last updated Saturday, February 28, 2009 4:46 PM]

talking about banned dudes:

ethan and dom and burt_stanton with tuomas checking in every few days to ask what's going on would be a 100% A+ classic board imo

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:23 PM

youre forgetting--ethan + dom + GABBNEB + burt_stanton + deeznuts

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:25 PM

that's like some McLaughlin Group roundtable from hell right there

― One of the Most High Profile Comedy Directors of the 90s (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:25 PM

did dom get banned i missed that? i guess i also missed burt getting banned. and i always forget who ethan is but i missed that too.

in other words i haven't really been following the action lately.

but yeah, lol re. McLaughlin Group.

lots of excitement today, will fill u in tonight

i really love john justen

Once deliberately bought Ben & Jerrys choc fudge brownie, red wine, condoms, and moist toilet tissue and nothing else.

― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, March 17, 2009 9:30 AM

Looks like that was more than just an assumption on my part:

MIKHAIL: Of course I don’t know you, Sayid Jarrah. How could I? And you, Kate Austen, are a complete stranger to me. But you John Locke, you I might have a fleeting memory of, but I must be confused, because the John Locke I know was paral—

ROUSSEAU: Hey! Look at this! Over here…come on.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:25 AM

"..paraletic after we drank all the Dharma beer following the purge."

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:30 AM

I must be confused, because the John Locke I know was parallel universe John Locke

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:30 AM

the John Locke i know was paral - that is Russian word for total douchebag

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:32 AM

About a year ago I rolled down the car window and yelled "Ya Poopah!" at a kid walking on the side of the road as we drove by. :(

― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Thursday, March 26, 2009 8:29 AM

ILS Thread of Tips for Boys to Get Stylier

dont be afraid to let your dick outline show

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, March 30, 2009 10:59 AM

on Gary The Chef Stealer Sheffield getting DFA'd:

he's running out of time to exact revenge on all the clubs that have wronged him

― mookieproof, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:34 AM

one of the endings to that space vampire book is you yourself become a space vampire, and from the book's description, it's pretty rad.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:45 AM

THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS ASSHOLE

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:45 AM

you're going to die anyways, you might as well die hurtling through space with your eyeballs popping out of your skull instead of crashing your kia through the plate-glass window of an H&R block

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:19 AM

I'm feeling kind of sorry for the misunderstood gila monster now

Though the Gila monster is venomous, its sluggish nature means that it represents little threat to humans. However, it has earned a fearsome reputation, and is often killed by hikers and homeowners, despite being protected by state law in Arizona and Nevada.

I guess that's what happens when your name is "monster"

I'm gonna start a campaign to rename them gila friends

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:04

i am a cynical middle aged man, and i will not be silenced!

― velko, Sunday, April 5, 2009 11:01 PM

I really want the next episode to move the plot forward rather than fill in gaps from the past but I will do a complete U-Turn on this stance if it involves Miles talking to dead pirates.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 April 2009 09:57

lol'd so hard

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Friday, April 17, 2009 9:46 AM

then you cried for a while

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 17, 2009 9:48 AM

lol/col

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Friday, April 17, 2009 9:51 AM

rofcmeo

― Jarlrmai, Friday, April 17, 2009 9:54 AM

speedwagon

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, April 17, 2009 10:09 AM

rip driveshaft

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, April 17, 2009 8:55 AM

Heaven needed You All Everybody.

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Friday, April 17, 2009 8:55 AM

My parents followed me when I moved out to Phoenix. Which is partly why I now live in Seattle.

― Jaq, Monday, April 20, 2009 8:08 PM (25 minutes ago)

I am just easily amused I guess but when I see a question like this being posed it just puts my day on the right course

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:31 PM

how they can get back to 2007 before Ben gasses them all.

Thought that said "before Ben glasses them all". Season 4 finale: BIG FIGHT in EAST END PUB.

― JimD, Friday, April 24, 2009 5:00 AM

liked the way dan and his mother were AVIN AN OLD FASHIONED BRITISH CURRY at like fucking midday

― Local Garda, Tuesday, May 5, 2009 4:06 PM

they probably traveled in time to suppertime

― s1ocki, Tuesday, May 5, 2009 9:08 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they get thrown forward to 2057 where you can actually now have lobsters on the pier in London cos of climate change. Penny knew this of course.

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 9:10 AM

but i can make curry

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 9:10 AM

pipecock what are you favorite fries?

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, May 13, 2009 12:38 PM

best fries ever are both pgh spots: The O and the fries at the Potato Patch stands at Kennywood. classic.

― pipecock, Wednesday, May 13, 2009 12:57 PM

my understanding is that those are pale, soulless ripoffs of better fries made by black guys in detroit

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, May 13, 2009 12:59 PM

yesterday a guy was walking along side of a street trying to sell passersby a "17th century wagon wheel"

― Dr. Phil, Thursday, May 14, 2009 9:46 AM

from now on flashbacks should all just take place in the yogurt section of whole foods so we can tell if they're ok based on presence/lack of faggy yogurt.

― ricardos montalban (tehresa), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 8:35 AM

have any of you ever been to a boat show?

haha did you lock it?

it was too perfect not to lock it

<3 that

Providence and San Jose are considered separate MSAs because they have separate cores, but both are included in the larger CMSAs

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, May 26, 2009 1:24 PM

ur mom has a separate core.

― ian, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 1:27 PM (3 minutes ago)

As for illegal downloading, I think I'm right in saying that in Germany the high court decided it wasn't actually illegal to download, so the issue is not necessarily so legally or morally clearcut.

- Zelda Zonk, Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:39 AM

You let the German high court decide your morality?

- Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:40 AM

well when have they ever let us down?

- Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:41 AM

omg pato on the "future hosting of ilx" thread, so funny:

Can't we just subtly amend our posting styles to rake in lucrative marketing dollars? I was thinking about just now while listening to my awesome MICROSOFT ZUNE, a great piece of technology that is changing the way we view and interact with media and one that I highly recommend.

― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:57

The difference between perpetual ads and ads-free is like the difference between when I am driving a bus full of 50 schoolkids and an empty bus. Empty is much quieter. It is easier to drive and less aggravating. Does that mean I "fear" kids?

― Aimless, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:20 PM

yes

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:20 PM

Also why would you drive an empty bus?

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

thx. cleared up for me now

― Aimless, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

IT'S MEANT FOR CARRYING KIDS, MISTER

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

wait why are you posting from a schoolbus

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:22 PM

If he drops below 50 SBs it's gonna blow up

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:22 PM

"hey wouldn't it be call of that hot chick loves the novelization of X-Com: UFO Defense and wants to talk about it"

― Lamp, Monday, June 8, 2009 12:30 PM

i got funny looks on the bus when i read a book about the assassination attempt on Pinochet, the cover had some of the gunmen standing in front of a flag with this logo on it:

http://www.cedema.org/uploads/chile-fpmr.jpeg

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:31 PM

no hot girls in to terrorism talked to me tho.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:31 PM

also my copy of William Shirer's Rise and Fall of the Third Reich has no dust cover so reading it on the bus it was a big brown tomb with a swastika embossed in the cover :/

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:32 PM

again no hot nazi girls talked to me.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, June 8, 2009 12:32 PM

"hey wouldn't it be cool if that chick loves vin diesel and/or his biography .44 desert eagle too and wants to talk about it"

― Lamp, Monday, June 8, 2009 12:33 PM