well jeez, smoove, i was trying to be a Man and protect your Honor by not telling the Real Story, but since you keep bringing it up, you OBVIOUSLY want people to know what it said.
here is the text she sent me, verbatim:
jordo-baby, i just did a shart in my knickers, and it felt like us
― Lingbert, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
harbl i think you are a cingular person
― Lingbert, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
i see her more as a sprint
― tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
the girl is off-brand bodega pay as you go if i ever met one
― jergins, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
a lot of people say that about me
― harbl, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link
harbl is at&t--ass, titties, and more titties, am i rite?!?!?!
― max max max max, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
no pappawheelie
no, not rite
― harbl, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
lol another dirty picture message from jerginsister lol
― lxy, Saturday, 31 January 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link
my phone company emailed to say i might want to consider changing my account because of the high number of texts i send
― lxy, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
A New Photo/Video Message. Click Go/View to see now
from cpet. not clicking.
― lxy, Friday, 10 April 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a rabbit fucking a chicken
― jergins, Friday, 10 April 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
haha happy easter
― lxy, Friday, 10 April 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
it's where eggs come from suposably
― jergins, Friday, 10 April 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
― jergins, Monday, 27 April 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link