post it lingbert
― amon, Friday, 23 January 2009 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link
uh oh
― tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link
well, since you mentioned the fact that it happened at all, you obviously must want people to know about it. okay.
so apparently smoove thought she was texting her boyfriend, but instead she sent it to me. it said:
honey, i just let go the nastiest fart and it reminded me of you
― Lingbert, Friday, 23 January 2009 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link
true love right there, folks.
― tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
lols
― jergins, Friday, 23 January 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
it was more embarrassing than that. but thanks for trying, lingbert. i just wanted to publicly express my gratitude for your discretion.
― smoove operator, Friday, 23 January 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link
lingbert is so discrete
― harbl, Friday, 23 January 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
now i am v v curious!
― tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
it was actually less embarassing than that! it really wasn't that bad at all.
but i think you're discrete too, smoove ;-))))))))
― Lingbert, Friday, 23 January 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
well, i was mortified (and no, it wasn't anything sexually explicit - just v v sentimental). and yes i'm wellknown for being discrete
― smoove operator, Friday, 23 January 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
(except about sappy texting, obv)
i WILL however post lingy's reply text to my accidental text:
LOL LOVE U 2 BABYCAKES, YOUR [insert pet name for bf] FOR LYFE
(i may be paraphrasing)
― smoove operator, Friday, 23 January 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
guys the word is discreet, i was making a joke about how individually distinct lingbert is
― harbl, Friday, 23 January 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
i know, harbl! it was funny ;)
― smoove operator, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
well jeez, smoove, i was trying to be a Man and protect your Honor by not telling the Real Story, but since you keep bringing it up, you OBVIOUSLY want people to know what it said.
here is the text she sent me, verbatim:
jordo-baby, i just did a shart in my knickers, and it felt like us
― Lingbert, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
harbl i think you are a cingular person
― Lingbert, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
i see her more as a sprint
― tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
the girl is off-brand bodega pay as you go if i ever met one
― jergins, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
a lot of people say that about me
― harbl, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link
harbl is at&t--ass, titties, and more titties, am i rite?!?!?!
― max max max max, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
no pappawheelie
no, not rite
― harbl, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
lol another dirty picture message from jerginsister lol
― lxy, Saturday, 31 January 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link
my phone company emailed to say i might want to consider changing my account because of the high number of texts i send
― lxy, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
A New Photo/Video Message. Click Go/View to see now
from cpet. not clicking.
― lxy, Friday, 10 April 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a rabbit fucking a chicken
― jergins, Friday, 10 April 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
haha happy easter
― lxy, Friday, 10 April 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
it's where eggs come from suposably
― jergins, Friday, 10 April 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
― jergins, Monday, 27 April 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link