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this is not overheard but an old lady that comes to one of my classes has said:

"i'm a quilter and a terrorist"

and

"the moon would be a good penal colony"

harbl, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

she did it again!

"jewish prisoners get kosher food in prison"

professor says something blah blah blah--

"but they won't LET THE RASTAS SMOKE POT!"

harbl, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

old lady fighting the good fight

jergins, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"the best seat available on the main floor that's available."

jergins, Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

that reminds me of one of my all-time favorites from work:

"you need to email Housing and Food Services at hfsinfo.washington.edu, that's H as in Housing, F as in Food, S as in Sam"

lxy, Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

someone from upstairs at work, on a cellphone on the street: "the other witness, they're trying to turn against us."

jergins, Saturday, 7 February 2009 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link

wish i knew that backstory!

lxy, Saturday, 7 February 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

"My answering machine is just a mechanical thing"

jergins, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link


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