ddb feels calm, but alert. the best he's felt in years. (it's been 12 hours.)
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:44 (fifteen years ago) link
oh, starting next week, harness racing will be featured at san remos racetrack!
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link
plot twist! andy the jockey never saw the doctor after his fall. now he's dizzy and has blurred vision. so kim is gonna race instead!!
but now her father, the old geezer, has arrived with his rifle in a duffle bag. they're announcing the change, but geezer just went into a soundproof room, so he doesn't know!
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link
the weather is fair, and the track is officially labelled fast.
the horses are entering the track!the horses are approaching the starting gate!ddb spots the geezer with a spyglass!the horses are at the gate!and there they go!ddb is fighting his way through the crowd!he's been pushed over, stepped on and hurt!wait! the hulk is back!the crowd is fucking tripped out!geezer is aiming the rifle!hulk breaks through the door!rips a pipe off the railing and knocks geezer down!grabs the rifle and throws it away!security guy finally arrives!hulk runs away!
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link
rainbow won the race, btw.
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link
"david, my grandfather taught me one thing: eventually all things pass."
tinkly piano music, credits roll.
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:55 (fifteen years ago) link
wonder showzen
― amon, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
FUNNY / NOT FUNNY
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
:D
clarence is my favorite
― amon, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Entertainment Tonight's EVENT "The Inauguration Day Special" is gonna give a run-down of inauguration fashions
― lxy, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link
in the meantime, here's a lasik commercial, featuring an "Actual Lasik Patient" who is rather cross-eyed.
― lxy, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
michelle and jill are both total foxes
― lxy, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link
he is IRE in puppet form?
― jergins, Saturday, 24 January 2009 08:15 (fifteen years ago) link
haha good call
― amon, Saturday, 24 January 2009 08:42 (fifteen years ago) link