Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

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I looked on the Google cache and yes, we HAVE had a "Tubgirl vs Goatse" thread.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

swollentip.com

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco, i hardly know you, but its posts like that that make you a strong candidate for My Favorite ILXor.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

CHEESE!?!?!?!?

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_site

xp: lol

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan I think I mean that Tubgirl was clearly originally conceived as pornography, like with a lighting budget and everything, whereas Goatse remains a lone crank (or two? never before I have I so hoped any camera had a timer) taking legendary pictures of his own anatomy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

that wikipedia article explains things pretty well and has lead me to the decision not to GIS goatse

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost I know, but wouldn't he have meant it to be hot, albeit to a very small group of... um... assmen? Surely it's sexual in nature by someone's definition.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish this werent the exelsior thread so that i could excelsior that last post, Mr. Que.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

from the wikipedia entry:

The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts. In those images, the man used dildos and butt plugs to stretch his anus. The images were located by Stile Project and are also available from the "Contrib" section of the goatse.cx website under the filename gap.zip. hello.jpg is the third file in the archive, gap3.jpg.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i still haven't seen tubgirl, and have no desire to.

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan, just because a man takes a photograph of his wide open gaping asshole, it doesn't neccessarily mean that the man's intent is to sexually stimulate the observer. Some would argue that the intent could be quite the opposite!

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I've seen Goatse, and I can handle Goatse. But I've accidentally seen Tubgirl two or three times, and each time I violently turned away from the image so quickly that I'm not quite sure what's even going on, but nor am I exactly eager to find out.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

"crypto-proctologist" made me roffle

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

nope
nope
no
nope
nope
heck no
nope
nope
nope
oh that one's nice!
nope
nope
nope
nope
decent
nope
nope
oh god no
nope
nope
nope
maybe
nope
nope
nope
uhuh
nope
nope
nope
nope
save that for the xmas card
nope
nope
no
nope
no
no
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

jon you obv. prefer your asshole porn fluid-free.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just talking about butt stretching in general.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

eels

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Tubgirl's saving grace in terms of lookability is the vivid orange color. If that were brown we'd have problems.

We should stop talking about this and let the excelsioration be.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

grbchv just made me roffle hardcore

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

there was one i saw in college (called HARVELL.mov, i shit you not) that involved a shaken bottle of champagne and a chick's butthole and some guy.....drinking. i could never watch more than 10 seconds of it, but my buddy J___, who is still a virgin (!!!), would always watch, captivated, like a cat at the window

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

tears of laughter now

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.homevisions.com/lycosimages/28491_f.jpg

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Worst thing I ever saw on the internet involved an animal, a woman, and a turd.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

PPLAINS OTMFM

― whatsteen (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite thing that happened all freshman year at college was when a couple guys moved every piece of furniture out of our friends' room down the hall into the showers, and left only a laptop sitting in the middle of the room, opened to this. NSFW, duh.

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

that meatspin graphic is my friend's desktop background

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

just in case everyone missed it the other two times I've posted it:

http://www.dickscab.com/nutsinass/

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

nuts in ass is great because everyone seems so proud that they accomplished such a wonderful feat. its like, not sexual or deviant at all--theres just overwhelming pride. Boo-ya!

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

That's twice today I've laughed my ass off at everything that follows that Jack black gif.

― that is just a Gerry named Onimo (nu_onimo), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish I could find the one of the woman shitting a whole fish onto a plate. Head first. Unscaled, near as I could tell. At least a 4-pounder. Now how did that get in there?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

when we send up Pioneer 14, the plaque should be engraved with goatse

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

fer realz

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

tubgirl would be worse still if the fluid were red...

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:04 (seventeen years ago) link

That's right. Let's think of the ways that tubgirl could be made worse.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

mods: please make this a PEW thread.
-- grady (goforgrad...), December 14th, 2006 2:29 AM. (grady)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

what if IEDs were rainbows? what if suicide bombers were made of taffy and exploded into flavor? what if razorblades were chocolate?
-- deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...), December 14th, 2006.

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Are those lyrics to a lost Bush song, gear?
-- milo (wooderso...), December 14th, 2006.

― thebingo (thebingo), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― hoo keeps it steen/and they love that shit (hoosteen), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

when are they going to auction the cylinder recording of thriller pressed on michael jackson's dick??

-- friday on the porch (l...), December 15th, 2006.

i would definitely be willing to break into my friend's account to bid $150,000 for that

-- friday on the porch (l...), December 15th, 2006.

― I crank up hoosteen flows/spit spats what's that (hoosteen), Friday, 15 December 2006 05:03 (seventeen years ago) link

STRANGER: Hey there. Nice penis.
MY FRIEND: Thanks! I work out.

-- PPlains (pleasant.plain...), December 15th, 2006. (later)

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

from sandbox nose rofflez:

http://xkcd.com/verizon/verizon.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Also from noize rofflez:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/Lovecrafty.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel sorry for the people, like my boss (whose digestive system seems to be in sync with mine), whose shit smells the same all the time. How boring their lives must be.

-- Bryan (twp62y...), December 15th, 2006. (later)

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm claiming my rightful credit for Lovecrafty...urghonomic left my name off when he noisecelsored me.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

On the new Clipse:

I really have trouble with how this album is being sold as some dark glimpse into harsh reality or whatever when half the lyrics are about thousand dollar jeans with mountain lions stitched on the crotch

-- Al (hoteloper...), December 15th, 2006.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that was crumpw. i figured everyone would see the orig! sorry man

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

17. My penis is hanging out and you have no idea.
-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), December 15th, 2006.

― i kick hoostenical flows/spit spat wahts what (hoosteen), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread needs Bryan.
-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), December 15th, 2006.

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No we do NOT need reiterations of the well-worn & highly traumatic I POOPED ME PANTALOONS stories. This is about shitting in stalls.
-- David RER (quoteidio...), December 15th, 2006.

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:-(
-- Bryan (twp62y...), December 15th, 2006.

― our hoo could be your steen (hoosteen), Saturday, 16 December 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

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