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67. feel like there is a bowling ball in my abdomen due to last night's whiskey/pot roast extravaganza.

Lauren (lauren), Thursday, 30 November 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

68. that Country Kitchen background BS on the EAT ME thread

David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

69. so cold last night that the key to my bike lock broke off in the lock. was borrowing roommate's gargantuan and $$$ mountain bike, and had to call him to help steal it. thankfully he owns a grinder.

grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

70. dog woke me up by licking the roof of my mouth.

remy bean (bean), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

NOTE TO REMY: SLEP W MOUF CLOESD.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

EEURGH @ 70.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

IM IN UR MOUF
LIKUN ALL UR PLAQ

remy bean (bean), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

GBs, other people are funny, too, but your stories always offer the best mental images, viz you and roommate nonchalantly grinding off a lock in the middle of Main Street while suspicious drunken crowd gathers, having to find nearest outlet + extension cord to plug it into, comedy of errors, etc.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

71. myspace not letting me post teh funneh image comments. :(((
72. tummy says ow.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

73. wtf baseballthinkfactory?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

74. Suddenly after years of not remembering my dreams, I start to dream again except they're all nightmares (really bad ones)

blastocsyt (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

re: 70 - if I had a dog this would happen a lot because I have a nasal condition that causes me to breathe thru the mouth while sleeping

blastocsyt (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

75. Barely qualifies as bummer but my life is devoid of crush-prospects and it's irking me. Pooh.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

re: 74, i don't remember mine but there were two exceptions last week where i woke up in a panic. disorienting and crazy dreams get a \:| emoticon from me.

re: 75 line forms to the rear, sister.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

76. Landlord/Superintendent war is getting serious

blastocsyt (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

73. wtf baseballthinkfactory?

See #60. :)

FWIW, I found out (via the BTF Wiki) (yes, they have a Wiki) that the site's still there. There's just a problem w/ the domain ownership / transfer. For a b-ball news fix (w/out the pithy commentary), go to BallBug.com.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

77. my dislike of Half Nelson has possibly cost any summer makeout opportunities w/ jaymc

Dr M (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the girlfriend is a greater obstacle, Morbs! But what do I know...

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

(it depends how srsly one takes anything the dude sez)

Dr M (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel OTM. :D

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

78. being 6'4" in an office where the next tallest person is 5'10" has caused many tasks to become part of my job - restocking paper towels/toilet paper (because they are kept on high shelf [how they get up there to begin with I'll never know]), getting files from the insanely high top shelf in the file room upstairs, etc.

drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

79. female piece of bong slide broke :(

ian (orion), Friday, 1 December 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

80. stuff

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

81. AT WORK

strongo, Friday, 1 December 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

82. high of 80F yesterday, snow today, stuck inside because the state shuts down at the thought of ice, sleet, snow or a cool breeze.

milo (milo), Friday, 1 December 2006 06:16 (seventeen years ago) link

83. roomy might have to go, in the past week he has: borrowed my car without asking while I slept (drunk [again {with a suspended license}]), invited people over while I slept (loud people who have just come over after the closing of bars [which close at 2:30 am here]), brought drugs/drug users into my house I have specifically told him not to, and this morning I woke up to the smell of smoke, as he had fallen asleep with the stove on (judging by the fry batter detritus & black crust at bottom of pot, I think he was deep frying stuff to boot)

84. cannot exactly afford life right now w/o monthly rent payments made out to me

drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

79. female piece of bong slide broke :(

-- ian (dr.carl.saga...), December 1st, 2006. (later) (link)

You can buy replacements for those! I have fixed about a million due to being clumsiest evar.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

85. late night call from ex after getting home from all-day funeral, early next morning hungover freezing rain

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

86. worst day EVER yesterday

latebloomer (clonefeed), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

87. in ur library, fallin asleep on ur desk

durdt bagge stijl (get bent), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

88. Somehow a night of drinking & Wii turned into a night of shitty bars & foul company

blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

89. i am worried about us all
90. like, four hours of sleep last night
91. think i'm getting sick
92. rocky balblow-a more like

strongo, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

93. surgery + pneumonia

^@^, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

89. High buck offer on lap steel, which is :), except I was planning on selling to Gbx, and now he will hate me, which is :(

John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no map :( you ok?

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

94. no more wire

markp (map), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm mostly fine, just filled with hate and impediment

markp (map), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

95. one-time hookup from september ROLLS HIS EYES AT ME in the street. not exactly brokenhearted but DAMN what a blow to the ego.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe he was about to have a seizure!

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be an embarrassing faux pas

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe he was having an internal monologue that went "what was i thinking when i let THAT one get away?" and then had to roll his eyes in disbelief.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

96. all week long these dudes have been replacing the pipes in my shower, sinks, and toilet. so i get home last night and see they've finally patched up the holes in my place. of course, they used one of my mixing bowls to mix grout, but that's minor compared to the fact that right now where i should have a showerhead there is a pristine, freshly patched wall because they forgot to put the damn thing back in, despite it sitting right in front of them.

deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

97. Last night I dreamt I was trapped in the DPRK and Kim Jong Il was in love with me.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man #96... you have to admit that's kind of hilarious.

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it is! i had to sneak into an empty unlocked apartment in my building this morning to take a shower, though ; (

deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh thats priceslessly annoying

bb, Friday, 1 December 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

98. intense irritation/itching in the following places: earlobes & backsides of ears, flesh surrouding eyes, outer lip area...freaking out a little

drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Just took a benadryl, hoping it's just an allergic reaction to, um, something.

drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

it's ok, JJ, i don't have high bucks

grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

99. Work-related BUMMERZ mean I can't go to my nephews' house tonight & show them the joy & beauty of Lego Star Wars II on the XBox 360.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link


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