unimpeachable facts about techno

http://www.urb.com/2011/11/16/waterpark-rave-kills-dolphin/

An eight-year-old dolphin named Shadow mysteriously died after being exposed to two days of techno music at a waterpark in Switzerland. The park was the venue for a weekend-long dance event, which exposed the highly sensitive marine mammals to nearly 48 hours of repetitive beats. Several days later, Shadow became agitated and died. While there is no way to prove a direct correlation between the two events, animal activists had warned park management that the noise from the event could cause undo stress on the dolphins who call the park home.

“We have reasonable evidence to suggest that the extreme noise levels from the two day techno party severely affected the immune system of the dolphins,” said Jürgen Ortmüller from the Whale and Dolphin Protection Society. “Dolphins are very sensitive creatures. We warned against a techno party taking place in this location for these very reasons.”

Park officials deny any wrong-doing. Shadow was the seventh dolphin in three years to die at the park.

TECHNO KILLS DOLPHINS

The Christopher Rau album from last year is really good!

And you live in California, v. I'd certainly rather live in Santiago or Berlin before Cali-fucking-fornia.

― the table is the table (trees), Saturday, February 17, 2007 2:59 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Permalink

haha

I wonder it the DJ played this techno song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTgCDbG5S3s

Park officials deny any wrong-doing. Shadow was the seventh dolphin in three years to die at the park.

So nothing to do with the massively shortened life expectancy of dolphins in captivity then?

misread this as

minimal activists had warned park management

or perhaps you are responding to my ironical statements with meta-irony by interpreting them as earnest?
also, you seem to know little about california, i would gladly take norwalk, san jose or rancho cucamonga over paris, rome, london ... yes, even stockholm, i would take norwalk over stockholm.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, February 17, 2007 4:07 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Permalink

smh

THIS IS SUPER GOOD!

http://www.discogs.com/Gene-Hunt-Ron-Hardy-Throwback-87/release/2428469

Not a "Life on Mars" / "Ashes to Ashes" TV prog tie in then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jTpaJMhq4zM

Fatstep is not techno!

Dubstep, I mean.

it's all shit. i only learned about it yesterday.

http://gawker.com/5863804/the-old-persons-guide-to-skrillex

I miss the bobbins thread :(

Worst ever techno name: Norman Nodge

Cornish Techno Facts: the kick on an 808 ain't got nothing on the BOOM! when a really big wave hits the back of a deep zawn.