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Our Amber counts as "Strawberry Blonde" I guess.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Dammit, now I'm all excited thinking about gingers and I have to go and do some more marketing analyses. :-(

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Calm down, dear!

Yes, I know I shouldn't piss in my own water supply, but sometimes I have a hard time passing chances up.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Did the office goth have a good time?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Very much so.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I was looking for a good photo of Benjmain's natural haircolour and just stumbled across this and couldn't go any further:

http://static.flickr.com/44/135929277_15bd0fb9af.jpg

Hurrah! This means I must be well! I'm not off my food any more, and I'm lusting after boys. I am officially no longer ill, in that case!

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Hang on, blue is his natural hair colour?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Glad to hear it FP. I hope you and her didn't wake up all of your town though ;)

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I deliberately picked a rather remote beach.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope you weren't in Ipswich!!!

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

far away in time...

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Not that I'm suggesting anything. You know what I mean.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

FP & His Muffins.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Benjamin wearing Kate's boots of sex in that photo?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Lol Kerr! No!

Although I was slightly worried that someone would spot what was going on from a distance and call the police, because you wouldn't realise necessarily what exactly was going on.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm trying to find a picture of them in natural daylight so you can see his real haircolour, not their crazy stage lighting. This is what I can find right now:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/collective/dnaimages/040213/secretmachines3.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

So a gothic girl saying "fuck me big boy" people wouldn't know what was going on? Where exactly do you live?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "secret machines" "natural daylight" - did not match any documents.

― g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, you stole those boots of sex off Benjamin didn't you?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I didn't mean like that! I meant, it's dark, you can see two people, one being restrained tightly by the other - you'd automatically assume it was nonconsensual.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

So... uh, does anyone want to debate Joyce's use of allegorical Three Letter Acronyms in Finnegans Wake, or, uh, something? ;-)

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "secret machines" "natural daylight" - did not match any documents.

You should have tried "lightning blue eyes" and "daylight":

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EWBL1Q.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

So... uh, does anyone want to debate FP's use of furry handcuffs, or, uh, something? ;-)

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

UNTIL I'M GETTING SOME SEX, NO ONE ON THIS BOARD IS GETTING ANY SEX!!!!!

Or at least talking about it.

Oh wait, I just remembered. I'm celibate. No sex at all, please!

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.not4chan.us/s/src/1165522322616.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry.

http://www.dirtydickscrabs.com/images/dick-animated.gif

― g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

How about the difference in Cape Farewells on different sides of the globe?

North:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8b/300px-Cape_farewell_greenland_landsat.jpg

vs South:

http://www.farewell-spit.co.nz/images/aerial-photo.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

North:

http://www.ursispaltenstein.ch/blog//images/uploads_1/climate_art.jpg

South:

http://i.pbase.com/g3/38/639938/2/56139102.IMG_51171.jpg width =

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

South:

http://i.pbase.com/g3/38/639938/2/56139102.IMG_51171.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

boo to the blue question mark.

I have been looking for an excuse to post the manga crabs pic all day.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

This one's for AMUNDSEN:

http://www.mna.it/italiano/Scopri_Antartide/img/Amundsen_polo_sud.jpg

What blue question mark? Eh?

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Is a blue question mark the new red X?

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://indigo.ie/~jshack/Images+Pictures/Ernest%20Pictures/Endurance%20Expedition/Final%20Sinking.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm with Kate on this one. Our new housemate's gf is super-hott, and we get on really well and on the same wavelength as each other (rare for me) and I curse everything and everyone that she's not single. Sigh.

Here's a cool pic of the space shuttle taking off:
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/164401main_image_feature_715_ys_4.jpg

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

blue question mark is the red x in safari.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

That space shuttle photo is indeed very cool.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in firefox and we get an image broken if half thing. Like this, but without the green smiley thing:

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, dagnamit.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Exactly like that, in fact!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I do apologise for my outburst.

I can simply no longer keep up with FP's conquests and it's making me ~~jealous~~ sick.

If I am not having sex, and cannot even foresee the possibility of sex*, it's quite difficult to listen to people bragging on and on about their various conquests.

*Unless of course, the collective members of the 'Cooler send round a collection plate and approach PBW, asking "PLEASE, for the love of GOD would you sleep with Kate and put us out of her misery. We will pay you. And bribe you with this barrel of ::your favourite tipple:: and the Tom Waits box set.

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I think FP enjoys being the watercooler sex god.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh! BTW, Ed! If you are still reading.

Dare is back in town - I asked her if she fancied Magpies Nest, but she's bursting full of gossip, so I suspect that we are going to go somewhere we can sit and chatter and now worry about disturbing other people listening to music. Coz the two of us are pretty much incapable of being quiet when we are together. :-)

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry, Kate, I'll shut up.

I can't see myself ever being any sort of sex god, Kerr.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

It's OK, FP. That's just why I'm trying to make a joke of it, rather than being properly cranky.

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, K.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't let the iguana poison you again.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

The iguana wasn't even there last time! I am going to INSIST that we do not eat in the hotel. I may even grab a pasty before I head over.

She wants to go ice skating.

Oh a completely different note:

http://www.podflixshow.com/gooblar/gooblar1.jpg

Errrr... no comment on what little drummer brother is doing, but wow, blimey, look at that smile. Megamillionwatt smile brighterthanthesun supernovadazzlingdentistry. I wonder what magnitude Henrietta Leavitt would have made of that.

::melts in little pool under desk::

No, go away, I'm not doing any more financial analyses today, I'm being a little gooey girl.

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Bimey, that's big! Actual size, perhaps!

Would someone mind smallifying that? It wasn't that big on MySpace!

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

That's what FP says the goth girl in his office said.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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