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― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually Brian those feds on flex schedules just leave at 2 or 3pm whether they get in early or not. Why bother actually showing up when nobody else is around to say you didn't, besides a couple of contractors?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

'BOT speaks truth.

Also, I think my appendix just burst.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jakehowlett.com/tuckshop/wrappers/sweets/fruits/starburst-joosters.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

plz expand on desired ass kicking, alex

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is Danny Glover in boxerz

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/135/321328373_198548aa62_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

note "order prints" button on Flickr page.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

you know how we run the thing where people send in occasionally made-up and nearly always exaggerated sightings of not-quite-famous people? one of them was him, once, and it implied that he went home with some chick who wasn't his wife.

he had a lengthy explanation, and i neglected to point out that i wasn't his wife either, so why do i give a shit.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, linking the Onion is so last week but this is funnys

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56321

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that is kind of sub-MAD (Cracked) magazine level of funny, mr. que. what do I pay you people for?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

You haven't paid me IN YEARS! ALL YOUR CHECKS HAVE BOUNCED, Dr.HUMOR

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I bank with Nerf

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

what does does this "Met Ro" in D.C. open its gates to the public, Tom?

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I asked google and it said 5am weekdays, 7am weekends

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I love how we all watch House now

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, who is danny? from frostburg? I like frostburg, it's a cute little college town.. and then again, what I just thought of was a close friend in high school living there with a bunch of drug dealers

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't watch House! it's the same thing every week! house takes drugs, behaves like a know it all prick, breaks rules, solves case. it's unbearable. I'm still watching Wire reruns, I should just buy the whole series on DVD.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

last night i drank a bottle of wine, ate ethiopian food, did laundry and played guitar. today i feel AWESOME, for reals.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah guitars are awesome.

i was exaggerating about House, just like Belgians yesterday.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

last night I watched part of scarborough country as a panel of experts had a giant bug out over iranian president holding conference denying the holocaust. it's like, guys, of course it is ridiculous what he's doing. do not feed mahmoud ahmadinejad, international troll.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

haha that is sooooooo OTM

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Brian have you played with http://sketchup.google.com/

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, it's probably kind of a fun job, you know, being president and not having much in the way of political power so you may as well troll the ENTIRE WORLD

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Longcat isn't really that long, if you do that with my cats they also look very long, Danny beltway is pretty much OTM on that one.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

guys do we want to have a Christmas party or not.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i think danny beltway is a private eye

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

he sees your every move.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

guys do we want to have a Christmas party or not.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 13th, 2006.

Party yes, Christmas no. I say a party to welcome in the new year in Jan. some time but I am Mr. Grinch

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah sure! i got a fucking week off and i'm trying to think of things to do with it other than fry a lot and drown the sorrows of what's gonna be a particularly sorrowful holiday season. i have family shit the 24th and then drunk christmas the 25th but other than that...nada.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I have not Sketched Up, BOT. It looks like a pretty fun program, but unfortunately it's just not set up to do the things I need to be able to do with it.

DEAR ADOBE: please please please come out with a CAD program.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark that is lame, we're not going to have a "mid-January party". I was thinking the Fri or Sat before Xmas. Or we can just say fuck it, whoever is around we go to bar and thn just worry about the Super Bowl party and make it extra extravaganzaous.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

We should have a DC ILX corporate christmas party where we take up a small private room at a bar and have a bad buffet and decorations and thank people for their hard work and look forward to 2007.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Or we get really drunk and fire everyoen.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

as long as there's ill-advised making out, i am there

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

anyone want a "do not disturb" sign with wolf blitzer's face on it? because i have like 6. it's perfect for when you're fucking wolf blitzer in a hotel.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

aka "tuesday"

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I vote we make reservations for 10 at J. Paul's, dress up, act like complete pricks and make lots of toasts. Ring a ding ding, Kofi Annan.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR's tuesday takedown safety bitch revealed

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

anyone want a "do not disturb" sign with wolf blitzer's face on it? because i have like 6. it's perfect for when you're fucking wolf blitzer in a hotel.

hi dere.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

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internet, sometimes you worry me

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

otto, come to dc, i'll give you one.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

dang. memphis, san diego, nyc are my next trips, maybe dc in the spring. save me one, ok?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

We should have a DC ILX corporate christmas party where we take up a small private room at a bar and have a bad buffet and decorations and thank people for their hard work and look forward to 2007.
-- Brian Miller (brian.mille...), December 13th, 2006.

YES I DO THIS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 13th, 2006. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

i cant do friday or sat before xmas, but id definitely like to still have xmas dinner on actual xmas. is anybody feelin that?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously let's wear ties and shit and get a big table at some terrible dickhead gtown/downtown place where they give you country club airline rewards points for ordering the appetizers or some shit

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

YES YES YES YES I WILL YES

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ cannot remember if this is just a diamond ad slogan or a lit reference as well?

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

uh who is paying for this again?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

J Paul's party menu!

http://www.j-pauls.com/dir/menus/g_party.aspx

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

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