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nope all red heads, (and catholics) burn them all.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey! Some of my best friends are gingers, etc.

And *certainly* no burning Benjamin TSM.

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

So if you're a ginger catholic you're fucked?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, if you're a *male* ginger catholic with a pointy nose... perhaps quite literally! ;-P

(We've stopped burning red headed catholics and got onto hanging Long Lankin now.)

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

tissp no has his wallet back. The north east seems to have added extra bushiness to his beard.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Why did they burn redheads? it's not like Chris Evans was around then or anything.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I like when TISSP's beard gets all bushy. Because it gets quite gingery then. Ha-HEM.

They are taking photographs in the office across the alley from ours, and the flashes are really distracting me.

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

How, exactly is Benjamin ginger? (dying, slowly, of tutorials here)

― g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, OK, he's probably not technically a *ginger* - he's just an ordinary pointy-nosed freckled redhead.

But in the UK, pretty much "ginger" and redhead are used synonymously, even though they aren't technically the same colour. (Ginger proper is the colour that Merkins would call Strawberry Blond)

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder I PBW gets a ginger beard. (OK, PBW is so young looking that I guess I wonder if he gets a beard at *all*.) I mean, sometimes blond boys get ordinary blondish beards. But if they've got that 30% Viking blood, then they have blond hair and BRIGHT GINGER beard which is totally hott.

I'm guessing since he resembles my brother so much, he probably has similar genetic makeup (this is sick and creepy and incestuous and all that, I know) - my brother totally gets the BEARD OF FLAME. He's never experimented with facial hair for this precise reason. Which is probably a good thing.

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Our Amber counts as "Strawberry Blonde" I guess.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Dammit, now I'm all excited thinking about gingers and I have to go and do some more marketing analyses. :-(

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Calm down, dear!

Yes, I know I shouldn't piss in my own water supply, but sometimes I have a hard time passing chances up.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Did the office goth have a good time?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Very much so.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I was looking for a good photo of Benjmain's natural haircolour and just stumbled across this and couldn't go any further:

http://static.flickr.com/44/135929277_15bd0fb9af.jpg

Hurrah! This means I must be well! I'm not off my food any more, and I'm lusting after boys. I am officially no longer ill, in that case!

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Hang on, blue is his natural hair colour?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Glad to hear it FP. I hope you and her didn't wake up all of your town though ;)

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I deliberately picked a rather remote beach.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope you weren't in Ipswich!!!

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

far away in time...

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Not that I'm suggesting anything. You know what I mean.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

FP & His Muffins.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Benjamin wearing Kate's boots of sex in that photo?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Lol Kerr! No!

Although I was slightly worried that someone would spot what was going on from a distance and call the police, because you wouldn't realise necessarily what exactly was going on.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm trying to find a picture of them in natural daylight so you can see his real haircolour, not their crazy stage lighting. This is what I can find right now:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/collective/dnaimages/040213/secretmachines3.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

So a gothic girl saying "fuck me big boy" people wouldn't know what was going on? Where exactly do you live?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "secret machines" "natural daylight" - did not match any documents.

― g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, you stole those boots of sex off Benjamin didn't you?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I didn't mean like that! I meant, it's dark, you can see two people, one being restrained tightly by the other - you'd automatically assume it was nonconsensual.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

So... uh, does anyone want to debate Joyce's use of allegorical Three Letter Acronyms in Finnegans Wake, or, uh, something? ;-)

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "secret machines" "natural daylight" - did not match any documents.

You should have tried "lightning blue eyes" and "daylight":

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EWBL1Q.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

So... uh, does anyone want to debate FP's use of furry handcuffs, or, uh, something? ;-)

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

UNTIL I'M GETTING SOME SEX, NO ONE ON THIS BOARD IS GETTING ANY SEX!!!!!

Or at least talking about it.

Oh wait, I just remembered. I'm celibate. No sex at all, please!

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.not4chan.us/s/src/1165522322616.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry.

http://www.dirtydickscrabs.com/images/dick-animated.gif

― g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

How about the difference in Cape Farewells on different sides of the globe?

North:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8b/300px-Cape_farewell_greenland_landsat.jpg

vs South:

http://www.farewell-spit.co.nz/images/aerial-photo.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

North:

http://www.ursispaltenstein.ch/blog//images/uploads_1/climate_art.jpg

South:

http://i.pbase.com/g3/38/639938/2/56139102.IMG_51171.jpg width =

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

South:

http://i.pbase.com/g3/38/639938/2/56139102.IMG_51171.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

boo to the blue question mark.

I have been looking for an excuse to post the manga crabs pic all day.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

This one's for AMUNDSEN:

http://www.mna.it/italiano/Scopri_Antartide/img/Amundsen_polo_sud.jpg

What blue question mark? Eh?

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Is a blue question mark the new red X?

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://indigo.ie/~jshack/Images+Pictures/Ernest%20Pictures/Endurance%20Expedition/Final%20Sinking.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm with Kate on this one. Our new housemate's gf is super-hott, and we get on really well and on the same wavelength as each other (rare for me) and I curse everything and everyone that she's not single. Sigh.

Here's a cool pic of the space shuttle taking off:
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/164401main_image_feature_715_ys_4.jpg

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

blue question mark is the red x in safari.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

That space shuttle photo is indeed very cool.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in firefox and we get an image broken if half thing. Like this, but without the green smiley thing:

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, dagnamit.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Exactly like that, in fact!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I do apologise for my outburst.

I can simply no longer keep up with FP's conquests and it's making me ~~jealous~~ sick.

If I am not having sex, and cannot even foresee the possibility of sex*, it's quite difficult to listen to people bragging on and on about their various conquests.

*Unless of course, the collective members of the 'Cooler send round a collection plate and approach PBW, asking "PLEASE, for the love of GOD would you sleep with Kate and put us out of her misery. We will pay you. And bribe you with this barrel of ::your favourite tipple:: and the Tom Waits box set.

― masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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