ancient metapotamia
-- gershy, Friday, 9 May 2008 03:50
― jergins, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
john justen's penchant for thread lengthy thread titles pays off at last:
THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE JOHN JUSTEN WILL POST AT THE RANDOM POIONTS WHERE HE HAS 30 SECONDS AT ONE OF THE INTERNET KIOSKS THAT ARE SO POPULAR WITH THE CHILDREN OF THESE TIMES UNTIL HE HAS INTERNET HO [Started by John Justen, last updated 20 minutes ago] 6 new answers
― lxy, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
ILX is probably the only board that continues to troll itself after the trolls leave
-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, May 12, 2008 8:36 PM
― jergins, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link
What are some things we allow to interfere with our ILXoring?
Unemployment Overemployment Getting laid
-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 1:45 PM
I can deduce logically that Dom Passantino is neither under- nor over-worked, and is not getting any.
-- wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 1:51 PM
― jergins, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link
ugh deeznuts stfu youre not gonna get anybody off ilx to marry you by pretending to care about a dog in a gif
-- and what, Wednesday, May 14, 2008 12:39 PM
― jergins, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
were you at a
-- roxymuzak, Friday, May 16, 2008 9:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
lemon
party?
-- roxymuzak, Friday, May 16, 2008 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― step hen faps, Saturday, 17 May 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Eat my ass John Justen, you're probably ugly
-- burt_stanton, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:09 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
rejected judy blume book title^^^
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:14 (57 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Which ILX posters make you fully bar up??
...
which ilx posters make you fully bar up your windows
-- estela, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 1:02 AM (Tuesday, May 20, 2008 1:02 AM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
a kid was killed in a pit at a hanson concert in '98
-- latebloomer, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 9:23 AM
― jergins, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
meta:
if two people want to zing each other in the privacy of their own home, i'm all for it
-- latebloomer, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 6:07 PM (Tuesday, May 20, 2008 6:07 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link
write in shitfuck
-- jergïns, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― step hen faps, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf are homonyms
-- deeznuts, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 19:25 (2 days ago) Link
sometimes when two similar words love each other very very much...
-- John Justen, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 19:26 (2 days ago) Link
― lxy, Friday, 23 May 2008 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link
My teeth fell out
― jergins, Friday, 23 May 2008 07:09 (fifteen years ago) link
New Answers: HTML playgroundLast on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:34 PM Last on Friday, December 28, 2007 8:31 PM Last on Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:43 PM Last on Friday, May 23, 2008 10:21 PM
must've been some monkey business in the playground over night
― lxy, Saturday, 24 May 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
from a soulseek chatz thread:
22:11:58 [ ecf88] I'm from Brazil 22:12:04 [ XD] never heard of it
22:15:35 [ ecf88] Guam? WHERE IS IT? 22:15:36 [ XD] no, guam 22:15:44 [ ecf88] really, Guam? 22:15:52 [ XD] i don't know where it is 22:16:06 [ ecf88] where in the world is Guam? 22:16:08 [ ecf88] tell me 22:16:11 [ ecf88] please! 22:17:05 [ ecf88] hahahah 22:18:14 [ XD] its an island i think 22:18:32 [ XD] i see a lot of water
-- am0n, Sunday, May 25, 2008 7:29 PM (1 hour ago)
― jergins, Monday, 26 May 2008 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link
one time i was drunk then the next day i was on the internet and there was a retard asking for omg awzom stories
-- jhøshea, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:09 (7 hours ago)
― jergins, Sunday, 8 June 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
While we're talking about crazy difficult internet searches, does anyone remember some controversial advertisement with a dog that appeared to be fucking a rolled over car? The car was upside down, and the dog was standing on a way that looked he was mounting it, and mothers saw the ad and got really upset? The results I get on google are interesting but not what I'm searching for.
-- Z S, Monday, June 23, 2008 3:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
I made multiple attempts to solve your dilemma, but I was unsuccessful.
-- Lingbert, Monday, June 23, 2008 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
what were the search terms? I need to know.
-- Z S, Monday, June 23, 2008 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
"david lee roth emt" "Cafe Yarmarka seattle" "happpppppy birthday"
-- Lingbert, Monday, June 23, 2008 3:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― estela, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 06:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: What kind of tent did Dom Passantino take to Glastonbury? A: ^^^
-- William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:46 AM
― jergins, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
earth mother juggz 2 tha extreme
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 3:49 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link
miiznuts
-- El Tomboto, Thursday, July 10, 2008 9:56 PM (31 minutes ago)
― jergins, Friday, 11 July 2008 05:28 (fifteen years ago) link
being v. drunk means never having to say you're sorry
-- BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, July 11, 2008 3:11 PM
― jergins, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link
"just got offed" contains the letters g t f o and s t f u
-- estela, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:13 (Yesterday)
― jergins, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link
spicy... i like it!
― lxy, Saturday, 12 July 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link
estela #1
― amon, Saturday, 12 July 2008 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link
y
― lxy, Saturday, 12 July 2008 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
danny wang is a discosaurus sex
-- san frandisco, Monday, July 28, 2008 1:38 PM
― jergins, Monday, 28 July 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I left her flat at 4am, with my shitted boxers in a bag, having vomited in every room in her flat.
-- Mister Craig, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:15 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 31 July 2008 08:50 (fifteen years ago) link
hes not really an asshole, he's just an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for tgi fridays starters
-- and what, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 3:36 PM (54 minutes ago)
― jergins, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link
i remember her only talking about (1) radiohead and (2) being lonely and/or fat
-- harbl, Friday, August 15, 2008 7:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
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to be fair that is most of ilx
-- bnw, Friday, August 15, 2008 8:48 AM (2 hours ago)
― jergins, Friday, 15 August 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
1. It’s never sexy to be sloppy: know your limits and drink responsibly.
-- am0n, Thursday, April 3, 2008 2:39 PM (Thursday, April 3, 2008 2:39 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Saturday, 16 August 2008 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Has any proposed change to an indefinitely repeating procedure been so head-smackingly obvious that it's been implemented *instantly* with no looking back?
Perhaps try using the other hand?
-- Matt DC, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 3:49 AM (8 hours ago)
― jergins, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/1223.jpg
-- wilter, Monday, August 25, 2008 10:36 PM (6 minutes ago)
― jergins, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 05:43 (fifteen years ago) link
thx for coldplay covers, have been looking for those
-- jergins, Friday, August 29, 2008 1:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― Rick Gibralter, Saturday, 30 August 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbneb stfu you napoleon complex papa smurf fucker
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, September 2, 2008 9:59 AM
― jergins, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
this acronym was always there right but i never noticed it before
Site New Answers Search Boards Preferences Bookmarks ILE ILM TWATSoN New Answers New Question New Questions New Poll Logout
― lxy, Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link
how to prepare chemistry for board
― nisha (unregistered), Saturday, September 20, 2008 10:27 PM
mix vinegar and baking soda
― lil yawne (harbl), Saturday, September 20, 2008 10:33 PM
― nirjit turkalan wants to know u (jergins), Sunday, 21 September 2008 06:29 (fifteen years ago) link
― Iron Queef (libcrypt)
― al vert (jergins), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link
what happen next
― april kadeva, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 05:44 (9 hours ago) Permalink
may kadeva
― ;y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵. (am0n), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 06:08 (9 hours ago) Permalink
― lxy, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
11 am here, can you get drunk on vegemite toast and half a grapefruit?
― john della boscaoila (sic), Friday, September 26, 2008 4:50 PM
you can if you pour enough vodka over it
― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Friday, September 26, 2008
― jergins, Saturday, 27 September 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
ROCKTOBER OUT WITH YOUR COCKTOBER OUT
― Local Garda, Tuesday, September 30, 2008 5:07 AM
― frequa (jergins), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
hm intersting analogy you sir are suggest banned.
- (gr8080), Wednesday, September 17, 2008 10:02 PM
― frequa (jergins), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
there could be a little more rock in my tober
― jonty alouette (electricsound), Friday, 3 October 2008 07:21 (4 days ago)
― lxy, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 01:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Next time Ashley Cole plays for England, instead of booing, the whole crowd should just put their phones on vibrate at once.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 3:40 AM
― jergins, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Since it's all in CAPITALS, I thought the thread title was an abbreviation :-/(Mothers I'd Like to Know or something)
― StanM, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:40 (2 hours ago)
― lxy, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
this is more a small town MN thing, but I remember driving around so many times with beers up on the defroster vent on the dashboard...cuz we would have to hide our beer in the trunk, so they froze solid, so then we would drive around with like 5 beers on defrost, i remember some one would have to keep rotating them like those hot dog things at a convenience store
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:06 AM
― jergins, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Well I just assumed that at 41 you're too busy handling your mid-life crisis to care about any sort of forums or polls.
― Moka, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 9:40 PM
my posting here IS handling my mid-life crisis
― I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, October 22, 2008 9:40 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/yellowcard.jpg
― jergins, Friday, 24 October 2008 05:57 (fifteen years ago) link
best gauge of a character is a person's reaction to the middle-finger caressing the palm in mid-shake
― eman, Friday, October 24, 2008 1:34 PM
― jergins, Friday, 24 October 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
and as this thread has basically made pretty clear, ADD is totally liveable and even useful in some situations.
wut
― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Saturday, October 25, 2008 12:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― estela, Saturday, 25 October 2008 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link
lost myspace password/new email account
― jergins, Saturday, 25 October 2008 04:53 (fifteen years ago) link