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plus HOUSE MD is totally Murder, She Wrote with a crazy asshole opiate addict in place of a sweet old lady. Also at least Jessica Fletcher had to travel different places to encounter different insanely convoluted mysteries, whereas House would have us believe there is this one hospital that the entirety of the American healthcare system sends all their cryptopathology cases to.

"Ma'am, I have no fuckin' idea what is wrong with you, I mean, obviously a LOT of things are wrong with you, but twenty years of residency and I'm just like damn. We're going to put you on a helicopter to Teeveeland Presbyterian, they have this huge prick who can figure out anything, you just have to put up with being called a moron every three minutes."

AND, to top it off, last night, what is the deal with that cop and what kind of Total Information Awareness shit is he keyed into that he knows about bad scrips being picked up within 24 hours? This guy doesn't need to be busting jerk doctors, he needs his own show where he pulls passive-aggressive hardass shit on seditionist counterfeiters and international terror masterminds as a loose cannon who works for the Secret Service.

Any Tuesday Night Takedowns to report?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link

People on the subway at 6:00am - cleaners, prep cooks, dishwashers, warehouse guys

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Subway demographics become progressively wealthier as the morning wears on and start declining to a plateau around 10:30 or so

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I get the subway at 630am. I get a seat:)

Longcat, is it really that long? I saw the original pic and if i do that to my cat, he is also long

Yoopers, it sounds interesting.

Talking of which, this map is awesome

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Census-2000-Data-Top-US-Ancestries-by-County.jpg

― Danny Beltway (hb262), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

My favorite thing about that map is that it accurately portrays the Southeast as a bitter game of monopoly between "Americans" and black people

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

plus HOUSE MD is totally Murder, She Wrote with a crazy asshole opiate addict in place of a sweet old lady.

OTM

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

cleaners, prep cooks, dishwashers, warehouse guys

No, this is DC. If those folks bother to ride the subway they ride it even earlier. Just about everybody on my line was more dressed up than me (not saying much)

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

no tuesday night takedowns to report here, tho cnn's senior pentagon correspondent basically wanted to kick my ass for various crimes against tv journalism

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hot

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

feds be on the subway early - flex schedules = "OMG I am so awesome I can leave at 2pm and take the Metro back to Springfield and not have any traffic as I drive another 40 miles back home to Spotsylvania County"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

who the hell is danny beltway?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2006/12/danny%20devito%20drunk%20view.jpg

???

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1107.jpg

???

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually Brian those feds on flex schedules just leave at 2 or 3pm whether they get in early or not. Why bother actually showing up when nobody else is around to say you didn't, besides a couple of contractors?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

'BOT speaks truth.

Also, I think my appendix just burst.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jakehowlett.com/tuckshop/wrappers/sweets/fruits/starburst-joosters.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

plz expand on desired ass kicking, alex

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is Danny Glover in boxerz

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/135/321328373_198548aa62_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

note "order prints" button on Flickr page.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

you know how we run the thing where people send in occasionally made-up and nearly always exaggerated sightings of not-quite-famous people? one of them was him, once, and it implied that he went home with some chick who wasn't his wife.

he had a lengthy explanation, and i neglected to point out that i wasn't his wife either, so why do i give a shit.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, linking the Onion is so last week but this is funnys

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56321

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that is kind of sub-MAD (Cracked) magazine level of funny, mr. que. what do I pay you people for?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

You haven't paid me IN YEARS! ALL YOUR CHECKS HAVE BOUNCED, Dr.HUMOR

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I bank with Nerf

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

what does does this "Met Ro" in D.C. open its gates to the public, Tom?

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I asked google and it said 5am weekdays, 7am weekends

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I love how we all watch House now

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, who is danny? from frostburg? I like frostburg, it's a cute little college town.. and then again, what I just thought of was a close friend in high school living there with a bunch of drug dealers

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't watch House! it's the same thing every week! house takes drugs, behaves like a know it all prick, breaks rules, solves case. it's unbearable. I'm still watching Wire reruns, I should just buy the whole series on DVD.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

last night i drank a bottle of wine, ate ethiopian food, did laundry and played guitar. today i feel AWESOME, for reals.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah guitars are awesome.

i was exaggerating about House, just like Belgians yesterday.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

last night I watched part of scarborough country as a panel of experts had a giant bug out over iranian president holding conference denying the holocaust. it's like, guys, of course it is ridiculous what he's doing. do not feed mahmoud ahmadinejad, international troll.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

haha that is sooooooo OTM

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Brian have you played with http://sketchup.google.com/

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, it's probably kind of a fun job, you know, being president and not having much in the way of political power so you may as well troll the ENTIRE WORLD

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Longcat isn't really that long, if you do that with my cats they also look very long, Danny beltway is pretty much OTM on that one.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

guys do we want to have a Christmas party or not.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i think danny beltway is a private eye

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

he sees your every move.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

guys do we want to have a Christmas party or not.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 13th, 2006.

Party yes, Christmas no. I say a party to welcome in the new year in Jan. some time but I am Mr. Grinch

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah sure! i got a fucking week off and i'm trying to think of things to do with it other than fry a lot and drown the sorrows of what's gonna be a particularly sorrowful holiday season. i have family shit the 24th and then drunk christmas the 25th but other than that...nada.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I have not Sketched Up, BOT. It looks like a pretty fun program, but unfortunately it's just not set up to do the things I need to be able to do with it.

DEAR ADOBE: please please please come out with a CAD program.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark that is lame, we're not going to have a "mid-January party". I was thinking the Fri or Sat before Xmas. Or we can just say fuck it, whoever is around we go to bar and thn just worry about the Super Bowl party and make it extra extravaganzaous.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

We should have a DC ILX corporate christmas party where we take up a small private room at a bar and have a bad buffet and decorations and thank people for their hard work and look forward to 2007.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Or we get really drunk and fire everyoen.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

as long as there's ill-advised making out, i am there

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

anyone want a "do not disturb" sign with wolf blitzer's face on it? because i have like 6. it's perfect for when you're fucking wolf blitzer in a hotel.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

aka "tuesday"

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I vote we make reservations for 10 at J. Paul's, dress up, act like complete pricks and make lots of toasts. Ring a ding ding, Kofi Annan.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

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